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- Itazura, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54Not a Jackass stunt.
- RuffRidr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+45Darwin on line one...
- Condottieri, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37What a jackass.
- dukrous, on 10/12/2007, -6/+41Please tell me he now qualifies for a Darwin award...
- interg12, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33Dugg, HOWEVER, given the state of our cultural and societal norms, why is "guy burning nuts on stove" remarkable? Shouldn't we just flat out expect this to happen regularly?
- SmackMyMac, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Ironic that He basically burned off the one main component to reproduction. Just natures way of cleaning the Gene Pool of F#@k Tards.
- schlongmeister, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
- rmany2k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Wow, this guy's got balls.
They're grilled, but he's got them. - gallagherFTW, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17this was never done on jackass...they lit their farts on fire but who the hell would be dumb enough to try to light their GENITALS on fire?
oh, right, this guy. - kevyn, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21i totally read that as "Mac burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt" and I thought, wow, mac stories have just gone to a whole new level.
"Hi, I'm bam margera, and today, i'll be trapping my dick inside a mac book pro, and setting fire to it!" - krinthekuz, on 09/16/2008, -0/+15hopefully he's sterile so the gene pool is just 1 more idiot cleaner.
- dbalaski, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15this reminds me of IDIOCRACY --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAYnc_-ddlw
(watch the part about Clevis Jr in hospital after his accident -- about 1:29 into the clip) - pitfallharry, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13More of a dumbass stunt. And proof that you shouldn't watch stupid movies while drinking...
- CraigJ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Ow! My Balls!
- dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9"Dugg, HOWEVER, given the state of our cultural and societal norms, why is "guy burning nuts on stove" remarkable? Shouldn't we just flat out expect this to happen regularly?"
I was just going to say: It wouldn't be a Thursday if some ***** with too much time on his hands didn't mutilate his genitals in one manner or another. - goeatsmsht, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the dumb-ass have to press charges on his friend? Why does the friend have to post bail and have a court hearing?
- onionizer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8"Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire", at 43 you're supposed to be a little more sensible about putting people's eggs on fire, don't you think?
- Satanael, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Oh no, he burned his genitals while trying to light his genitals on fire!!!
A trick gone horribly wrong!!
Wait a minute... - jimsf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I can just see the doctor saying, "so you have a burning sensation on your genitals?"
- Aleman360, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"Man burns genitals" by lighting his genitals on fire? Couldn't see that one coming.
- vampiregabe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Sweet!!!
Add more chlorine to the gene pool!! - mrmcbastard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Actually, I think the young man's burned genitals are the one's suing the older guy for reckless endangerment.
- diggernaught, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5This is for the best. Hopefully it will keep more idiots from reproducing.
- trer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5So we know about the dangers of young children imitating what they see on TV and the movies, but now we must worry about idiots aged 20-43 imitating what they see on TV and the movies?
The ambulance that took his dumbass to the hospital could have been used to help someone else. - v3rb4t1m, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5It serves him right doing something like that.
- hiPpymIck, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5remember this guy...tried to set off "a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket " using his bum as a launcher
(severly burned)
local paper (with phone pic of 'lift off' - i cant make it out)
http://www.sunderlandtoday.co.uk/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=1107&ArticleID=1868989
and of course on Digg
http://www.digg.com/offbeat_news/Is_this_the_stupidest_man_alive
EDIT he was copying uk show dirty sancez - DreKor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4There are some instances where the city or state can press charges, and some where they are even obligated to do so. These instances usually involve someone who is considered incompetent or impaired in some way. Mostly, it's just stupid. If you want somebody to set your crotch on fire while you're drunk, that's your own business.
- gcnaddict, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Did he lose his gonads to the fire? If so, I guess that's just as good as a darwin award.
Heck, let's just call it a half-darwin,. We get to see him make a fool of himself for his life, and we get to enjoy the fact that he won't create any more mini-me versions of himself running around doing crazy *****. - streetlamp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3For at least the next decade, every time someone gets hurt doing something stupid the article will blame Jackass at some point.
- sdcarter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Stupid monkey do; stupid monkey see; stupid monkey do too.
- TherealObadiah, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Ah, just how drunk do you have to be to think that setting your own nuts on fire is a good idea??
- guitarh3ro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I've just lost hope in humanity. AGAIN.
- washcapsfan37, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krenske and Mueller, he should regain full reproductive function again."
Let's hope this guy isn't as lucky and his genes remain out of the pool. - WraTH017, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Good. People like these need not reproduce.
- NinjaBoy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I just watched jackass 1 and 2 last night. I dont recall anyone setting their genitals on fire. I mean thats just beyond dumb. Jackass they do stunts not just set them selves on fire.
- MrUnderbridge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Probably depends how much Jaeger was involved.
- chaoshauk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3HAHAHAHA, this was on the front page in Eau Claire today. God I love this town.
- Coffeedemon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3gcnaddict
It would be an honourable mention. They have a list of them on the DA site - people who can't breed but managed to stay alive. - karamba_kid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It's best to leave stunts (like lighting your genitals on fire) to the professionals.
- DurkaMcDurk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"Get your hands off my junk!"
- davesbrain, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Too bad, he was so close to getting his Darwin Award. Oh well, maybe the next time he gets drunk.
- davidestroy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2actually, that's even further from being ironic then too many spoons when all you need is a knife.
- VipeNess, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3actually from 1 of the steve-o movies he has on his website, someone else in the back of a concert Steve-O played that.... does LIGHT their nuts on fire... it was funny, because they played it in slow motion.
this is the dvd it is from
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00007G1W2?ie=UTF8&tag=absolutjohnnykno&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00007G1W2 - Y0tsuya, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Chalk one up for the gene pool. Only 6 billion more to go.
- BowieX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Not so great now.
- Harabeck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2You dont have to die to get a Darwin award. Removing your ability to reporduce qualifies you. It just so happens that people killing themselves in stupid ways is more common than just losing one's ability to reproduce.
- c0ldfusi0n, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Wow, and i thought natural selection ceased to exist. Anyone dumb enough to imitate those jerks deserves to die trying.
- clink0914, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Richard Pryor
- LavaHot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It's kind of odd to think that we are the only species on the planet that would purposely mutilate our own genitals. I wonder how Darwin would explain this in terms of evolutionary theory.
Darwin award anyone? - adent1066, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"...Goodness gracious, great balls of fire ..."
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