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- mytibt, on 04/18/2008, -2/+57at least he's doing his part to fight cancer
- kr9681, on 04/18/2008, -1/+47lmao reminds me of whitest kids you know slow jerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o - sure13, on 04/18/2008, -11/+55Since when is it illegal to simulate masturbation? Disrespectful? Yes. Illegal? No. Deserving of jail time? No.
- NsinU8, on 04/18/2008, -3/+36Well he has plenty of time to practice beating off now.
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- mbraynard, on 04/18/2008, -0/+19'and stop making eye contact'
- greenlight2001, on 04/18/2008, -4/+23That guy was such a jerk off.
- jimjoke, on 04/18/2008, -2/+20Your honor, he was preventing cancer.
- mdaize, on 04/18/2008, -1/+16You do it real fast and you stop....
- bgtees, on 04/18/2008, -0/+14Outstanding interview with the guy after the sentence came down.
http://www.keyetv.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?video ...
Best Quote?
1) WHO'S GONNA FEED MY DOG???
2) I'm gonna try every single misdemeanor DWI no matter how drunk my client was.
3) All I do is wake up in the morning and fight the government. - inactive, on 04/18/2008, -3/+14being stupid enough to do it in court while the judge watched, is worthy of jail time.
- Renian, on 04/18/2008, -0/+10http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2531156
- Willravel, on 04/18/2008, -3/+12They say it takes balls to be a defense attorney, but Mr. Reposa took it one step further.
- Monarch818, on 04/18/2008, -0/+8Read the story next time!
- inactive, on 04/18/2008, -1/+9or blindness...
- gr3yn3t, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6MAN, YOU NEVER FINISH!
- akashra, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6Really this is contempt of court being masked as 'lewd behavior'. A judge on a power trip needed something more justifiable to send to jail a lawyer who didn't agree with them.
- Mitsukai, on 04/18/2008, -1/+6This happened in Austin. Apparently the lawyer had a few disagreeable encounters with the prosecutor before. The prosecution was trying to scare this lawyer's client into a plea bargain while the lawyer alleged his client was completely innocent. The judge asked the client and prosecutor to the bench for clarification, and that's when the defense did the jagoff motion.
Here's a recent article from the local rag (might need to register or hit bugmenot):
http://www.statesman.com/search/content/news/stori ...
Not saying it wasn't a dumb move to do in a courtroom, but he wasn't trying to offend the judge. Every American male under the age of oh, 35 knows the jagoff rolleyes "that's BS" motion. - plunderphonics, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5There was a ghost...it's ectoplasm...he slimed me...
- flossdaily, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5Headline should read: "Lawyer jailed for lewd gesture"
- D3koy, on 04/18/2008, -2/+6That's odd....cause I always fap in front of a judge.....he doesn't seem to have a problem with it...
- WilliamDecker, on 04/18/2008, -5/+9You're doing it wrong! You never do it in front of a judge!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9dsvPxZf58 - BurnedCorneas, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4Burying this for it's misleading headline.
- user5124, on 04/18/2008, -1/+590 days in jail for making a gesture with his hands. What an abuse of power. Why don't people get 90 days in jail for giving someone the middle finger? Does anyone else see the problem here?
- user5124, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4Since when has being vulgar and rude warranted 90 days in jail? My problem with this is that it's both an abuse of power and a punishment that does not fit the crime.
- tchynerd, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Anyone else reminded of Judge Pump? (There was an Oklahoma judge who used a sex toy many times while presiding over cases... including a few murders)
- Snuffs, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3"was aimed at a prosecutor" lol
- garageboy101, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMeCRekRR0
- debuggercll, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3I search for "Japanese girls eating each other's vomit."
- Radical5, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3ADMIN ABUSE FTL
- kcap122, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Barry Zuckerkorn strikes again!
- Maynza, on 04/18/2008, -1/+4Ridiculous.
- inactive, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b74nHWnixdE ;-)
- Kallius, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Certainly not 90 days. Obviously this judge is an arrogant sociopath of the highest order. What is sad is that the lawyer who received this 90 day punishment is kowtowing to the judge ("He was absolutely right!") because he knows that on a whim the judge can extend the sentence. This judge has the same sort of mindset as those who are in favor of torture and indefinite detainment. The problem is that the "checks-and-balances" system often does not apply to judges, and they can get away with whatever they want.
- exoendo, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2I called and I decided to go through every single one of my 900 comments to prove I've said the same thing many times before, way before you. Currently I am a quater through and am going to take a break.
So far I have me being just part of the combo back in October 2007:
http://digg.com/baseball/Red_Sox_Go_to_the_2007_Wo ...
More to come. The pwning will commence shortly. - exoendo, on 04/18/2008, -2/+4Well, the Jerk store called, they're all out of you!
- Shaman760, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Should have plead the chewbacca defense.
- mGARANDEUR1, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3Disrespecting a judge can land you the night in jail.
- debuggercll, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3YOU NEVER CROSS THEM!
- inactive, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3This was the ONLY amusing comment, and you are getting buried.
Sad. - globalthreat, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2Did this man really deserve jail time for this?
- MysticSavage, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1'this guy had it coming". heh, heh.
- hensnchicks, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1In the tank he goes; it sounds like this guy had it coming. Courtrooms are serious places. The judge made an example of him: Good job!
- nusuni, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Was there a cutie in the room or something?
- exterminador, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Judges and prosecutors are all the same everywhere - they think they own the court. I don't know what really happened there, but maybe this guy deserves a statue in the court hall (maybe one portraying him doing the offensive gesture), not a sentence.
- inactive, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1Try giving the finger to a judge while you are in the court-room and let me know how it works out for you. Oh wait, you won't be able to, because you'd be in jail.
- Truzseeker, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1dugg for free speech...the lawyer should be demanding to see the complaint associated with the contempt charge
- inactive, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Good on the judge. Next time the lawyer won't be so quick to be such an arrogant jackass.
- Niightwitch, on 04/18/2008, -0/+190 days seems excessive yes, but this is more than just a judge on a power trip. There should be respect shown to the court.....if not for the judge personally, at least for the office of the court. The lawyer was way out of line.
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