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Lobster Rage Fist; the pinnacle of crustacean combat

9.media.tumblr.com — An instructional guide to Lobster Rage Fists, the cream of crustacean combat tools.

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  • Egg333, on 11/06/2009, -1/+134This made no sense until I noticed the first step.
  • badqat, on 11/05/2009, -1/+85Why, it's Wolverine, only this is actually possible! Just think, with hair like that, the beer, and the lobsters...it's technology I can obtain at wal mart!

    World domination, here I come!
  • edmcguirk, on 11/06/2009, -0/+81Try to remember:

    Beer first
    then lobster

    You may find it difficult to consume beer after the lobsters are in place. (but I would love to see you try)
  • fr0ng, on 11/06/2009, -0/+68Zoidberg does not approve.
  • AbyssNOLF, on 11/06/2009, -0/+63Why, dear Sir, do you mock my MUTTON CHOPS?!?! If so, then we must fight like gentlemen! Butler, fetch me my lobsters!
  • DevilToo, on 11/05/2009, -1/+43Funniest sub this week. Now all he needs is a turbo button.
  • Mu5ica1MiL3s, on 11/06/2009, -0/+37LOBSTER PUNCH!
  • kleichtle, on 11/05/2009, -2/+38I know what I'm being for Halloween, next year!
  • fiskintl, on 11/06/2009, -0/+26you can buy lobster at walmart?

    kill me now.
  • Darkofday, on 11/06/2009, -0/+24Tape made out of 100% puréed duck flesh. Get it at your local Ace Hardware.
  • InfinitySnatch, on 11/06/2009, -0/+20An unstoppable warrior at market price.
  • Cl1mh4224rd, on 11/06/2009, -0/+20> "you can buy lobster at walmart?

    kill me now."

    I guess this is why Walmart started selling coffins...
  • doobiebrother, on 11/06/2009, -0/+18Zoidberg?
  • Frankzulla, on 11/06/2009, -0/+16A specific brand of duct tape.
  • LowROI, on 11/06/2009, -0/+15Dugg for mutton chops
  • RocktheDown, on 11/06/2009, -0/+14is there anything duck tape can't help you do? ...besides get a girlfriend....
  • MrJerkface, on 11/06/2009, -0/+13Thank you ever-so-kindly for posting this on digg!
    Here lies the wellspring:
    http://www.mrjerkface.com/

    Leave suggestions, and I will draw more. How does exploding pidgeons with my mind sound?
  • Frankzulla, on 11/06/2009, -0/+12Dear Mr. Jerkface,

    The internet would like more please, sir.
  • Chalks777, on 11/06/2009, -0/+12why would you use duck tape? you clearly need lobster tape.
  • MrJerkface, on 11/06/2009, -0/+12Thank you good sir.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Jerkface
  • MeatyVitamin, on 11/06/2009, -0/+12Totem Spirit: LOBSTER!
  • SpamHat, on 11/05/2009, -1/+12For a limited time only: Get the Rhino Rage Helmet FREE with every purchase!
  • AgentRoyIV, on 11/06/2009, -0/+10No, it's the ceremony of Claw-Plach! Where my species fight to the death over matters of honor. Also whether abbreviations count in Scrabble. THEY DON'T!
  • IAmTheGuy, on 11/06/2009, -1/+11More like "win and prawn."


    Don't judge me. They're in the same taxonomical order. That's good enough for this pun to work.
  • Wayren, on 11/06/2009, -0/+10Link to the actual article the image is lifted from: http://www.mrjerkface.com/2009/02/do-not-combine-w ...

    The rest of his stuff is hilarious too.
  • LowROI, on 11/06/2009, -2/+11wtf is duck tape?
  • shadeOfGrey, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9But it helps you keep a girlfriend.
  • jaredh999, on 11/06/2009, -0/+9Awesome, just awesome.
  • dman24752, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8Helped me...

    But the government says I can't do that anymore...
  • Frankzulla, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8Epic fail at reading. Cool, thanks for posting the source!
  • lolwatermelon, on 11/06/2009, -0/+8I know what I'm being for Christmas this year!
  • Wayren, on 11/06/2009, -0/+7It was the image of the chick with the lobster he found on the interwebs.
  • InactiveUser, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6He has got fooking prawns taped to his arm!!
  • Jiib, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6I want business lobster and lobster grandchildren :(

    ....

    Oh, and steak mittens.
  • shanidachine, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6this is known as the crayfish claw where i come from
  • EverTheCynic, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6I'm taking this lady at her word. It's duck tape.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myfsp2BBAoM
  • MrJerkface, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6Do you have some rough thumbnails, some schematics perhaps? I am intrigued by your steak mittens. I will draw them.

    Sincerly,
    Mr. Jerkface.
  • DjOverEZ, on 11/06/2009, -1/+7I know what I'm being!
  • CanadaMan87, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6but they do enhance the effect.
  • Probatus, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6The only way this could be better is if the lobsters were holding nunchucks or some sort of bladed weapon.
  • J0hnnyBlaze, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6step one should have more cans.
  • Frankzulla, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5Exploding anything with your mind sounds like a winner to me. Just ensure there is plenty of blood and it will be glorious.
  • iDiggYa, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5
  • case116, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5Win. Win. Win. Win. Win.

    Substitute Lobstrosities and you got yourself a unstoppable, and horrific facefull of sit-down-and-shut-up
  • lordaddiv, on 11/06/2009, -0/+5Proving yet again that duct tape knows no equal.
  • Frankzulla, on 11/06/2009, -1/+5Wal Mart? Hell, I've got all that in my trailer.
  • MAXAMOUS, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4Step 5) Add butter & Enjoy!
  • CiDaemon, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4Submission of the year.
  • feezus, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4From the youtube comments:

    "no, air ducts have not been around near as long as the sealing tape has been, idiot
    learn some history or repeat it "

    yeah...because they teach the rise of ducting in history class. douchebag.
  • Chalks777, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4pinochle.
    Also: lolwut?
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