50 Comments
- MikeyisaFag, on 11/23/2007, -1/+29Make the internet worse? That's quite a task considering how high the bar has been set thus far.
- SquigglyP, on 11/23/2007, -1/+22Posting this on Digg is a surefire way of getting them a few thousand extra e-mails they'll have to delete. Good job.
- inactive, on 11/23/2007, -4/+22"I heard Duke Nukem Forever is coming out in 2008"
Now where's my money? - Urusai, on 11/23/2007, -1/+16Dick jokes, not Duke jokes.
- shlolz, on 11/23/2007, -3/+18With comments like that, you should be signing up.
- PocketWatch, on 11/23/2007, -1/+9And seeing as this is Cracked, whatever you write will be instantly on the front page of Digg....
- masterm1nd, on 11/23/2007, -1/+7Looking funny is not the same as being funny.
- KingBunny, on 11/23/2007, -2/+7I'm I the only one who believed their completely blatant lies (humor) until after going through the entire article?
*10 billion visitors is clearly statistically impossible due to it requiring something like 2,000% of people with Internet access to visit the site, and more than 200% of the entire population of the Earth.
*I tried to visit PicsOfHobosIKilled.com.. I'm starting to think that the writer in question isn't even in jail at all! :(
*The picture of a giant pile of money is probably not real, either. - gmiley, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5"Top 10 List of 'What Top 10 List Should I Write for Cracked.com'"?
Instant gold! - sharpe27, on 11/23/2007, -0/+5I see that you've never ventured into the fetid pit of depravity that is /b/
- DonJohnTom, on 11/23/2007, -2/+6i've been thinking of a witty/humorous comment to post to see if i am in fact cracked.com material but for that past half-hour............ .............nothing
- inactive, on 11/23/2007, -0/+4it's a covert IQ test. So far, 10 posters have epic failed. As soon I hit 'enter', it'll be 11.
- cfuse, on 11/23/2007, -0/+4Consider, for a moment, all the people that don't use the internet. These people use a thing called 'television', and it is considerably worse than the worst of the internet. As television declines, those people who currently work tirelessly to offend our senses in there will move across to the new media. The internet just needs a decade or two to mature into a truly appalling medium.
- LeCollectif, on 11/23/2007, -0/+3No worries. I understood. +1
- benplaut, on 11/23/2007, -1/+4OK... what the ***** is this?
- thebrawl, on 11/23/2007, -0/+3*just returned from Wikipedia* Wow, they're still making that? I remember reading that 1997 edition of PC GAMER when I was a kid, looking at the screenshots and thinking how cool the game was going to be, .. exactly ten years ago. Weird.
- zombiedepot, on 11/23/2007, -0/+3Cracked should prepare for a bunch of Soviet Russia jokes.
- MutatedNantuko, on 11/23/2007, -0/+2Well played.
- sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+2I laugh like a ***** idiot in the middle of my quiet cube farm every time I read a good cracked article at work. Am I alone?
They aren't even close to being funny 100% of the time, but they are much much funnier than any other single source of written comedy I've encountered. I should mention that I don't put much effort into finding funnier stuff. - somespecial, on 11/23/2007, -1/+3I would, but I'll probably forget.
- RobsaysHello, on 11/23/2007, -0/+2Screenwriters need not apply.
- TyR88, on 11/23/2007, -1/+3hence "forever". 5 bucks kthx
- RobsaysHello, on 11/23/2007, -1/+3ROFL
- sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1if that *is* humor, you picked the wrong site to expect anyone to get it. But odds are, this being digg and all, you really are butthurt.
And saying bigotry isn't funny is a bit of a generalization. May not be nice, but it can be funny. example: the term "transgendered horror" (much funnier than "tranny" which offends me deeply) - thebrawl, on 11/23/2007, -0/+1You're just pissed 'cause you just finished reading my comment and it wasn't funny.
- manonfire285, on 11/25/2007, -0/+1what exactly is a "money being?"
Edit: Ohhhh... I get it.
Make money
Being funny
OOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYY! - sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1I think that's what they were implying "The Internet is bad"
- sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1sure be nice if some of those commenters would come over to diggs comment section once in a while...Oh, wait. They wouldn't because they'd get buried, unless the joke also happened to support the prevailing ideology of the diggers at the time.
- sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1Do you really think so little of humanity? If there is any retarded "social movement" that will get the backlash it desperately deserves, PC is it.
I'm sorry, special needs social movement.
(I would *never* tell retard jokes around, umm.. you know, *actual* retards) - sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1So? Both magazines were unfunny compared to cracked.com. Often they were clever, or witty, but not half as much genuine laughter.
- sv650touring, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1it was funnier here than on the t-shirt
- vinecrawler, on 11/23/2007, -1/+1what a brilliant ploy to gain more visitors to their website/ forums...
- masskurec, on 03/04/2009, -0/+0i am gonna get rich after reading this
http://xptweak.net - gkiltz, on 11/23/2007, -0/+0Sadly, this is 30 years behind the times!
Political correctness took the money out of comedy decades ago, and it's not coming back! - jizzlies, on 11/23/2007, -1/+1I think http://www.bofads.com is funny, but I doubt they are making any money on it.
- EvilSibe, on 11/23/2007, -3/+3Transgendered people are not horrors. Bigotry isn't funny.
- crossers, on 07/17/2008, -0/+0looks cool, but...
I think many people interested in!
http://www.shpe-sac.org
http://www.ocflex.com/
http://www.trgovinca.org
http://www.chasr.org/ - toyotaboy, on 11/25/2007, -1/+1dont help cracked, they've been stealing from MAD magazine for 50 years.. let em figure out their own jokes.
- MyHazelEyes, on 06/01/2008, -0/+0need ot redo may be :) http://www.diggfish.com
- XuxiRawe23, on 04/16/2008, -0/+0Aw, nuts.
- SquigglyP, on 11/23/2007, -3/+2............. which is what you should have posted.
- Sythe2o0, on 11/23/2007, -3/+1...You... you understand that that is the entire point of the article? It isn't an advertisement, it's a joke. The writer uses blatant lies for humor. Your third comment makes sarcasm much less likely.
- inactive, on 11/23/2007, -8/+5Is digg being paid advertising $$$ by Cracked.Com? I see the same f-ing sockpuppets digging the same ***** top 10 stories from Cracked.Com day in and day out. Cracked.Com = BURY.
- Fundamental7, on 11/23/2007, -4/+1You mean how low.
- Fundamental7, on 11/23/2007, -5/+2You mean how low.
- thispleasesme, on 11/23/2007, -9/+3Buried. Terrible. Just really bad.
- ibrahimcesar, on 11/23/2007, -18/+6Help they make internet worst.


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