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Lithuanian Baby Racing Champion Mired In Laptop Scandal

gizmodo.com — Kajus Aukščionis is quite possibly the fastest baby in the world. Sure, he's been training since he was five months old, but his real secret is much closer to our hearts. He loves laptops. There's a lot to think about here. What are the mechanics of a baby race? Are people betting on this? Or, most directly: What the hell, Lithuania?

Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 2, 2009

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  • IxGLSxI, on 06/02/2009, -0/+19That has got to be one of the most awesome titles I have ever seen.
  • solecize, on 06/02/2009, -2/+18The mass baby graves alone should be enough to turn anyone off to this kind of "sport". Most of the babies only race a year at best and then if they can't be placed in a foster home they are put to sleep- not to mention the ones that have to be put down due to injury. Sure a "stud farm" sounds good at first until you realize that these babies are being bred for only two things- greed and speed. Shame on you Lithuania- shame on you.
  • idastheman, on 06/02/2009, -0/+7Dugg for a fellow Lithuanian making the digg front page. REPRESENT.
  • drGt1987, on 06/01/2009, -0/+6That baby must be future member of Digg community :)
  • solecize, on 06/02/2009, -1/+6waiting for the pedobear ascii that says "run faster!"
  • Barnstormer, on 06/02/2009, -1/+4The comments gave me a huge belly laugh!

    "...stupid baby races, we make lasers too!"

    Now that's a fantastic idea: Racing babies with frickin' lasers on their heads!

    Dr Evil, eat your heart out.
  • Wazit, on 06/02/2009, -0/+3'Usain Bolt of babies'
    I chuckled.
  • Misterberu, on 06/02/2009, -0/+3Dugg solely for the epic title.
  • graemee, on 06/02/2009, -0/+3Because digg users will breed?
  • MaddieCakes, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2404'd
  • Snoogs, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2Unfortunately, the drug regulations in this league are slim to none; this is only perpetuating steroid usage in the single-A and double-A outfits, where premature liver damage and other organ casualty can't be controlled with the lack of premium health care access. But, it's for the fans, right?
  • Philbert, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1That title sounds like they just picked a bunch of words at random and put them together.
  • jamangold, on 06/02/2009, -1/+2Dugg for forcing me to look up the word "janky".
  • tumatakuru, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1I had to know more
  • fediafedia, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1Dugg for word "Lithuanian" on digg's front page.
  • Rivetgeek, on 06/03/2009, -1/+1Well to be fair, once they break a leg, its best to put them down
  • inactive, on 06/02/2009, -1/+1Because digg users are athletic.
  • MogusMaximus, on 06/02/2009, -1/+1I love technology/Not as much as you, you see/But I still love technology/Always and Forever, Always and Forever

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