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- blorc, on 10/10/2007, -4/+144When questioned by officials, the man barked excitedly from all fours and begged for a treat.
- satx, on 10/10/2007, -2/+108This story is relevant to my interests.
- wreckosaurus, on 10/10/2007, -1/+87True story: (I'm a guy) One time a retarded guy came up to me and started talking. He introduced himself and we shook hands. Then he asked me if I had any holes in my socks. A strange question I thought, but the guy was retarded and seemed pretty harmless. "No," I said.
"Let me see," he responded. So I lifted up my pant leg a bit to reveal my socks. Suddenly, he lunged at my feet and pulled my shoe off.
"What the *****?" I said. "Give me my shoe back."
"OK, I'll put it back." I suppose it was naive of me, but I extended my foot so he could slip my shoe back on. But it was a trick. Instead, he took my sock too.
"What the *****?" I said. "Give me back my sock."
"I'll put it back," he said. But I had grown wiser.
"No way, just give it to me."
"No, I'll put it back."
"No, give it back."
"No, I'll put it back." I could see we were going nowhere. He motioned for me to sit down on the curb and I obliged.
But again, nothing but a trick. Instead of putting my sock back, he started to lick my foot and rub it on his face. By this point, I was completely freaked out and started screaming obscenities at him. He became frightened and got on his bike and rode off into the sunset, leaving behind my sock and shoe.
It really happened, right in front of my friend's house. Several weeks later my friend told me about a retarded guy in his neighborhood who tricks people into taking off their shoes and then takes pictures of their feet. - lkmbrd, on 10/10/2007, -2/+84She'll learn not to wear those provocative flip flops again.
Also, why didn't she kick him in the ***** face? - silverchrysalis, on 10/10/2007, -0/+57that was awesome.
are you in therapy now? - synthox, on 10/10/2007, -0/+56I am very sorry for my impulsive behavior. But in my defense you have really nice feet.
- SavageBlackCat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+36Pix of the feet or it didn't happen.
- vornan19, on 10/10/2007, -0/+34What size!?! Her feet!
What size where her feet and was he a good licker? That's the news details I expect, dammit! - MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -3/+36What a feat.
- Disease, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27She secretly enjoyed it
- snickeringImp, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27For starters, you need to stop robbing men.
- gmprunner, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26Giggity.
- tonaros, on 11/14/2007, -0/+26Obviously because she liked it. Do you see any mention of her complaining in the article?
- squirmalicious, on 10/10/2007, -3/+25How freakin weird.
- mortigon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21Or maybe she liked it
- spillingvoid, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20The dogs waking her up in the morning will never be the same. :)
- luet, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20You know, if I lived near that guy, I'd wear 12 socks on each foot every day, just to piss him off.
- SmackMyMac, on 10/10/2007, -3/+21Damn It! Why doesn't this ***** ever happen to me?!
But with a woman...you know.... - Jareth86, on 10/10/2007, -3/+21I don't buy it; she would have kicked him. Don't believe me? Go up to the first woman you can find and try licking her toes.
- gmprunner, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18I know it sounds crazy, but it is possible to brace someone's leg while you are holding it, or get them into a position where kicking is nearly impossible (like with their leg fully extended, for example). Plus maybe she was afraid that kicking him would have pissed him off and made him violent.
- adoggz, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17The important question is was she hot? If she was hot then it's understandable; if she's ugly then it is creepy.
- neoblaque, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18Both, he multi-tasks!
- unicronband, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19Robbery or feet-licking?
- Jugalator, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16But he didn't stand a lick of a chance of getting away. :-(
- devilbody, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0911072toes1.html
- mortigon, on 10/10/2007, -5/+20I wish that guy lived near me so I could mess with him.
Just strut past him, barefoot...
Or try to lick his feet.
Or get me and my buddies to run past him as fast as possible while barefoot.
Or throw stuff at him. - brosner, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12I bet you'd never thought you get the opportunity to tell that story.
- uggidi, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_254163555.html
- mortigon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13He robbed her, then LICKED her feet.
I'm no good at this. - psycybrfrk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12Another true story, has nothing to do with feet:
one time a homeless guy suggested I should use tweezers to shave in the morning, and that it'd save my face. A year later I run into him again, and he asks me if I tried the tweezers. - dotlizard, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11true story:
i was staying at a fairly decent beachside motel. walking past an open door (wearing boots) a guy standing in the door says to me, "seven and a half".
"what?" i asked, backing away a little
"your feet. seven and a half. right?" he replied.
he was exactly right.
so then he offered me $20 if he could play with my feet.
i said, no thanks. - Jones82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9It's all I had on me
- nywrad, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Oh the icing on the cake is the photo on WCCO.com -- Looks like Marlon Wayans ... Loc Dog in Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood
http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_254163555.html
(Thanks to uggidi for posting link first.) - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9I don't get it. :?
DUGG! - FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9I guess if she has a VAGINA on her feet it is
- asurroca, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8And the retarded dude's name must be Jermaine Davis, right?
- dyckdownunder, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7This actually happened to a good friend of mine. He woke up to someone sucking on his toes. The guy was actually a part of his church and the most decent guy you'd ever met, so it was quite a shock to find he had this fetish. He actually just got out of prison this year...My friend still talks about it often.
- anagoge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Strangely, I was waiting for the line "she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air".
- FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8STFU, you don't even know where you are
- locojones, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6He's toe-tally guilty.
- johnkyoungoh, on 10/10/2007, -5/+11Why is my keyboard full of drool?
- tidu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6oh my god that is spectacular
- BillyBIanks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Thank you so much. That made my night...
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6I really need to stop doing this. Blue toe polish ladies!
- StickyRice, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Yea, the first thing your going to do when someone starts licking your feet unexpectedly is to forcibly jam your toes deeper into his mouth, as the act of kicking surely would do. Most people would freak out and pull back instinctively.
- Bucketshred, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Thought he was ODB for a second.
- Jones82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4that LOL should be a :(
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Okay, that was a bad but harmless joke. But with these jokes, I think, you're helping a psycho to be a serial killer who kills only iPhone owners. I feel he's out there. Just waiting for the right time to come out.
- nymphetamine, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Narcolepsy?
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