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- Slaiv, on 11/30/2007, -0/+146How does having sex with a bicycle qualify you as a "sex offender"? It's bloody odd, but I wouldn't put this man on the same level as rapists and paedophiles.
- dweeb79, on 11/30/2007, -0/+118“Robert Stewart was having sex with a bike in his locked hostel room.”
“The cleaners called the police, Robert got three years probation and is on the sex offenders list.”
I don’t think the punishment fits the crime. - Frei, on 11/30/2007, -1/+97What man and his bike do in private is no one elses business.
- Viend, on 11/30/2007, -16/+98Looks like American Bikes have more rights than Iraqis now.
- briguymaine, on 11/30/2007, -4/+85pedalphile.
- explnx, on 04/27/2009, -0/+78How is this any different than using a sex toy?
- Opiatus, on 11/30/2007, -0/+68Ok...how the hell do you have sex with a bike? where do you put it?
- geekchic, on 11/30/2007, -3/+68The sex was unsafe - and he has to also pay tricycle maintenance for the next 16 years as well.
- NeverOffside, on 11/30/2007, -0/+55Pedal-phile
- inactive, on 11/30/2007, -0/+53The bike was asking for it. Slutty bike.
- Scienceisfun, on 11/30/2007, -1/+49What if the bike had training wheels?
- mikesbaker, on 11/30/2007, -1/+47RTFA it was in the UK
- Icecream, on 11/30/2007, -9/+49He must be a BI-sexual.....ZING
- mcwium, on 11/30/2007, -0/+31"Robert said he was drunk and his actions misunderstood." oh, okay. sorry sir. carry on. anyway, i didn't know it was illegal to have sex with a bike.
- GuacamoleSan, on 11/30/2007, -5/+35This is one of those "kill yourself honorably with a samurai sword to the stomach" moments for him
- thcobbs, on 11/30/2007, -2/+30Maybe you should ask the bike what it thinks about the punishment fitting the crime.
- inactive, on 11/30/2007, -3/+28He probably put something up his ass. I don't even want to guess what. This thing is ridiculous. The guy didn't fight it in court, he pleaded guilty of disturbing the peace instead of defending himself. I guess he didn't want everyone to know he had sex with a bicycle... That worked out pretty good.
- Subvexer, on 11/30/2007, -1/+20You ever tried pedalling a sex toy to work?
Wait, don't answer that. - loww, on 11/30/2007, -2/+18In other news, sales of bikes skyrocket for men over the age of 40.
- customer, on 11/30/2007, -1/+16Bikes need a little loving too sometimes :(
- dgh1973, on 11/30/2007, -0/+14OK after reading the article this is completely messed up... he was in his locked hostel room when he was found. If you think this through, the dude basically got probation for masturbating...
- crazybugger, on 11/30/2007, -7/+21Poor Bicycle!
- DocHoliday22, on 11/30/2007, -0/+14How do you have sex with a Bike? Is it like having sex with a Door? In any case this is the most stupid punishment ever. What about those guys who have a wank with a towel or tissue, does that become sex with a towel... this is *****. He was in his own room till that cow came in and reported him.
- foofoobee, on 11/30/2007, -0/+13You're right, you don't know what it is. This was in the UK - RTFA.
- macnicoll, on 11/30/2007, -0/+13How ridiculous.... Why did he plead guilty to breach of the peace when he was in his own room, and why the hell did the cleaners all the police, surely its more embarrasing than any type of a crime! Did she think she or anyone else was in danger.....its a F#@King bike.....Hardly a police matter!
- jackal42, on 11/30/2007, -1/+14bikesexual
- DrvThruPnk, on 11/30/2007, -0/+13I can never listen to Queen's "Bicycle Race" the same way again...
- MammasMilk, on 11/30/2007, -3/+15Now I'll feel dirty every time I pump my breaks
- serpanterra, on 11/30/2007, -0/+11It didn't have stableisers on it, it was a fully aged bike
- pacomagenta, on 11/30/2007, -0/+11A guilty plea for breach of the peace, three years probation, and a place on the sex offenders list? Seems like the only breach of peace was the cleaners intruding on his drunken bike sex. All jokes aside - the bike was asking for it - this is a prime example of a victimless crime.
- inactive, on 11/30/2007, -3/+13Its not the bikes fault that Iraqi's happen to be living on top of your oil...
- FutureisDubious, on 04/04/2008, -0/+10Why don't you go ahead and have a seat over there...
- jdmcadam, on 11/30/2007, -0/+9But... how?
- Markpdotcom, on 11/30/2007, -0/+9I think the fact is this over reaction. Yeah the guy was shagging his bike, so what? He was in a locked room, he could be riding it all night for all I care! If he was doing it in the middle of the street, or a school or something, that would be bad and yes he should be punnished.
Worse than that, he is placed on the Sexual offenders list, a list for rapists, child molesters and serious sexual predators!
This guys life will be ruined now, most jobs he'll apply for (if working with children/public) will have access to this register (and probably won't hire him), plus his name was plastered all over the newspapers. - sgtstadanko, on 11/30/2007, -0/+9Is this offbeat or beatoff news? besides that bike was asking for it. did you see how greasy the chain was? ouch!
- acdcfanbill, on 11/30/2007, -0/+9well what if you were taking a piss in your hotel bathroom and the cleaners walked in...
- scabbers, on 11/30/2007, -1/+10I still can't understand why the police were involved. Maybe I've been horrible corrupted by the internet, but I think I could survive seeing a middle aged man humping a bike.
Actually no. No I couldn't. Carry on. - c0ldfusi0n, on 11/30/2007, -0/+8Did the bicycle get anything for dressing up like a whore?
- HBNDonut, on 11/30/2007, -2/+10But what happened to the bike? I hope it ends up with the kind of owners that it deserves. No bike deserves to have been treated in this way.
- Jkylman, on 11/30/2007, -0/+7I wonder what his probation terms are?
"Do NOT go anywhere near a bike, motorcycle, or moped for these 3 years" - Kendralee5, on 11/30/2007, -0/+7okay, that's pretty sick and gross, but did he really have to get in trouble with the law over that. He was in his locked room doing his own disgusting thing, and they called the cops and he actually got in trouble over it. 3 years probation is bad enough, but what's even worse, is that they have to put him on a sex offenders list. That's really bad!
- ronaldinho, on 11/30/2007, -0/+7Ugh it's these things that drives me crazy.....it's totally a privacy issue, and he did NOTHING WRONG. I still can't believe he got punished.....WTF
- WernerCD, on 11/30/2007, -0/+7Hows is being locked in a room the same as pissing on the street? Guess I'm retarded, because I don't understand the link.
- c0ldfusi0n, on 11/30/2007, -3/+10You know, I had sympathy for the guy until you brought up the possibility that the bike ***** him, and not the other way around.. That's just sick man..
- NeoSporin, on 11/30/2007, -1/+7Wasn't this on the front page a couple weeks ago? And weren't all the jokes the same too?
- inactive, on 11/30/2007, -0/+6That doesn't change the fact that Hostel was a ***** movie.
- PlagueMonkey, on 11/30/2007, -1/+7Don't get all Huffy.
- verkon, on 11/30/2007, -0/+6Was the bike underage?
- MammasMilk, on 11/30/2007, -2/+8I saw your comment and thought you said "Rod Stewart.... "
Which was an even worse visual. -
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