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- gatorfree, on 05/27/2009, -0/+33Looks like it's see ya later
*takes off sunglasses*
... alligator
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! - chuckduck, on 05/27/2009, -1/+32That title is telling lies.
- DulcetTone, on 05/27/2009, -0/+25Why did an alligator have a pair of pliers?
- yeahaboutthat, on 05/27/2009, -1/+19*****, that's nothing. I once fought-off a 12 foot anaconda with tweezers and a cell phone.
- wesleyzero, on 05/27/2009, -0/+15Mama says alligators are angry because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
- Carl306, on 05/27/2009, -0/+11You're neglecting to mention the fact that the cell phone was a "RAZR"
- anexanhume, on 05/27/2009, -0/+11Yeah, it sounds a lot less manly (and digg-worthy) when you realize that the gator was such a sissy that the dude's son chucking pliers at it was enough to get it to stop.
- SpoonMSU, on 05/27/2009, -0/+10Pffh, whatever, I knew a guy that fought off an entire alien race and oppressive government with a crowbar.
- Rivfader, on 05/27/2009, -0/+10OM NOM NOM NOM oww pliers
- EtherGnat, on 05/27/2009, -0/+7Yeah, he should have totally used alligator clips instead.
- retral, on 05/27/2009, -0/+6I've done it with bubblegum and a paperclip.
- buzznjackal, on 05/27/2009, -0/+5Alligators are powerful, dumb animals with poor vision. The alligator mistook the mas arm movements in the water for something it could eat. When the alligator realized it wasn't it let go. No set of pliers I've ever seen would cause an alligator to release its grip from anything it wanted to eat. Furthermore, the worst thing about this article is that all the rednecks around the lake and South Florida will have renewed fear and hatred for the alligator and kill them whenever they get the chance.
- frio80, on 05/27/2009, -0/+5This was the same alligator that took Chubbs' hand.
- rubixcubez, on 05/27/2009, -0/+5I'd like to see him do that with a saltwater croc.
- BoneheadFarker, on 05/27/2009, -0/+5What's ***** is trying to redirect people to a website about flatulent drug enforcement agents...
- MargotCross, on 05/27/2009, -2/+7HOLY. CRAP.
- CoD4, on 05/27/2009, -0/+4Those robogrips don't play that *****
- kate0spencer, on 05/27/2009, -0/+4a catchy title is a lie..
that's how they sell their news.. - D0nPedro, on 05/27/2009, -0/+3Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Yeah? What happened?
They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off! - SigmaXXX, on 05/27/2009, -0/+3Yes Buried for being lame.
- Devihed, on 05/27/2009, -0/+3Wouldn't you do a little bit more than just throw pliers? Just wondering if anyone else has thought about this?
- loqutusofborg, on 05/27/2009, -0/+3... and a blow torch?
- frontaxle, on 05/27/2009, -1/+3Needlenose vs. Snapping Jaws.
- ThsGuyRightHere, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2Title's wrong. "Man Fights Off Alligator With A Pair Of Huge Brass Balls"
There, fixed. - damnshoes, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2I killed a man eating shark with my 6 inch penis... SIX INCHES.
- jmones, on 05/27/2009, -1/+3Didn't he know that when dealing with wild animals your supposed to walk with a limp and pretend to be sick.
- TheInformer, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2He pretended he was a certified dentist?
- trentrezn0r, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2Okey Dokey Okeechobee.
- borez, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2Magic pliers
- retral, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2*waits for the "...and shotgun" part that these sensational titles/stories seem to be lacking*
- ilovegarnet, on 05/29/2009, -0/+2Did no one think of that old game "Crocodile Dentist" ?? There's even the pliers
- eatsushi, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2thats not a pair of pliers...THIS is a pair of pliers
- borez, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2The pliers bit probably reminded the alligator of a bad trip to the dentist when it was young... or something.
- theOster, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2yeah, unless they weren't pliers, but a nice fat pipe wrench or maybe a belt-driven table saw. now THAT would be something.
- frequentFlyer, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2of course he did. his name is Chuck Norris.
- bubba9999, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2Don't you mean 12 inches?
- Nosnam2, on 05/28/2009, -0/+2Yeah, the article doesn't say anything about the alligator having a pair of pliers.
- Taiyoryu, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2Really? When we went there for a school field trip back in elementary school, the scariest thing we encountered was catfish.
- mufasa, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2thats almost 7
- strykefive, on 05/27/2009, -0/+2RAMBO!!!
- m3arvk, on 05/27/2009, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5JSm9wldjA
- mimigins, on 05/27/2009, -0/+1Gaaatoraaade
- Barr08, on 05/27/2009, -0/+1Grammar ftw!
- yeahaboutthat, on 05/28/2009, -0/+1Doesn't that hurt?
- andrewober, on 05/27/2009, -0/+1Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.
- RadiatedAnt, on 05/27/2009, -0/+1WHAT A BOO-TIFUL CROCK!
CRIKEY! - DulcetTone, on 05/28/2009, -0/+1An alligator clip... I could understand.
- yeahaboutthat, on 05/28/2009, -0/+1Well, come to think of it, it was dark....I had been drinking....a lot...
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