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- Pogojoe, on 03/22/2008, -6/+112Jesus walks into a hotel and puts three nails on the counter and says "Can you put me up for the night".....
Ka-Boom-Ching! - dafragsta, on 03/22/2008, -14/+108Jesus 1 - This guy 22. I'm worshiping this guy.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 03/22/2008, -6/+84There's simply no way to comment on this story without offending *someone* ... but 22 times? Jeeeeesus Christ!
- BillDoE, on 03/22/2008, -1/+51cru·ci·fy
1.To put (a person) to death by nailing or binding to a cross.
This is self mutilation, not Crucifixion. - curiousgrge, on 03/22/2008, -0/+41I don't see the big deal. For L. Ron Hubbard's b-day, they're throwing a Scientologist into a live volcano.
- inactive, on 03/22/2008, -5/+34But does god actually respect this? Does he see this guy mimicking his son's gruesome demise and give him two thumbs up saying "Awesome, your so awesome, you totally understand me. " or will god be offended by a gentile ripping off what had to be the most painful and horrid moment of his immortal life? And to add to that, a common peasant showing complete disregard for his own god given life!!!
btw: I know most of you are atheist and do not believe in god, but this is a simple mental exercise, where you do not actually have to truly acknowledge the existence of any supreme being. - DanOnTheMoon, on 03/22/2008, -0/+28So, this guy wants to reenact a crucification? Right on, I'm going to reenact Bhuddas' death, by getting fat and happy, and chillin'.
- stavrogin2, on 03/22/2008, -2/+27"Hey, I can see my house from here!"
- buddamus, on 03/22/2008, -4/+29Thats insane, some people need a new hobbie
- tehdinosaurs, on 03/22/2008, -4/+28Pics or it didn't happen.
- hugeposuer, on 03/22/2008, -2/+21Wait a minute.. "He missed the ritual once - eight years ago - when he was struck down with stomach ulcers"
You couldn't get crucified because you had stomach ulcers? What a wuss. - inactive, on 03/22/2008, -3/+21There's an option for "No Thumbnail," so you don't have to put up a picture of an advertisement.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+17One retrofitted with a pipe-bomb.
- spanglegluppet, on 03/22/2008, -0/+15It's not a rimshot. A rimshot is a stroke with the stick on the side of the snare. The sound you're thinking of is called a sting.
- dafragsta, on 03/22/2008, -2/+16What drum in a rimshot makes the "Ka" sound?
- yoshitomi, on 03/22/2008, -1/+15It makes a mockery of Him! With capitalisation and all! Isn't there someone to teach these fellas a lesson? Somebody with a spear to stab them in the stomach or something? I'm positive that'll send the right message.
- nreynolds, on 03/22/2008, -2/+13snare. "Ka-Boom-Ching" = "snare-bass-high hat/cymbals"
- buddamus, on 03/22/2008, -5/+14***** you, I'm dyslexic and I try my best
- verynegative, on 03/22/2008, -2/+11What an *****.
- Aensland, on 03/22/2008, -0/+9I'd pay for a video of that.
- 3leggedHorse, on 03/22/2008, -0/+9 What a pussy he did not get nailed thru his feet, nor did he get speared in his chest. Jesus still PWNS.
- 0xC0FF33, on 03/22/2008, -0/+9this is sick....
- ByteGuerilla, on 03/22/2008, -0/+8Also no Judean Suicide Squad came to save the day.
- amesolaire, on 03/22/2008, -1/+9A gruesome example of when stupefying ignorance is not bliss. Worst of all, they're probably being looked up to as if they are enlightened and morally superior. They are courageous, I'll grant them that. Nothing more.
Whenever I hear about similar stories, I always imagine what would have become of these people, had they had the proper education and brought up in a civilized society. Some of them, by virtue of their devotion, could've become decent scientists, others because of their courage - astronauts, explorers. Instead, the greatest thing those guys get to achieve is to engage in barbaric rituals with no practical purpose whatsoever. What a sad waste. - Beveridge89, on 03/22/2008, -0/+7I don't think thats quite what it means. The guy is being crucified for 5 minutes; admitedly an extraordinary task to volunteer for, but no where near the same as an actual crucifiction. In that sense trying to do it to go through the same suffering Jesus went through would be seen to mock him in the same way as claiming to be able to do the same miracles as him after walking across a shallow puddle.
- hiPpymIck, on 03/22/2008, -0/+7i think they died of suffocation in Roman times
once your legs give out ..its impossible to breathe in that position - DanOnTheMoon, on 03/22/2008, -0/+7Second only to being forced to sleep with Rosie O'Donnell.
- da_bradler, on 03/22/2008, -0/+7I still don't know how to do that
- isunktheship, on 03/22/2008, -6/+13My HOBBY is being a public spell checker.
- meghalc, on 03/22/2008, -2/+7Kinda like a modern day American! Well, Fat, happy and broke?
- lyncho99, on 03/22/2008, -5/+10I feel sorry for this guy. Going through so much for a fairytale.
- aenima987, on 03/22/2008, -0/+5damn right
- RamblingSoul, on 03/22/2008, -4/+9horrible! if only there were some copyright laws in Jesus' time.
- aschooley, on 03/22/2008, -5/+10this is ridiculous. you think God enjoys someone doing this? He's up there laughing at these people for being so stupid.
- benplaut, on 03/22/2008, -0/+5
- NSResponder, on 03/22/2008, -3/+8No I don't actually. The guy's a raving nutcase.
-jcr - FoxtrotYankee, on 03/22/2008, -2/+7*****. Spellcheckers are immune to dyslexia. All they require is the effort to use them. Does dyslexia cause you to be lazy?
- kmesp86, on 03/22/2008, -1/+6Yeah, more needs to be said; I really don't understand what you are getting at.
- emilbon, on 03/22/2008, -1/+5It's OK to do a dumb thing once, but 22 times?? Man this is so stupid.
- meghalc, on 03/22/2008, -0/+4When do we get the Blu-Ray?
- erfmufn, on 03/22/2008, -2/+6pics? try the video ..
http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Voluntary-Crucific ...
its common and about as senseless as the rest of the doctrine.
- meghalc, on 03/22/2008, -1/+5Wierd Religion! And we thought the Islam was extreme lol
- zacharytelschow, on 03/22/2008, -0/+4Actually, WickEd, as antwan points out, the crucified die of suffocation. antwan has it wrong, though. When people are crucified they typically do not pass out quickly; people who haven't had their legs broken or stomach cut are reported to live for 2-3 days (that is without sleep, knowing they are going to die) until they can no longer support their own body weight and suffocate.
- inactive, on 03/22/2008, -0/+4
- UniverseJDJ, on 03/22/2008, -0/+4Or stupidity.
- Cepster, on 03/22/2008, -0/+4I, in fact, do NOT see what you did there
- n3tfury, on 03/22/2008, -2/+6lol religion, etc.
- TheDreadDiggerD, on 03/22/2008, -0/+4If the guy were really doing this out of devotion he wouldn't skip the dying part of the crucifixion. Of course, I don't think he's powerful or holy enough to go about the resurrection part, but that's really an afterthought in this case.
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