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- inactive, on 11/19/2008, -0/+83FTA: They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
That's focus and dedication. - theblueprint, on 11/19/2008, -0/+79FTA: "...four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out."
This is the police's fault. Once they added hot pepper to the pasta sauce, how could he possibly stop masturbating? Add a little S&M from the batons, and this is probably the greatest wank this guy's ever had. - ohmyblazes, on 11/21/2008, -0/+55Am I the only one that read it as "Man finds penis in pasta jar"? I was disappointed.
- paulcoves, on 11/20/2008, -0/+30Let's not forget the victim here- What deprativty must that Jack Russell have seen. I hope it gets counselling
- shyner, on 11/21/2008, -3/+31Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
- AsgardsAvenger, on 11/21/2008, -0/+27I hope he had protection... the pasta could be Prego!
- marluxia7, on 11/19/2008, -2/+27wow that was the weiredest story ive ever heard O_o
- inactive, on 11/19/2008, -1/+20Don't we know someone who uses a jack russell terrier as his avatar? I think we do. Hmmmm........
- Glassmentality, on 11/21/2008, -1/+18Gives new meaning to the word "meatballs".
- chrissku, on 11/21/2008, -0/+14At least he was smart enough to bring along his Jack Russel Terrier. What would pasta can ***** be without mans best friend watching?
- inactive, on 11/19/2008, -0/+14I'm not sure what's worse. This or the guy who was arrested after violating a vacuum at a car wash.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/21/michigan- ... - inactive, on 11/21/2008, -0/+13No, that's a fear of blue balls.
- elizabethb221, on 11/21/2008, -0/+13I read that title like 12 times and still thought it said that until I saw this comment. *****.
- whoomp123, on 11/21/2008, -0/+12Meat Sauce
- oboshoe, on 11/21/2008, -0/+12"A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."
That is such a troubling combination. Poor dog. - dilbert, on 11/21/2008, -2/+13Jack-off Russel terrier?
- NoLibertarians, on 11/19/2008, -2/+12Can we ask the cops if this guy had any political stickers on his car..Wouldn't that make one hell of a thread ??
- ssweiti, on 11/21/2008, -0/+10ok ok, what? in the car with a jar??!!
- anagoge, on 11/21/2008, -0/+9In the seat with his meat
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -1/+10Pasta Penisvera
Makes you think twice about having the cream sauce, though. - highclasshippie, on 11/21/2008, -1/+10Here's the recipe he was trying to create when the cops busted in:
Tomato CapsiCum Bisque
INGREDIENTS
* 1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste
* 10 ounces tomato sauce
* 1 (10.75 ounce) can tomato puree
* 1 cup heavy whipping cream
* 1 tablespoon fresh semen
* 2 cups water, or as needed
* 1 tablespoon dried basil
* 1 tablespoon dried thyme
* 1 tablespoon dried capsicum
* 1 tablespoon dried oregano
* 1 dash liquid smoke flavoring
* salt and pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS
1. Combine the tomato paste, tomato sauce, and tomato puree. Simmer and add the dried herbs. Mix the semen together with the heavy cream, then add liquid smoke and season to taste with salt and pepper. Gently heat but do not boil.
Recipe inspired by the Natural Harvest book I got for my birthday last night. YUM! - Smolesworthy, on 11/20/2008, -0/+9I'm so relieved. I thought I was the only one with a public self-loving, cross-dressing, pickle and terrier fetish. Now I feel part of a community.
- tony11572, on 11/21/2008, -1/+9Was it Penne Pasta?
- smokinAZ, on 11/21/2008, -1/+9Damn! Why didn't I think of that! Friggin PButter is chaffing me...
- drmobutu, on 11/21/2008, -0/+8What more could you ask for? A little Parmesan cheese, maybe...
- KarlH, on 11/21/2008, -2/+10All hail his noodly appendage!
- flashingcurser, on 11/21/2008, -0/+8Now you know how we feel. heh
- jnichols, on 11/21/2008, -0/+7Dugg for continuing while wrestling with the police... lol
Can't seem to stop............. must get last bowtie noodle...... damn you cops and your anti public pasta fuc*ing laws - Twoje, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6OW WTF?! I didn't RTA, but aren't those vacuums strong as *****?
- wenis, on 11/21/2008, -0/+6geez, ***** pasta sauce? thats kinda loose...If you were gunna have sex with food you'd think he'd screw some peanut butter. At least there some resistance to peanut butter.
- homercles337, on 11/21/2008, -2/+8If he was in the states i can guarantee that he would end up on a sex-offenders list. The American Taliban has no sense of humor.
- kbzurk3, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5me too. :(
- flashingcurser, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5I own a JRT, that's really creepy to be jerking off in front of a JRT. Their so... curious and hyper.
- msissio, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5He wanted some homemade Ra-Goo...
Also:
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Man_Caught_With_Penis_In ... - seth553, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5I guess you think that was a saucy joke.
- recoil669, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5The dog probably put him up to it, That's just my assertion.
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6You rang?
- helenkupo, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5Ok was the Jack Russel dead or alive?
- highclasshippie, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5It had to be one of those guys from cookingwithcum. Saving up some baby batter so that he could try the recipes from the new book. http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
- inactive, on 11/21/2008, -1/+6I guess he was making chicken alfredo, except he was choking the chicken
- Skalizar, on 11/21/2008, -0/+5had a flog with his dog?
- muller, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4You win.
- Kiranoss, on 11/21/2008, -1/+5Now that's funny! the question is, Did he get to finnish?!
- compsciguy, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4dug for 'attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling"'
- borez, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Spaghetti -bollocks- nese
- KSUdesigner, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4And dinner.
- tomjunlee, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Americans, don't think our country is people like this! This is just a ... bizarre event. A irregularity!
- Nesh, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4I'm not sure I want to live in a world where a guy can't masturbate with a can of pasta to porn with women's stockings and a Jack Russell Terrier in my car.
- Apocolypse007, on 11/21/2008, -0/+4Am I the only one confused about what the dog had to do with this???
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