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Knit Your Own Dictator

asylum.co.uk — Bored of knitting scarves, dolls and sweater vests? Why not give Adolf "Knitler" a try with these new knitting patterns representing the world's most brutal dictators?

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 23, 2008

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  • inactive, on 07/21/2008, -0/+35Adulf Knitler? Just when I thought I'd seen it all.
  • darkchild82, on 07/21/2008, -0/+32So after knitting we poke a whole lot of needles into it?
  • inactive, on 07/21/2008, -1/+29For some reason, I can't imagine children cuddling up an adorable, fascist Knitler doll, no matter how cute and cuddly.
  • inactive, on 07/21/2008, -0/+19haha yeah maybe it'd be better if it were "Knit Your Own Voodoo-Dictator".
    dugg up since the knitler is such a cutie.
  • inactive, on 07/22/2008, -0/+14in the world of underground knitting societies....

    ***** this is intense!
  • acrodev, on 07/22/2008, -0/+13Next up - pornographic origami!
  • borez, on 07/22/2008, -0/+9Knit one, pearl one, oppress one.
  • louiebaur, on 07/21/2008, -0/+8Yea that sounds fun knit the little bastard up and then use him as a voodoo doll.
  • sockpuppets, on 07/23/2008, -0/+8Just throw it into the oven.
  • timethief, on 10/30/2008, -3/+11I knit and this sparked my imagination. I'm thinking I'll spend the winter knits whipping up some voodoo dictator dolls. In fact, I think my first creation may be a burning Bush.
  • inactive, on 07/22/2008, -1/+8I think Stewie Griffin just found a new favorite toy.
  • killcops, on 07/22/2008, -0/+7underground knitting societies. who woulda thought?
  • inactive, on 07/22/2008, -7/+14LOL, some one forgot about Viceroy Bush and Emperor Phallus Cheney the Filthy.
  • Rotzooi, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5Love it. Imagine a Maxi-Cosi with a cute little baby drooling on a Hitler doll. The reactions on the street are going to be a reason to upgrade my digital camera.
  • inactive, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4you hintin at mogabe?
  • built2spill, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4Wait, is this BoingBoing?
  • lientoo, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4Wow! Cool knittings.
  • inactive, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4Knit one, Heil one!
  • errorunknown, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4This is the same website that posted the article titled "Why America should rejoin the British Empire"
  • EpicSelekta, on 07/23/2008, -0/+43D cubist paintings would be the same thing but easier to explain when you get caught. Picasso painted ***** comin out of everywhere!
  • anchora, on 07/23/2008, -0/+4Oh my God. Instead of a sweater for Christmas, I'm asking my Mom to make a Hitler.
  • timothycrash01, on 07/23/2008, -0/+3I'm more partial to Crochet Guevara personally.....

  • inactive, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2well where is the link to the pattern?
  • djholybolt, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2hahahahahaha. sweet irony.
  • tigre, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2please!
  • dafragsta, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Oh man, someone needs to either create or start a band named Shrinkydink Hitlers.
  • djholybolt, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2well the voodoo doll of Hitler wouldn't do much good as he's already dead. But if somoene could get a voodoo doll goin of say Kim Jong-il, Osama Bin-Laden, or even George Bush or Dick Cheney.. now those would come in handy ;-)
  • Frostek, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2That article was written by an American though - the spelling was a dead giveaway...
  • EpicSelekta, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Mind blowing idea: Get a Kitler (a cat that looks like hitler) to rip a Knitler to shreds.
  • RadiatedAnt, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Knit Jong Ill?
  • fapfaptrain, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2I need to learn how to make a bunch for all my friends to torture. Instructions?
  • rearlgrant, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2"I was never crazy about Hitler...If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win...That's what they do so well: they seduce people. But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter, they can't win. You show how crazy they are."

    -- "And now it's... Springtime for Hitler and Germany. Winter for England and France..."

    Mel Brooks

    P.S.: Cartman was right on with his Halloween costume.
  • Frostek, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2You found the edge of the internet... Turn back!
  • rearlgrant, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2Funny, unfortunate cats -- http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seig ...
  • inactive, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2YES!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti5qKVpo6to
  • gothicform, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2That's not Adolf Hitler, it's clearly Prince Harry!
  • aserer511, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Adolf Knitler?
    COME ON!
  • solidcube, on 07/23/2008, -3/+4I want to knit a Bush.

    As a voodoo doll.
  • elizabethb221, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Woo! Amigurumi!

    They look better crocheted, just sayin.
  • acrodev, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1His: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Co2JESBEc0&feature ...
    Hers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_0VcnKOemE
  • supermanred, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Rambo killed two guys by making a trap from a tree. "Awesome!"

    Rambo then snapped a mans neck with his bare hands. "AWESOMER!!"

    Rambo then got cut by a knife-weilding bad guy and then proceeded to (without anesthetic) sew his torso back together....

    Sewing..... PUSSY!
  • mozert, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Well, you just Godwin'd the FP for today.
  • HaSatan, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Is it wrong that this makes me really want to learn how to knit?
  • chewy5000, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Dont you think he looks like a woman? And where are the eyes?
  • KingGorilla, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1pew pew pew
  • supermanred, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2I'm going to knit myself a Corky Bucheck... complete with accordion. He is number one super star!
  • supermanred, on 07/23/2008, -1/+2Can I knit a toilet for him too and then knit him sitting on it and call it *****?
  • rearlgrant, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1Cats guard the frontier of the internet. Kewl. It's probably good they look like Hitler then.
  • kikadet, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0That pun made me cringe.
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