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- MisterGreen, on 03/27/2008, -0/+43- I want ya to kill every golfer!
- Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I do that, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
- GOPHERS YA IDIOT...NOT GOLFERS!
- It's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying...fuzzy little foreigner. - nahsrocketeer75, on 03/27/2008, -0/+26Can't help with gophers, but "be the ball" has never let me down.
- z0l0pht, on 03/27/2008, -1/+20I have to laugh because I've often asked myself my foe, my enemy, is an animal. In order to conquer him I have to think like an animal and whenever possible to look like one. I've got to get inside this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who is the gopher's ally? His friend? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. I'm going to use you guys to do my dirty work for me.
- SpectralSounds, on 03/27/2008, -0/+18So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.
So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - frogman54, on 03/27/2008, -0/+14But did they kill the gopher? Yes.
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -1/+13I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think
- DeskFlyer, on 03/27/2008, -2/+13http://i32.tinypic.com/vobyb7.jpg
- Pattyo13, on 05/14/2009, -0/+9i don't see what could go wrong there
- nutzin23, on 03/27/2008, -1/+8Caddy Shack FTW
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -0/+7Ok whats with the comments spam lately, anyone have a clue?
- Arramol, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6And produced an excellent headline in the process.
- retral, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6Quit trying to turn digg into your own personal 4chan
- whalt, on 03/27/2008, -0/+5There were there long before it was your property. Maybe you should learn to be a better neighbor.
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -1/+6Calgary: it was boredom. Excruciating boredom.
Picture of the entire province: http://www.canada-photos.com/data/media/4/wheat-fa ... - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -2/+6LOL, that Canadian beer is some powerful stuff or was it BC bud?
- gannondork, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4Sweet, that happened like 100 miles from my house.
- AgentMull, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4"Manananananan" said Ty sinking yet another putt...."Mananananana"
- Charlotte_Web, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3Wrong music on the video clip, they should have been playing the 1812 Overture.
- nbcaffeine, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2article said the concussive force=instakill
- serif69, on 03/27/2008, -2/+4They're like the Viet-Cong. Varmint-Cong.
- computergod, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2That's one pissed off looking prairie dog.
- talonstriker, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2I think its to make the new digg algorithm think that this submission is more popular...
- jtbandes, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Reminds me of a neighbor I once had. He got drunk and decided to kill the gophers by tossing a cherry bomb down the hole. And how best to prevent the explosion coming back out of the hole? Hm, holding a garbage can lid over the hole with his arm locked sounded like a great idea...
- CONTRiC, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2I'm a firefighter in a neighbouring town (we weren't called out for this one). The funny thing is that there is a fireban on for this entire area (extremely dry out here). Here is more information regarding the fire: http://www.cochraneeagle.com/index.php?action=full ...
- bitmanx, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2If you have ever had gopher's and moles tearing up your yard you'll realize that extreme measures are necessary because those bastards are a real pain.
- wolfboy2883, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Dude, chill out. Coyotes and mountain lions aren't a big deal. They scare so easily - just yell and flap your arms and they peace the ***** out.
- phanfromcheese, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2I smell varment poontang
- InnerBlueAbyss, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1Should we throw them off a cliff and then film it?
- nardo510, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1using one of those things looks fun.
- kick, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1This guy is lucky. There's a number of $1m+ homes in the Springbank area.
- wheezyninja, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1I have used a Rodenator... The only time I have seen a flying ball of burning gopher I recommend it to everyone.
- RealmDown, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1Cindy Morgan. rawr!
- oldhick, on 03/27/2008, -1/+2Thats brilliant. Much better than using gasoline, too expensive these days.
- inactive, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1wow, this is pretty close to where I live. Hilarious ! Love caddyshack !
- SHv2, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball.
- TheZorch, on 03/27/2008, -1/+2Dug for the "Caddy Shack" pick. Bill Murray FTW!
Plus these guys must be either ***** nuts or really ***** stupid. - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1@dry grass, starting a fire that threatened several homes and caused $200,000 in damage.
Pics or News Reports it didn't happen - dpazar2, on 03/27/2008, -1/+2continued from above...and the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang
- monsterette, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1...oohhnnoo!
- nydwarf, on 03/29/2008, -0/+1Good riddance bastard.
- Azuroth, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/news/s ...
Good day sir! - Takteek, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Red Green Show :)
- mnchrist, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Sooner or later, if not already, our boys in Iraq are going to get bored enough from patrol after patrol to hunt these things down. I dont think Iraq has gophers but they might be of a different breed. Never the less our tax payer dollars are waisted anyways over there. They might as well have some kind of fun blowing animals up underground.
- smackthenun, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1 You take drugs, Danny?
- nydwarf, on 03/29/2008, -0/+1Hahahahaha stupid Canooks!
- AgentMull, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Thats wouldn't do anything. Cherry bombs are weak, and the ground would take most of the force of the explosion.
- manzplan, on 03/28/2008, -0/+0I have 10 acres, and a gopher problem.. and no gun... cant poison them cause the farm kitties would eat them.. been shooting them with a pellet gun.. wife seems to love that...
- ElliottOrion, on 03/28/2008, -0/+0Try this on for size.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ch ... - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -2/+2We've got a pool and a pond. The pond would be nice for you.
- computergod, on 03/27/2008, -1/+1Yet you probably eat meat and wear leather.
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