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- IceColdKila, on 05/17/2009, -1/+94Why did She? hide it under her arm?? I've seen women online fit 2 liter bottles in their vaginas.
- jerrolds, on 05/17/2009, -0/+56probably diuretics - to keep the weight down im guessing - fighters have been known to use it to cut weight
- MiracleBlue, on 05/17/2009, -1/+53"Lift up your shirt, we need to take a urnie sample"
Cause that's totally normal. - bbendele, on 05/17/2009, -1/+49Do jockeys need steroids? What performance enhancing drugs are they trying to hide?
- immatellyouwhat, on 05/17/2009, -3/+42Pics or it didn't ha... you know what no I don't wanna see that.
- immatellyouwhat, on 05/17/2009, -1/+40"It's like the hot girl in school wants to go out with you, and her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee filled balloon."
-Michael Scott - jnuffnuffnomnom, on 05/17/2009, -0/+36what do you suggest - a bucket?
- IvanB, on 05/17/2009, -2/+33Good call, would honestly not have thought of that.
- inactive, on 05/17/2009, -2/+25Official: "Please use this lavatory and...WAIT! What's that?"
Jockey: "My apple juice bucket"
Official: "My mistake, carry on" - HyperJack, on 05/17/2009, -0/+21To erm...burst it?
/what happened to common sense - inigomntoya, on 05/17/2009, -0/+17Except for when the horse gets tired and rides the jockey...
- KingGorilla, on 05/17/2009, -0/+15well maybe a little
- spiderman222, on 05/17/2009, -1/+12I thought they were all from Middle Earth.
- beautifulbeast, on 05/17/2009, -1/+12Could you at least post the URL? I mean, I'm sure someone would like to check the site out...
- Duffy27, on 05/17/2009, -0/+11[citation needed]
- treytravis, on 05/17/2009, -2/+12idk why people are burying you, i thought it was funny
- MadEnvoy, on 05/17/2009, -0/+9Seen that in Tijuana, not a pretty sight.
- notzak, on 05/17/2009, -2/+11Any sport that has athletes that might use illegal drugs and doesn't require a urine sample is foolish.
- inactive, on 05/17/2009, -1/+10Jockeys have been known to "shank" their opponents with such makeshift weapons while racing neck-and-neck on the course. It's a very common practice, but censored by the corporate media.
- MarkBrent, on 05/17/2009, -4/+13Why fill it in a condom?
- Amadeus2490, on 05/17/2009, -1/+9A lot of jockeys ARE bulimic and/or anorexic. There was that scene in Seabiscuit where he'd vomit up his food to lose weight before a race.
- spriggig, on 05/17/2009, -0/+7Condoms are extremely durable.
- transitive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+7legalize...pee?
- rjshatz, on 05/17/2009, -0/+7Well, apparently it should be.
- nunfu, on 05/17/2009, -2/+8Who cares if the Jockey was on drugs? The Jockey doesnt run the race. If the horse is on drugs I can understand the problem.
- ray4389, on 05/17/2009, -0/+5I got it. Great movie!
- retral, on 05/17/2009, -0/+5I think to poke a hole in it would be a better answer
- Streeks, on 05/17/2009, -0/+5I have a feeling not too many people will get this joke. >_>
- andreo, on 05/18/2009, -0/+5Tell that to the mother of my kid.
/jk - NikoKun, on 05/17/2009, -1/+5lol, imagine if it really would burst... XD that'd be messy... "oh god it's everywhere"
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+4When in doubt, hide it in the snatch.
- SPRFRKR, on 05/17/2009, -0/+4@adamje42, they are actually bulimic. They even have special toilets without seats on them for the purpose. This may have changed in recent years, but was the case previously.
- transitive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+4not a very smart jockey anyway. they would have easily detected that it was Male urine from the hormone profile.
- luxxu, on 05/17/2009, -1/+4someone has watched gattaca one too many times.
- m0n0kr0m3, on 05/18/2009, -0/+3Shouldn't they be testing the horses? I think this is ridiculous.
- Gibletoid, on 05/17/2009, -1/+4That lawn jockey was originally black.
Is it Jacko-Jockey? - booyahbitch, on 05/17/2009, -0/+3I for one don't understand why they would even care if the goddamn jockey is taking every drug in the book, it is the horse that is the real athlete here!!
- tacojohn48, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2Did she use the wrong hand?
- diggydougie, on 05/17/2009, -1/+3Stop the war on drugs. They are only interested in making sure that the jockeys are uptight and straight. This has no bearing on the race itself.
- V1ncent, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2The tests have come back, Ma'am. You're a dude and you taste like candy...
- mKdiR, on 05/18/2009, -0/+2I don't fully understand.. are they trying to lose weight because it will be a lighter load on the animal, thus making it faster? but would the mass of what is thrown up make such a difference? o.O
- angryrabbit, on 05/17/2009, -1/+3would have been funnier if she was caught after the drug test when someone asked her to explain her male pee
- mikemehak, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2The testing done on jockeys is not for lasix and other diuretics. They are not even really looking for steriods, etc...
they are looking for stimulants such as cocaine, marijauna, etc...
drugs such as coke can be common among riders and also very dangerous to other riders.
When you are piloting a 1200lb animal around a race course packed in with 11 other horses, you don't need a guy who is strung out on coke riding up heels. Horse racing is one of the most dangerous sports there is as it is.
Most race tracks now use a swab test because
a) most jockeys can't pee by the time they show up for a drug test because they have dehydrated so much to make weight
b) it's much harder to fake and much faster to get results - ray4389, on 05/17/2009, -0/+2Wrestlers do that too, but you don't get tested in high school, but if you are caught throwing up on purpose, you can be DQed
- inactive, on 05/17/2009, -0/+2she should use a trojan. they transfer heat, it'd be like an arm warmer
- demiz23, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1I tried this when I was 15, and was at least smart enough to sew/tape it to a pair of boxers.
lol.... on a side note my mom found them and thought i was shooting some weird ***** into my leg.... and she didnt tell me she found them until we were at a meeting with my probation officer. - mikemehak, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1Other jockeys don't want to be out there with some guy high on cocaine.
They also do breath tests before races.
This is for rider safety, not government bureaucracy. - Unreal030, on 05/18/2009, -0/+1I lold. dugg
- S7aind, on 05/18/2009, -1/+2Damn liberal media strikes again
- demiz23, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1btw i was taking piss test for getting busted with a dime bag. i was expelled for it too...
in retrospect wtf is up with that. -
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