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- KenOh, on 10/12/2007, -9/+333I don't know about anyone else, but I've started to just prefer people posting these kinds of things in the comments rather than having to go to the page.
- glasnostic, on 10/12/2007, -5/+299Now how do I pass this along to my girlfriend without it sounding like a top ten list of things she is doing wrong in bed?
- DollaDollaBill, on 10/12/2007, -13/+287PAGE 1:
There are some women who just lie in bed and open their legs, and think that that’s all they need to do to keep a man happy. But other women know that men want a whole lot more than just a warm body to get inside.
And if you want to keep the passion alive in your relationship, you will need to keep stepping it up and be willing to admit that vanilla isn’t the only flavor available in the sexual spectrum.
Is your man starting to get bored with your bedside manner? Are you willing to make some change in order to keep the fires burning? Well, it’s time you started facing the truth about your sexual prowess and began making improvements, by avoiding the following.
Mistakes women make in bed #1
You stay quiet
If he goes down on you and hits the perfect spot, the spot that makes you feel like a rush of liquid is going to flow from your body, and then, suddenly, he changes his route, it may be your fault.
If you don’t make a sound when you’re having sex, you’re not letting him know when he’s satisfying you, and you’re not helping his ego.
The next time he hits “that” spot, make sure to let out a great big “yes” and moan with delight. It will help you open up (in more ways than one) and it will give him the signal to continue on when he gets it right.
Mistakes women make in bed #2
You ignore his testicles
It’s funny that everywhere you look, men are being given advice about how women need to be aroused via foreplay before they can go for the main event, but women are never told the same thing.
Well, it’s true; men want to be aroused as well. Don’t get me wrong; there are appropriate times when you can go straight for the kill, so to speak, but more often than not, a man wants you to titillate him via massages, body kisses and fellatio.
And when you go down on him, don’t be afraid to massage his testicles with your hand and rub his anus with your finger. Explore his body and you’ll discover that there’s more to him than just a rod.
Mistakes women make in bed #3
You don’t initiate
In life, it’s accepted that men do the chasing and women do the rejecting, but once you’re actually in a sexual relationship, all of that should end. It’s a terrible blow to a man when he always has to make the move and, worse, risk your saying “no” some of the time.
To ensure that he feels desired, you need to come on to him, seduce him and even tease him. If you make him feel like a king in bed, he will make you feel like a queen all the time.
Mistakes women make in bed #4
You’re too insecure
You want the lights off, you have to be under the covers and you never want to take off your shirt. Yeah, that sounds like some really exciting sex.
If he’s with you, it’s because he likes you, so it’s time you got over your insecurities and gave in to your flaws. You can do so with baby steps by lighting candles (they provide incredible lighting). Then, when you’re comfortable with that, try doing it without the covers. And finally, get your hot ass on top of him and give him the ride of his life.
Mistakes women make in bed #5
You don’t clean beforehand
Even if you took a shower this morning, by evening time you’re not as fresh. Allowing him to go down on you at such a time is bad sexual etiquette.
Any time a man is about to go down on you, your vulva should be freshly cleansed so that all he smells are your natural aromas and all he tastes is peaches. If he has a bad experience going down there, it may spell the end of fantastic cunnilingus. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+245page 2
Mistakes women make in bed #6
You fake orgasm
He’s enjoying himself thoroughly and because you don’t want to let him down, what do you do? You give him a performance that would put Angelina Jolie to shame.
Problem is, what he’s doing is annoying you and your sex life is becoming more of a chore. In the end, you’re not helping anyone.
Without telling him he’s just awful in bed, suggest trying something new or take control of the sex and do what you think will bring you to orgasm.
Mistakes women make in bed #7
You refuse to try something new
Speaking of trying something new, are you disgusted by anal sex? Do you think that any girl who swallows is a big whore? Well, perhaps it’s time you revisited your sex life.
To explain the situation via an analogy, if all you do is eat crackers every day, eventually crackers will begin to taste like sawdust. And no one likes sawdust. What you want to do is put some cheese, tomato, caviar, or even seafood on those crackers and give them some gusto.
You don’t have to jump into the extremely different flavors of sex, but role-playing, blindfolds, body painting, and indulging in fantasies will only make your sex life more fun. And who knows, maybe once you try these things, anal sex will be a welcomed treat.
Mistakes women make in bed #8
You don’t shave
I was not aware of this, but apparently many women still haven’t mastered the art of landscaping down there. And while no one’s asking you to wax down to a landing strip, it would be nice for you to at least trim that bush.
Whether you wax, laser or shave your bikini area, you need to invest in sideburn trimmers and trim your pubic hairs down to one centimeter so that when he goes down on you, he doesn’t feel like he’s going to suffocate.
Mistakes women make in bed #9
You don’t listen to his moans
If he’s makes all kinds of noises when you do that thing with your tongue and you suddenly stop doing what you’re doing as his moaning gets louder, then you’re not paying attention.
As well, if you start going faster and faster when he moans, again, you may not be giving him what he wants. You need to listen closely to his sounds if you want to be the master of his domain.
Making women better in bed
Communication is the key to better sex, but sometimes it is incredibly difficult to confront certain situations without hurting him, but it is what you need to do if you want to have a rich, satisfying sex life.
Just keep in mind that if you have complaints, chances are he may too. If you do all of the above things in bed, however, your man will worship you. - ChronicColonic, on 10/12/2007, -8/+224@warpfox
I am thinking you mean 'take advice from the gay guy'... - imeddy, on 10/12/2007, -28/+224Dugg for promoting anal sex to women ;)
- JrGhoull, on 10/12/2007, -17/+192i blame movies and tv for the issues in bed...men and women (when they are boys and girls) see sex on tv and think its sopposed to be hot and sweat and ur just sopposed to go at it hardcore. while that is one way to do it...its not the only way. real sex is you and ur partner in bed together, totally comfortable with each other, and having fun. talk, kiss, tickle....its alot of fun. but some people dont realize that so they go in, pull out, and think they're real men because they *****...meanwhile, virtually everything great about sex is lacking. I think it'd be great if they showed how sex really goes on more in movies. if they did that...people would be happier...with healthier sex lives :-D
- ICSU, on 10/12/2007, -7/+152What I hate in some women is the hypocrisy when it comes to oral sex.
She enjoys cunnilingus yet refuses to give me a blow job? What the ***** is up with that? - harrier666, on 10/12/2007, -7/+142Uh.. they don't? You got a cork in your penis?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+133Digg flirting is one of the most ridiculous spectacles I think I have ever witnessed.
- WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -12/+132Take it from the gay guy: If they had damage they were doing it wrong, or rather, you were.
Protips:
1) not enough lube. You can never have enough. If it hurts AT ALL, this is probobly the reason.
2) Fingers first. If you plow your lords a leaping right into her pipe, it won't be a fun time (well, for her anyway). Make sure she's loosened up. Vibrators work well for this too, and she probobly already has one. - harrier666, on 10/12/2007, -7/+125I feel bad for YOUR girlfriend, digitalomnivore. jrghoull said it right, and most girls (including myself) would likely agree. Not to say you can't be adventurous, but plenty of men act as if a woman is just a tree with a knot hole in it.
- OneHine, on 10/12/2007, -5/+120Get rid of the egg timer and maybe she'll change up her schedule.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -21/+133I personally know two women who had SERIOUS damage to their ass from anal sex. And that was with partners who were careful and understood the anatomy involved. It is a risky area to use for sexual purposes no matter how careful you are. In my own personal experience I was with only one girl who really loved it in the butt and even though we had it down to a science there were still times when she would blow a vein in there or have a small tear.
The last thing you want to do is pressure a girl into this because if she blows a gasket then you're on the hook. If she approaches you about it make sure she knows the risks first. Since I was with a girl who loved it I did it so many times that after a while it started to seem like more effort than it was worth. The whole prep process was just a drag after a while. (A girl begging for it in the ass? Yep, not a fantasy, it happened to me many times.)
Also, not every girl is going to be "clean" in there. IME a girl either is or isn't and if she isn't then she has to take some pretty onerous precautions to make sure it is all cleaned up (enemas, high fiber, etc). Overall it is a sexual practice that isn't worth it IMO. The vagina feels just as good and is all ready for action without too much precaution. - Ecowarrior, on 10/12/2007, -12/+115probably because "she" has an adam's apple.
- Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -3/+103No, his balls just haven't dropped yet.
- form3hide, on 10/12/2007, -4/+100@Digitalomnivore, i take it you've never had a serious adult relationship. jrghoull speaks the truth.
- Osjpr, on 10/12/2007, -7/+95"but plenty of men act as if a woman is just a tree with a knot hole in it."
And plenty of women also act as if a woman is just a tree with a knot hole in it. - ss429, on 10/12/2007, -12/+99Service Unavailable? Yeah.. thats a pretty common mistake they make!
- r00tus3r, on 10/12/2007, -25/+111And when you go down on him, don’t be afraid to massage his testicles with your hand and rub his anus with your finger. Explore his body and you’ll discover that there’s more to him than just a rod.
wait ... "rub his anus with your finger"
'ANG ON UH BIT !!! - DanteDefiance, on 10/12/2007, -13/+83They forgot number 10) Not sleeping with me
- krets, on 10/12/2007, -5/+73kenoh: I'm with you. That way I don't have to worry about the IT police busting me.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+68I love my gf but she really needs to keep her teeth off the penis.
- brewer, on 10/12/2007, -3/+67I just wish they'd stop charging me. It kinda kills the romance.
- Pixelante, on 10/12/2007, -4/+65There is just one Golden Rule and that is:
I don't want to know about your former boyfriends.
But, by all means, tell me again about that lesbian fling you had in high school. - WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -11/+72Ran out of edit time-
3) Cleaning. A little mudbutt isn't pleasant for anyone, but especially not for her. It's like rubbing sandpaper across the anus. She probobly already has the tools, but I wouldn't reccomend her using her douche gear for this hole. Buy an Anal Syringe from your local drugstore for about 6 bucks, fill a sink with warm water, rinse and repeat. For the serious trooper, they make showerhead attachments that look like skinny dildos with holes at the end for a faster clean. It can take a while (sometimes half an hour) to really get it ALL out. I'd suggest you not eat for the few hours leading into anal sex. - rstarr, on 10/12/2007, -8/+67http://duggmirror.com/offbeat_news/Major_Mistakes_Women_Make_In_Bed/
It's not down yet fully, but this loads faster. - jiggawoot, on 10/12/2007, -15/+72@ rstarr
"It's not down yet fully, but this loads faster."
A little innuendo perhaps? - Lunacy182, on 10/12/2007, -3/+53Well there's your problem. Your having girls squeeze your balls. I wouldn't like that either. Try having them caress your balls, or rub them, not full on squeezing.
And having a girl stick her finger up your ass doesn't make you gay, or in the closet. Having sexual desires and being attracted to another guy makes you gay. - jiggawoot, on 10/12/2007, -6/+53When ever I see a sex-scene in a movie, it always confused me why they cover themselves with a sheet once they're done. I've come across this once r twice in my life. It really doesn't make much sense. You've just shared a rather intimate experience (one of the most intimate), and yet after wards you feel the urge to cover up.?.
- truspark, on 10/12/2007, -2/+47>>>You've just shared a rather intimate experience (one of the most intimate), and yet after wards you feel the urge to cover up.?.
I'm guessing you've never had 5 sweaty grips staring at you when your done. - FishPoisonCon, on 10/12/2007, -5/+45"guys don't ooze fluid though. inaccurate."
first - you must be cut... and have no idea what foreskin is, or what happens if it's not properly cleaned. second - BALL SWEAT: unless you're having sex with a some manbearpig (or you're lucky enough to find a girl who just happens to like your smell), sweaty nuts are NOT the way to get your gf to put her face anywhere near your junk.
PSA: CLEAN CROTCHES MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY - noamchomskeet, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42I like what Chappelle says,
1) Suck his d*ck
2) Lick his b@lls
3) Make him a sandwich
4) and don't talk so much - ymirscorpse, on 10/12/2007, -9/+47With emphasis on #s 5 and 9! Not that most women do forget those, but too many do. In all fairness though, guys should remember those two as well.
- OaklandNative, on 10/12/2007, -5/+43#1) Service Unavailable
- ligatures, on 10/12/2007, -9/+47So a finger in the ass is a little much? But it's okay to stick a large erect penis in her butt?
What's with the double standards! - phike, on 10/12/2007, -4/+40"Have you ever tasted yourself?
It's GAGWORTHY, let me tell you!"
No, I have never tasted myself. Thats one experience that you will always have on me. - MissFritzie, on 10/12/2007, -4/+40This is pretty funny in general. The real key to sex is to get in tune with your partner, and his/her list of requirements may not coincide with this list AT ALL. Some men absolutely love the scent and flavor of a woman after a long day. (I'm not talking about a long day sitting on the toilet or engaged in heavy manual labor or anything. :P) Some men like a full bush, most don't, but its folly to say none do. I've known guys who can't stand having their balls messed with and others who love it. Let me tell you, all of this goes for dudes and chicks - and potentially none of it does. Everyone is different.
"Great article, it should be all women's 9 commandments... I just need to find one. " Oh man this is killing me. Why don't you find a woman first, find out what you actually enjoy, have an open mind. Get dirty and nasty. Great sex is often messy and not what you expect! Going into it with a checklist of what you will and won't enjoy is pretty foolish.
I'm not advocating not washing, not trimming or anything like that, but I am suggesting that you (dudes) relax your preconceived notions. - tito13kfm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+37That's ***** teamwork!
- hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -15/+47Actually, they forgot #0 - You don't swallow.
- bemenaker, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34Sarazen, if you can't take some constructive criticism and make yourself better, then what are you doing having these kinds of relationships anyways? Women always complain that it's men that don't take criticism or don't want to change for the better, what you can't take steps to make yourself better? It's a team sport, all players need to put forth their best effort.
Did you notice the article was written by a girl, so on #5 no, she wasn't implying douching like mad, but take a shower, that's all is being asked. I don't expect you to go down on me after I've been working in the yard all day, sweating my nuts off, I'll take a shower first, please do the same. - directedition, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Well, I play Counter Strike, so no woman would have to worry about me going on about ex-girlfriends.
- kindrobot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34I sometimes laugh after I orgasm. Sometimes I can't control it. It's bliss, pure and simple. It should be taken as a compliment, but a few women have felt insecure or uncomfortable about it, even after reassurance. It just shows me, again, how important trust is. If I tell you I'm laughing because you gave me an incredible orgasm and I'm overflowing with positive emotion, please believe me.
- missflibbles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28howski, are you sure? So, what you're telling me is that you have both a vagina and a penis, and you've shaved both?
Both have their tricky spots. Quit bitching. - helinism, on 10/12/2007, -10/+37Five and eight seem pretty universal to both sexes to me... Fishy ***** cheese 1970's porn star shocker!
- kindrobot, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28I have a friend whose wife of 6 years started leaving Cosmo open on the table turned to pages featuring "how to spice up your sex life" type articles instead of talking to him. He started needing viagra within a few months and now he's divorced.
So yeah, best of luck. - directedition, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26"BWHAHAHA! Your soul is mine now!"
- moosenut754, on 10/12/2007, -7/+33@ arbulus
I liken it to hosting a dinner party. If I prepare a meal and invite someone over, I'd be offended if they spit out my food. - arbulus, on 10/12/2007, -15/+41Why the hell do people think that it's a bad thing for girls not to swallow?
Would you want to swallow your jizm? - bmalnad, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26adjective - please have a chat with my wife. Thanks.
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