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- Tenlow, on 10/12/2007, -9/+84Well HE did get ahead in life, but he needed a hand or two along the way.
- GTPilot, on 10/12/2007, -7/+77if it were my article, the title would have been: 'man gives cop head'
- Alphabet, on 10/12/2007, -5/+45Killing a rabbit in order to put it's foot in your pocket for luck sounds cruel too.
- Jebral, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33'During questioning, the man told police he was going to Cape Town and his luggage was still on the bus.'
Stop asking me questions, I have to go pick up my grandma! - borninda818, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32This is the most WTFworthy story I have ever read on digg.
WTF - Spikito, on 10/12/2007, -3/+29wtf is wrong with these people, for real, do you just wake one morning and decide to do this? he had a finger IN HIS POCKET!!!, godo luck only comes with rabbits feet dude, not grandmas finger
- unloud, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26It's hard to cut body parts through the clothes....they tend to get caught in the saw....
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I mean. . . I have no clue why he would take her clothes off. None at all. - Suits, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig *****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
...He must've watched Snatch. He was on his way to the farm :x - Serinox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22@Alphabet
what if you eat the rabbit first? - NoStoppingUs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17...and why was there a 'deep hole next to the toilet'?...
- reddevil3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16"*fap fap fap*"
Oh man just when I thought an image of a dead grandma wasn't enough. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16"A similar case was reported at Butterworth in 1981 when a man tried to sell a human head to a funeral parlour, said Manatha."
Sounds like a pleasant little town. - dicerandom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16"It is alleged the man murdered his 85-year-old grandmother on Friday by cutting her throat like a goat in a village near in Butterworth.
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A similar case was reported at Butterworth in 1981 when a man tried to sell a human head to a funeral parlour, said Manatha."
Note to self: Don't go to Butterworth. - Alphabet, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17@serinox
obviously, the rabbit was incredibly lucky to be caught + eaten by you, and now you get to have the same luck as him by putting his "lucky" foot in your pocket. - loper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Why the hell would a funeral parlour want an extra head? Just in case they needed a spare? Mortician practice?
- aks123, on 10/12/2007, -19/+32You're all a bunch of desensitized *****.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+20*fap fap fap*
- knightblade2oo4, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13no, apposed to just one of her arms.
- Coridan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11WTF! Why did I laugh at "fap fap fap" to a naked grandmother torso, i feel sick to my stomache now...
- NanoStuff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Do people just wake up one day and think, "I need to try something different today"? How the hell can someone's brain circuit wire itself up to reach the conclusion that this is a good idea.
- mywhitenoise, on 10/12/2007, -13/+22I'm a sick *****, i wanted to see some pictures.
- NoStoppingUs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13did all of the funny people go to bed already?
- Aque0us, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8@Suits
Was 'Serial Killer' a past profession of yours? = P - Kaleb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8God. Damn.
That's it - I'm going to bed; severed grandma heads is where I mentally shut down for the day. Good evening. - unloud, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7....that's just wrong. Shame on you.
(HAHAHAHA!!!!!) - Groady, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11She'll never be the head of a large corporation.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I'd say stranger things have happened but I could be wrong.
- rompom7, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8I thought so too, but it turns out Lost is fiction...
- arkmtech, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5This reeks of schizophrenia. :-( What a sad and cruel disease.
- IcyNeb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I am from South Africa... that part of the country is very rural and the people there still have strong beliefs about witchcraft. Unfortunately, there is a black market for human body parts which are believed to be able create powerful totems
See here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muti - blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I carry a funny guy's head in my bag.
But I don't know why, he lost his sense of humor since he entered that dark bag. Must be true that lack of light brings depression. - revenge7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I don't know why, but I found the "cutting her throat like a goat" comment hilarious.
- c0deblue, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I'm trying to figure out how one would go about "cutting her throat like a goat", because I don't know about you people but goat mutilation is not really common knowledge where I live.
- Beaver6813, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4People never cease to amaze me!
- Ru55, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Yeah, agreed- he's definitely a headcase!
- anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I wouldn't be surprised if Ogrish had some.
- vampares, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Hey some people just won't shut up. What are you going to do?
- KVargs, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Damn, I would have been worried too, that man was armed and dangerous
- uppedbyhiggins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2This dude sounds like Norman Bates.
- Majin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4i think kevin should consider paying for some therapy sessions for some of you guys.....
- Beaver6813, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Just slightly dangerous :O What would make anyone wanna do that kinda thing!?
- zonk3r, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Better than a dufflebag I guess.
- blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Well, they ARE very powerful.
I have a grandma head gri-gri in by bag. It silences anyone around. It's magic! You gotta try it in a theater. - clearzen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1 Sick *****. He should be shot like a dog.
- 0zymandias, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3So what? The guy just probably had dandruff.
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..head... shoulders...
Never mind. - bizsumpark182, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Well, I guess the guy loved his grandmother enough to keep her head with him.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I guess you could say he was a "head" of the game, Or maybe 2 "heads" are better than 1 =)
- blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Reminds me of a Microsoft campagin:
- Where do you want to go today?
- I think I'll cut mom's head and carry her around.
- Erk... need.. software? - prieurdp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Well apart from the man carrying a head scenario, plus the generally high "cough rediculous" crime rate, the rest is coming together quite nicely.
Same sex marriages just shows how kick ass our constitution is. It is only one small part of the bigger picture. We have advanced gun laws, human rights and a pretty good deal in all regards. Plus we have lions and stuff :P
There are some real issues that we have to work out first, but all in all the promised land idea is still very much alive. -
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