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- CaptainNoPants, on 10/11/2007, -3/+113hilariously terrible. You've gotta be a real dick to do that.
- quietcynic, on 10/11/2007, -9/+88Well, I do have some calc homework that needs finishing...
- bry0000000, on 10/11/2007, -3/+79I tried to do that with my little sister once.
- Makubex, on 10/11/2007, -17/+82There are constantly these annoying asian children running around in the parking lot of my apartment complex. I almost hit one at least three times a week. Next time I have a yard sale, they'll be the first thing to go.
- merdiesel, on 10/11/2007, -6/+70What a ***** jerk.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -15/+79its daschOWNED, at least get it right you twit.
- fober, on 10/11/2007, -24/+86"Loveless explains, "When I took a shower, he took a shower. When I go to bed, he goes to bed. When I get up, he gets up. He's more than just a dog. He is my companion and I love him.""
If you love him that much, how about you keep an eye on the thing? - SwissCamel, on 10/11/2007, -9/+69I sold my neighbours yard at a dog sale once, so I guess this guy was recieving my karma.
- TheMidnight, on 10/11/2007, -3/+60I'll get dugg down for this, but I can't resist...
Since the dog didn't belong to the guy who sold it, that makes it stealing, therefore this dachshund really is...
a hot dog. - philliesphan026, on 10/11/2007, -4/+49What kind of name is John Johns?
- Synthetik, on 10/11/2007, -10/+51Digg Users + Showers with dog + Ann Loveless at (479) 970-2022 = Disconnected Phone Number
- afx1, on 10/11/2007, -8/+45@hillsfar
only asian children run around the parking lots of apartment complexes. - chucksmooth, on 10/11/2007, -1/+29the market for annoying Asian children isn't what it used to be
- Hoov, on 10/11/2007, -5/+29@schoate09
1. Grab Neighbors dog
2. Sell it
3. ???
4. Profit!
Um ... profit should probably be number 3. - 69sofine, on 10/11/2007, -3/+25The person who bought it is the smart business man. Buy the dog for $15 and collect the $200 reward when you return it.
- SteveTheSultan, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2515 bucks? That pretty good, but you'll only be able to get 1 or 2 meals out of a dog that size.
- Fkb797, on 10/11/2007, -9/+30A very smart businessman.
- crucifiedpooh, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18Well, at least the guy owned up to it ..
- Synoptic, on 10/11/2007, -10/+27Perhaps I'm sick and wrong, but this is the funniest thing I've heard all day.
- audiowizard, on 10/11/2007, -7/+22That was one of the worst written articles I've ever read. Please take a few more English classes...your writing made it difficult to follow the story.
- JAXXXON, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14I hate when people do things to others' pets. My aunt took my dog of fifteen years to be put to sleep for no reason. I ended up getting him back and he lived nicely for another year.
- barryiggins, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15Was that guy drunk or just retarded? Who the hell would think that was a good idea at the time, then feel bad about it later and want to "make restitution"? what a moron.
- rnwen2750, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14He's not doing anyone a favor, even if it is a stray. The responsible thing to have done would have been to call a local shelter and have them take the dog in.
- Ajajadude, on 10/11/2007, -4/+16His conscience, aka his wife, decided to make his life a living hell, aka no sex, until he did the right thing
- jackyyll, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Wait, so you're saying your little sister was actually your neighbors dog?
- ThumpinD, on 10/11/2007, -4/+15Don't click this moron's link. It's spam.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12someone probably already said this, but who would buy the dog for $15 and not be a little suspicious of where it came from?
- Shaman760, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12When John Johns was a kid, those "Slow Children at Play" signs stuck up in neighborhoods were all talking about him.
- mywhitenoise, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10Tried doing what with your sister? Taking a shower and going to bed with her?
- orxor, on 10/11/2007, -8/+16Kringle was delicious!
- cjmac87, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8@schoate09
not only am i tired of that south park meme, you did it in the least funny way possible - bry0000000, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9"Damn, who sells a dog they just found at a yard sale"
The guy in the story. That's who. - ahawks, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10Comment abuse to point out you can get chip implants for dogs so when they are taken to a vet the vet can identify the proper owner. Very helpful in case your dog runs away/gets dognapped.
- dchaosdx, on 10/11/2007, -4/+11the same kinda name as Kris Kristofferson?
- spyda45, on 10/11/2007, -9/+15I'm wondering if the guy knew that the dog belonged to someone else. Living a block away means that you normally don't know your 'neighbor' and in this situation he could think that he was doing a good deed by selling a stray. If the dog infact had tags, than yes, this guy is an ass.
- dchaosdx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Kevin Smith (of Clerks and Mallrats fame) does occasionally, so he doesn't have to bathe it, as told by himself on his podcast.
- Ek00stik, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I would have asked for $50....
- mywhitenoise, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5White boxer's sell pretty high. Because most idiots who buy them think they're "RARE" and don't know about their horrible health issues, and hearing loss.
- Kenzan, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7"Loveless explains, "When I took a shower, he took a shower. When I go to bed, he goes to bed. When I get up, he gets up. He's more than just a dog. He is my companion and I love him.""
Ok...It's ok to love your dog...just don't *LOVE* your dog.
My other favorite line was:
"What you did was wrong, ethically wrong."
I mean, who wrote this crap??????
LOL - Elvenbane, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Who would buy a dog at a yard sale to begin with?
- gyrfalcon, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7"When I get horny, he gets horny"...
>=O - dpknc84, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8@schoate09:
No, no you really didn't. - Ajajadude, on 10/11/2007, -6/+11He's being descriptive. If he had said "children running around my apartment complex" you'd picture little whiteys. By throwing in their ethnicity, you now have a more complete picture.
Besides, is being an Asian child a crime or immoral or something? - BeefyCow2001, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4That's so sad ;_;
- Coffeedemon, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Yeah but its a yard sale ... someone would have tried to bargain you down to 10 cents regardless of the item's real value.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5That's what the parents of those asian kids running around the parking lot of the apartment complex said when they took it back to the family restaurant...
... sorry, had to do it!! - ghank, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Vance Van Vandervan
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I don't use the word ***** to describe people very often, but....
- qwertydvorak, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3ya, but i know a certain house that would have busted windows on a regular basis for eternity. maybe the old roundup the lawn trick. maybe some fermented rotten fish poured in the air intake vent on the car. don't mess with a person's dog without expecting hell on earth for eternity.
- fsjonsey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3You have no idea how many times i've wanted to do this. My neighbors have three *****.
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