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- personalspace, on 07/17/2009, -0/+42After you've broken into the gym, it just doesn't seem all exciting.
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fap fap fap - joshmoney, on 07/18/2009, -1/+14"Slash a Yoga Ball. Jazzed in my pants."
- totallyRo, on 07/18/2009, -1/+14I hope they dont dance around this issue, and get to the point
i bet he has a deflated ego, after he was captured.
maybe the judge will slash his sentence in half.
he wont have any bounce in his step after prison.
i guess thats just the way he rolls.
he will be on the ball and chain.
aw crap im flat out of puns. - socivitus, on 07/17/2009, -0/+11The housewives from LA Fitness are going to picket outside the police station until they catch this creep.
- analogkid01, on 07/18/2009, -0/+11"Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
"Done." - scarlettletter, on 07/17/2009, -0/+9I don't think he'll like it if we get his balls!
- inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+6Jazzed, LOL
- BiggestofMikes, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4THERE HE IS! GET HIM!
- fatmannaltlcoat, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4Wait I dont have my glasses Who is doing what to Yogi's balls and where is the park ranger during this.
- totallyRo, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4*catches flying rose with teeth, bows humbly*
*rides off into the sunset* - inactive, on 07/18/2009, -1/+5and to think i have "bad" fetishes...
- dhughes, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3 Bubblewrap is the gateway, this is what happens to people who pop bubblewrap but are not punished, eventually they think it's OK and they end up like this guy sticking a knife into a yoga ball. Next time someone in your office pops bubblewrap shout No! and hit them with a stapler or something.
- Wayfarer12, on 07/18/2009, -0/+3*british accent with sideways clap*
Hurrah hurrah! Brava, brava! - analogkid01, on 07/18/2009, -1/+4Jazzed? I think you're just tooting your own horn.
- austinharding, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Talk about busting your balls...
sorry. - doshindude, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2JAZZED IN MY PANTS.
- iamacyborg, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Does he have sex with the balls? It doesn't sound like it and I don't see much utility in cutting a hole in them, otherwise.
Least logical fetish, ever. - Drewcool, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2You sick creep!
The word is jizzed. - NtHammer, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2*JAZZED*
- tehknotte, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2at least he wasn't humping them ;(
- buckrogers1965, on 07/18/2009, -0/+2Jizzercise.
- BiggestofMikes, on 07/18/2009, -1/+3NOT RIGHT NOW CHIEF I'M IN THE ***** ZONE! *****' YOGABALLS! YOGABALLS, I ***** SHOWER IN THAT *****! ***** YOGABALLS, YOGABALLS, YOGABALLS, YOGABALLS!
- bryberry, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1I did not expect to see this on digg when I read about it in the local paper this morning.
(Usually dugg news stories happen in places I don't live.) - diggdong, on 07/18/2009, -2/+3When did balls have anything to do with yoga?
- TheDiggBar, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1There is nothing right with furries.
- Destroyrobots, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Don't knock it till you've tried it.
- lucfreder, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1After that description, I think I'm starting to get a little jazzed.
- ECas123, on 07/18/2009, -0/+1Wonder if the guy watches TWiT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KmX5emK7_Y - damntourists, on 07/18/2009, -1/+1thank god i'm not the only one with this fetish.
- tendico, on 07/18/2009, -0/+0Those yoga balls had it coming.
- TheDiggBar, on 07/18/2009, -0/+0He'd only slash those very rotund women.
Also, self slashing? You mean he wouldn't hire out for that? - ianonline, on 07/18/2009, -1/+1One things leads to another.... slashing balls for sexual gratification is one step away from self slashing women for the same reason. Let's hope he get a proper psychological evaluation, not just questioned over the action of slashing balls, but I doubt that will happen.
- fragMasterFlash, on 07/18/2009, -1/+1Oh man, I was so with you until I realized the headline said YOGA not YODA.
- Shoreyline, on 07/18/2009, -1/+1The lesser known cousin of Dhalsim, Bhalsim!
YogaBall slash! - JameseyPoos, on 07/18/2009, -0/+0Leo needs to target the ball slashing fetish community with a new show called TWiBS - This Week in Ball Slashing.
Each week Leo sits on his ball while someone slashes it. "Screw you Mr Ball Slasher!"
"TWiBS is brought to you by, AudiBALLS, your number one place for erotic rubber ball audio books"
Would be a good show me thinks. - benroy, on 07/18/2009, -2/+2Sure he's destroying private property but at least he isn't actually hurting anyone. And as far as creepy fetish's go it's not as weird as these people. http://digg.com/people/A_furry_models_his_dolphin_ ...
- chudroy, on 07/18/2009, -0/+0Well at least its not people he's slashing
- MerchantofPanic, on 07/18/2009, -1/+0Maybe he IS humping them ie thats what the hole is for.
- feedroh, on 07/18/2009, -3/+2I invoke Rule 36: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rul ...
and
Quantum Festish Mechanics:
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic= ... - tmacfan123, on 07/18/2009, -3/+1That guy looks like a creep too...but slashing yoga balls turns him on? that's so ***** up...
- killerhammy, on 07/18/2009, -3/+1god this is worse than that guy who had sex with cars...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou ...
actually...i think its a tie - janinekahn, on 07/17/2009, -5/+1Someone should run a long phallic blade across them as punishment...but that might just make him happy.



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