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- z00k, on 10/11/2007, -0/+47Note to ALL users, Please have adblock ready for this page as it serves a nice little "Adult Friend Finder" in the middle of the page. Obviously very iffy on the status of "NSFW"
- jake8689, on 10/11/2007, -0/+42this site is a ten years olds dream
- FadieZ, on 10/11/2007, -0/+27You call 'em insults, I call 'em pickup lines.
- alife, on 10/11/2007, -0/+26Spanish isn't correct either.
It has orthographic errors like 'bieja' instead of 'vieja'. Other words are mistranslations, there are a lot of verb tense errors, and some words have no meaning. - koretico, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25sorry, but buried as inaccurate
less than half of the translations of the french list do exist or match, and believe me, there's no lack for slang words
I don't want to imagine what it is for less spoken languages - canewediggit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20notable omission - in (brasilian) portugese, piranha (like the fish) is used for 'whore'. i learned this while at a futbol match in rio. the crowd started screaming "pi-ran-ya! pi-ran-ya!" whenever the female ref made a call against the home squad. when i asked, i was told this meaning by a local.
great list. this will permanently be added to my bookmarks. - virtualball, on 10/11/2007, -1/+19I thought "putz" was grandpa's nickname for me... :(
:P - Boshow, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18Yeah, the Polish ones are not very accurate either...and dugg down for no phonetic translations.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17Useful for people who travel a lot. :)
- hbweb500, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13Chichis: spanish for breasts.
http://www.hormel.com/multibrand/images/products/chichis_salsa.jpg - l33tsauce, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10This ***** is all wrong, at least the Vietnamese part anyways.
***** your mother = Du ma may (or du me may)
pussy = lon
dick = cac
***** = lo dit - Ender008, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Most of the mandarin is spelled completely wrong...
- retral, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Awesome, so now I can think I'm cool for swearing in another language I've never even spoken anyways (and for all I know I could be telling the world I have a rare case of genital warts)..
- kisho, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9I've checked my mother language Japanese and it was hilarious.
Because dirty phrases were written in polite tense. - Adamande, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Great page. Only converted half my language to question marks.
(/s needed?) - SlackerCS, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7LSFW?
- Pssdoff, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6 "Dam ci szpryce z aidsem, bo masz syfa to razem b?d? kurwy chodzi?"
"I'm going inject you with AIDS because, having syphilis already will make those two whores dance together." - an7agonist, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6There are some flaws in the german version too, but I think we'd understand it
- Cheeze_Head, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Buried as inaccurate. Mexican is now a language?
- eleventybillion, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Second one sounds almost complimentary....
- emailingRob, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6This just made it into my bookmarks.
*runs upstairs to call my Cypriot housemate an arse-bandit* - friedrice4u, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5the Mandarin translations really suck! they're all misspelled and if you tried to pronounce them the way they are... you'd be an idiot in China.
- freefm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Afrikaans:
Ek wens jou vingers verander in vishoeke, en jou balle begin te jeuk:
I hope your fingers change into fishing hooks, and you get an itch in your balls
Jou drie-draadige, lang-haarige, snot-snaarige blou bles bliksem:
You long-haired, snot-encrusted true blue bastard with three dicks - pjkeyzer, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Spanish and German both have inaccuracies. My German isn't as good as my Spanish, so I couldn't translate some of the German ones, but I did see some errors in that, and I noticed quite a few in Spanish.
- hannahmar, on 06/11/2009, -0/+5I was noticing a lot of nonsense in the Spanish as well.
Plus I saw 'tu madre' in the insults and I've been to a few Spanish-speaking countries and no where does that seem to be an insult like it was here. They seem to just take a bunch of English idioms and translate them regardless of having actual meaning in their respective countries. - poogtastik, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5@Ender008
Yeah, the mandarin isn't official pinyin spelling, nor is it even remotely accurately sounding. I can guarantee you that NOBODY would ever even remotely know what you were trying to say if you were try your best to pronounce that. Completely worthless if you ask me. There are plenty sites for practically all of those languages with a wealth of curse words and guides on how to *correctly* pronounce them. What good is a language guide if the best they give you is vague anglosized spellings? - BoneyMan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Kinda useless for languages that don't use latin-based alphabets. The romanization really sucks, so you'll pronounce it wrong.
There's another website with similar content: http://www.insultmonger.com (careful, same NSFW ads)
Where do they stea...I mean, get all this stuff? - diggan8, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5My favorite, Spanish obscenity is:
le voy a embarrar la cara de mierda a tu mama despues de culearmela
i'm gonna ***** on your mother's face and rub the dookie around, after i'm done ***** her
I plan to burn this to memory and use it daily. - madIvan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Russian's all wrong, too.
There are enough accurate obscene dictionaries online. No need to digg a crappy, inaccurate, ad-laden site. - Brss45, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5horrible.
and it doesn't even take into account that things very from place to place.
Chingar = To ***** (méxico.)
Joder = To ***** (españa) - PueSi, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Yeah a lot of those things change from place to place,for example, they say "cuca" means dick but cuca in mexico means vagina.
- ashlvsya, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Swear in any language......but Thai.
- zadadka, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Before or after kissing me? ;)
- emjaymj, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Some of the french stuff seems wrong too. Bitch for instance, they equated to chienne, which is a female dog but doesn't have the same negative connotations. A less literal, but better term would be salope.
- Irfit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I speak spanish and i've never heard those insults, i can hardly understand what they are trying to say. Inaccurate.
- Radan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4All righty then! Useful Swedish phrases.
Din jävla förståndshandikappade kuksugare - You ***** mentally handicapped ***** sucker.
Jävla noob! - ***** Noob
Din Mamma! - Your Mother (I know, it makes no sense, but lately it has become the most used Swedish word in the known history. It may be used as a threat, answer, question, curse or a way to greet someone)
Du din förbannade bortskämda snorunge! - You freaking spoiled brat.
Helvetets jävla skit - Hells ***** *****.
Men för fan! [or] Men för in i helvete! - but for ***** sake.
Aright, I admit it, I'm not that good at making up swear words. Throw me something to translate instead. :) - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6 Fick dich!
mach es dir selber
zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha
Fok jou en jou hele familie
"Fok jou, eet kak en vrek"
YEAH! that felt great - russvan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4One time I asked a taiwanese exchange student what the worst word you could say in taiwanese is, and he said it was "got" (not sure how it was spelled, but thats what it sounded like), but he couldnt translate it, and from the sound of it didnt really want to. All I know is every time I said it in class all the taiwanese kids' eyes would go WIDE and they would all look at me! It was great! Anyone know what that means?
- afx1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3kus umak
now let me read the title of this story... - yogiri, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Pagina de mierda, esta todo para el ocote. (***** page, everithing's f*cking wrong), if you come to Agentina and use those words everyone will laugh at you. A lot. They may point at you while they laugh too, pretty sure.
Saludos! - kidtux, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5 "Seh ich deine fette Freundin, denke ich Deutsche Panzer rollen wieder."
"When I see your fat girlfriend, I think German tanks are rolling again."
lol my favorite one - mskadu, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3@z00k: thanks for the warning. But armed with adblockplus, I didnt even see anything but the text ;)
Funny how even the obscure most languages have detailed swear-words contributed to. On the other hand, deserving projects like Linux localization are lacking participation. Come to think of it, I think Ubuntu Swear (or Swearubuntu) would gain immense contributions :-D - Paroparo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Finnish ones are done pretty badly. There's lots of corny stupid phrases nobody would ever use outside a comic book, the *extremely* common ones are just hidden amongst the ones you never really hear, and the letters ä and ö aren't showing.
If you want to learn anything from the Finnish list, just remember perkele is used for everything, and is correctly pronounced perrrrrrrrrrrrkele. - Caleb83, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Some of these things just aren't accurate... ***** head turns into "Mierda de la cabeza" and "merde de tête!"? could this be more amateur? Did this guy simply put a whole lot of stupid phrases into babelfish? What a *****
- VnutZ, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3It's old school ... but it's been around since the late '90s. It came in handy on my recent rip to Morocco ....
http://www.vnutz.com/content/cursing_dictionary - scottjl, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3accurate or not. most of them are funny as hell.. check out latin "Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?" wtf?
- mahdaeng, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Actually, yes. Mexican Spanish has a lot of differences from Spanish Spanish. In fact, Mexicans in the north even speak somewhat differently than Mexicans in the south.
- Scheissen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Ich bin deutsch.
- Waterrat, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2 I know I'm not spelling this right,but it's French and pronounced :"Soc De' Blu!"
What does that mean? I always thought it was a curse word. - ThreeDee912, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2What about 'zune'?
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