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- tical2756, on 10/10/2007, -11/+592Seriously, What's the point of having a girl if you're not going to do her?
- PATSCRU, on 10/10/2007, -1/+488lol at shortnews.com.
- elhaf, on 10/10/2007, -9/+385OOOOokayyyy, which makes me wonder, how did he know his brother had a bigger dick than he did? (creepy)
- ZephyrNinety, on 10/10/2007, -2/+235Ah, yeah, wish I had a brother like that. It's weird when my sister makes me sleep with her boyfriend.
- bennyfreshness, on 10/10/2007, -23/+204on that note, when all of a sudden did these women get let out of the kitchen?
- jamangold, on 10/10/2007, -6/+178Two months??? It took her TWO ***** MONTHS to figure this out???
- goeatsmsht, on 10/10/2007, -2/+170That takes "Brotherly Love" to a whole new level......
- paulakapdub, on 10/10/2007, -4/+166i'm the oldest of four boys in my family. i'd gladly help my brothers out if they asked.
- gcnaddict, on 10/10/2007, -0/+136Bathroom comparisons, perhaps? Who knows. It'd be funny if the brother had a shorter dick and the guy only let him screw his girl on an assumption that his brother's wang was larger.
- akatherder, on 10/10/2007, -1/+128How do you broach that subject?
Hey bro, how big is your *****? You don't say... want to ***** my girlfriend for me? - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+114You sound like the sort of guy who might help out his sister too
- eviljolly, on 10/10/2007, -1/+106Two ***** months? Or two months of *****? :P
- zevgreen, on 10/10/2007, -0/+96What a dumb brother! I bet the other guy was saying, "y'know, she is going to dump you if you are smaller than 9". Look, I have an idea..."
What a set up!! - skyfire1, on 10/10/2007, -3/+94I tell my bros that I have a 16 inch dick all of the time.
- houndeyex, on 10/10/2007, -7/+98Yeah seriously. Back to my game of Battleship.
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/01/battleship-sm.jpg - Hoinah, on 10/10/2007, -7/+91as opposed to having one only some of the time?
- UwasaWaya, on 10/10/2007, -3/+86I overheard my girlfriend mention she might try voting... what the hell? What's this country coming to?
- meatmcguffin, on 10/10/2007, -9/+84Creepy....
- gcnaddict, on 10/10/2007, -4/+76Oh God, it's the Fibonacci sequence! DAMN YOU.
- deadlikeoscar, on 10/10/2007, -4/+69Apparently, they share more than just a last name.
- Gee1004, on 10/10/2007, -1/+60Should have used his tongue
- mrASSMAN, on 10/10/2007, -0/+58So, how do the police come into the story.. the article doesn't say.
- Urusai, on 10/10/2007, -5/+59They came in through the back door. Giggidy!
- GiggleStick, on 10/10/2007, -0/+53Well sometimes when you get a certain feeling it can change size. Perhaps you will find this out in a couple more years.
- angelces, on 10/10/2007, -3/+56he's being dugg down because no matter how good you are with your mouth i will never beg for .5 inches. ;)
- MasterInsan0, on 10/10/2007, -2/+53lmao...i love the internets, where all the sarcastic and/or sociopathic bastards come out and make their mark on stuff...
- SpacemanSpiff, on 10/10/2007, -3/+51I think you mean rimshot instead of drumroll. Regardless, terrible joke.
- everfresh59, on 10/10/2007, -3/+49I don't think even Dr. Phil would be able to contain himself.....
- Figs, on 10/10/2007, -2/+45Touch. Touch. Touch touch. Touch touch touch. Touch touch touch touch touch....
- tHePeOPle, on 10/10/2007, -1/+43I helped out his father.
- HunterKiller, on 10/10/2007, -1/+43Another page with the reason... He was charged with accessory to rape, and his brother was charged with rape.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007390383,00.html - Shawn4168, on 10/10/2007, -0/+42How can a guy named Manfred feel shame about anything at all?
- twocenthug, on 10/10/2007, -2/+44I'm a girl and I don't think size matters, its how you use it or in Manfred's case...if you use it lol
- Tyr7BE, on 10/10/2007, -1/+40Calm down, Manfred. It's getting frontpaged one way or another.
- theworldisflat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37Sure, who hasn't seen this scenario played out before?
.... - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+36And 1 million diggers think the same about your catastrophy of a website, dave
"I began studying HTML in 1997"
You must have stopped in 1997 as well ;) - clickwir, on 10/10/2007, -1/+32Text of article:
Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend
Manfred Schuh was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Manfred, 26, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.
The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.
Manfred, from Germany, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well." - neodorian, on 10/10/2007, -2/+32Dunno why youre being dugg down. It's true. It also works for young guys that are still learning to screw for more than 10 minutes.
- HellifIno, on 10/10/2007, -25/+55Guy is obviously ***** in the head, but just to give another 2 cents:
It is possible via oral (surface stimulation) to make a woman beg for ANY penetration. Seriously. If you can get her to that state, .5 to 1.5 inches of penetration can totally rock her world. Moreso if she's multi. : ) Also, unless she rips your head away from her privates, don't stop licking!
If she DOES rip your head off her privates, she's young, and hasn't embraced her multi-orgasmic nature ... yet... - NnyCW, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31...Or his brother didn't care so much and just wanted to nail someone...
- melonhedd, on 10/10/2007, -2/+31HAHA HE HAS A FUNNY NAME
- ellecon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+28Size doesn't matter to me (unless it's too big, then it just ain't gonna happen). As long as the penis is well-formed (if it's shaped like a fishhook, get surgery) healthy-looking,has a nice corona and a big round set of balls it's fine with me. If the tendon that runs along the underside of the base protrudes and the penis skin is in good condition that makes a difference too. I couldn't see myself with a guy who wouldn't let me look at his bits in full light.
Short and thick is way better than long and thick or long and skinny, since all our vaginal nerve endings stop at the 3-inch mark in most women. All extra length can do is painfully bump a girl's uterus. So, if you are 4 or 5 inches long,have a decent thickness when erect and aren't shaped like a fishhook (not a gentle curve in any direction, which is fine,I'm talking about a U-Turn bend, where the head cannot even penetrate the vagina) then you're fine and don't worry about it anymore. If you're really tiny,I guess just date women under 5 feet. - Roger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+28Stop spamming your website please. Digg has no sig feature so its pretty obvious...
- BossKey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+27It shall be called, "Bigger Brother"
- airquotes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26thanks, until your enlightening comment, i didnt get the article
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29his brothers was just as small, but when he was offered free sex. like he was going to turn it down
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25Wrong. The correct answer is: SHE ALREADY KNEW!!! ;)
- Shawn4168, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25Not everybody is able to access the article. The website is slammed from all the traffic, and posting the article here instead helps. "ur" an idiot, and your existence on this world is "unecassary". thanks.
- skunk3gr33n1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23She means your helmet, fool. also props to her for making me confident.
- Treshnell, on 10/10/2007, -6/+26Wish my brother would let me "fill in" for him.
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