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- jflowers45, on 03/31/2008, -4/+173His best pickup line:
"Nice Legs" - inactive, on 03/31/2008, -7/+129Is that really a crime?
- hollywoodphony, on 03/31/2008, -4/+108Typical liberal media male-bashing. How about a picture of that whore-of-a-table? Afraid that might sway peoples' perspectives and show them this slut was asking for it? I thought so.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 03/31/2008, -4/+78Hey, why no charges against the perv who videotaped this fellow expressing his love toward his personal property in the privacy of his own backyard?
- AlphaR75, on 03/31/2008, -1/+58Not if you get consent from the table first...?
- DeskFlyer, on 03/31/2008, -2/+54Bet he has a blast at Home Depot.
- gr33k, on 03/31/2008, -1/+53His wife must be one ugly gal for him to get it on with lawn furniture
- DaviDTC, on 03/31/2008, -1/+51Father of 3 what? Chairs?
- InspectorGadget, on 03/31/2008, -4/+49After 3 kids, it was probably tighter than his wife.
- gboom, on 03/31/2008, -1/+38here she is!
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/science/assets/t ... - Wacer, on 03/31/2008, -1/+34Must have been a really sexy looking table.
- umbriago, on 03/31/2008, -1/+32Meet my new *****, Paddy O'Furniture.
- McSploogins, on 03/31/2008, -0/+26Wasn't there a story a few months ago about some guy having sex with his bike? Did he end up getting in trouble for it? I don't remember ...
- cnot3, on 03/31/2008, -0/+26At least the table will stfu once in a while... am I right?
- ahawks, on 03/31/2008, -0/+24That was my initial reaction too.
The crime was public indecency, since he did this outside, in broad daylight, multiple times, and he lives near a school.
You'd get the same charge for watering your front lawn while nude. - inactive, on 03/31/2008, -1/+24If he wants to screw a picnic table in his backyard - so be it. Personally, I think the neighbor was just mad the table rejected him.
- doctechnical, on 03/31/2008, -1/+23This guy's a father of three. How do you ever, ever show your face to your friends when they know you dad humps furniture? In PUBLIC, yet? I thought the old man farting at the Thanksgiving table was embarassing... my dad's a saint next to this guy.
- Brian47126, on 03/31/2008, -3/+25giggity giggity
man, if there was EVER a time to use that, its now... - Digg413, on 03/31/2008, -3/+23Yeah well, I heard that table was a total slut anyhow. It was pretty much begging to be banged!
- kevro, on 03/31/2008, -1/+19"Price reportedly flipped the table over before forcing himself inside of it." Forcing him self inside of it...He RAPED that table!! Also I'm pretty sure the neighbor video taping him is more wrong then what he was doing.
- ajchavar, on 04/01/2008, -0/+17what with that skimpy tablecloth and all, i mean you could see everything.
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -1/+18Definitely gave him wood...
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -0/+17he looks like a digg user
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -0/+15I agree, I thought that was a strange line in the article
- ajchavar, on 04/01/2008, -0/+14"umbrella hole" is the officially most awkward euphemism for "vagina"
ex: "man you ever see natalie portman? i'd love to stick it in her umbrella hole" - shaka999, on 03/31/2008, -0/+14Who knows, maybe the table was under-age?
- SpectralSounds, on 03/31/2008, -3/+16"Get down on all fours, I'm gonna stain you!"
- ahawks, on 03/31/2008, -2/+15Just to clarify, he was charged with public indecency, not sexual assault or anything like that.
He did it outside in broad daylight multiple times, and he lives near a school. - ieure, on 03/31/2008, -0/+13Was it his table?
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -1/+14sounds painful
- DeskFlyer, on 03/31/2008, -1/+13YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- antonio97b, on 03/31/2008, -0/+12The table was asking for it.
- LuckyASN, on 03/31/2008, -0/+12Your only allowed to bone antique tables?
- ahawks, on 03/31/2008, -0/+11LOL, my favorite part, is the huge link at the bottom of the page..
" See Our Gallery of Homemade Sex Toys " - dino74, on 03/31/2008, -3/+14I don't know what's funnier, that this dude did a table, or that people in the community are not laughing their ass off. Actually, i do know what's funnier, the f-ing of the table, for sure.
- Mist0r_Wiggles, on 04/01/2008, -0/+10I refuse to live in a country that won't let me ***** furnitures, especially "yo couch".
- hablo4u, on 03/31/2008, -2/+12The umbrella is set to testify as an eye witness.
- jmp478, on 03/31/2008, -0/+10If you're into banging 100+ year old tables.
- Knucklecallus, on 04/01/2008, -0/+8Shoot, I would do that table.
- ieure, on 03/31/2008, -1/+9"Want to polish my surface?"
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -1/+9Correction: Ohio democrats to ***** lazy to vote.
- Userfaulty, on 03/31/2008, -2/+10This was on Bob and Tom this morning. Supposedly he flipped the round metal table on its side and did the freaknasty with the umbrella hole.
- Niightwitch, on 04/01/2008, -0/+7I think it's fairly hard to sexually assault a table.
- greenlight2001, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7Paddy O'Table
- mrsteveman1, on 04/01/2008, -0/+7Its not his fault, everyone knows that table was a total slut
- mikephimikephi, on 04/01/2008, -0/+7Hi-yoooooooooo
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -4/+11My mind wouldn't let me read this correctly when I first saw it--I thought it was "on," not "with"
*shudder* - DixonPro, on 03/31/2008, -1/+8OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
- bicyclethief, on 03/31/2008, -0/+7C'mon, he was way out of the gas barbeque grill's league.
- emptyo, on 03/31/2008, -1/+8If I were that guy's back door, I'd be worried.
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