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- luke16, on 05/30/2008, -12/+1150Japanese closet woman is watching you masturbate
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -24/+384Horry cow
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -10/+351i wish there was a hot Japaneses girl living in my closet. im gonna check when i get home tonight
- Artemis11, on 05/30/2008, -3/+322When I first saw the title, I thought it was The Onion, or something similar. Then I saw it was in Japan, and it made sense.
- bobnease, on 05/30/2008, -4/+305How do you not notice somebody living in your CLOSET??? Too weird!
- Surferess, on 05/30/2008, -5/+218Crazy! You wonder how he didn't notice anything but the food missing.
- floridiot2, on 05/30/2008, -4/+207Like this is weird for Japanese...come on.
- error2k2, on 05/30/2008, -1/+189Little do you know that she had a great time in Narnia.
- gutterboy, on 05/30/2008, -4/+172Welcome to my fantasy.
- rebotfc, on 05/30/2008, -19/+176I am in ur closet eating ur foodz!
/me gets coat.. - Angelix, on 05/30/2008, -10/+166I kind of feel sorry for that woman. If it was me being homeless and hungry, I'd definitely break into someone's house.
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -17/+138hahahahahahahahahaha
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -3/+118so, maybe I'm into that..
- Someguy101, on 02/19/2009, -2/+112I'm going home to check my closet... just to be sure.
- nickert0n, on 05/30/2008, -17/+127OMFG You win
- ByteGuerilla, on 05/30/2008, -1/+101Your colleagues need to shut the ***** up.
- snareguy17, on 05/30/2008, -6/+105I just got told to be quiet at work literally 10 seconds ago for laughing out loud at that.
- ispeakasian, on 05/30/2008, -2/+98"Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man's closet..."
O.o - shezcrafti, on 05/30/2008, -6/+96Sounds like a scene from The Grudge...
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -4/+87Silly Japanese people with your anime, detergent suicide, and hide in closets.
- DubBucket, on 05/30/2008, -0/+81little from column a, little from column b...
- albinoMithos, on 05/30/2008, -1/+82"Crazy! You wonder how he didn't notice anything but the food missing."
Cause that lady has mad ninja skills. - crapmatic, on 05/30/2008, -0/+7958-year old women? Or hiding in mens closets?
- magicmarc, on 05/30/2008, -0/+74At least that's what he told his wife...
- Hoogs, on 05/30/2008, -2/+76A+++ WOULD READ AGAIN.
- Eisen4, on 05/30/2008, -2/+73You pay rent now! I want my beer money!
- shyner, on 05/30/2008, -0/+70Holy crap. Clean your ***** closet man!
- TheRealJMX, on 05/30/2008, -8/+75This is less surprising if you've seen the Japanese "capsule" hotels:
http://flickeringpictures.com/2008/04/29/japanese- ... - riskybeats, on 05/30/2008, -1/+61With ridiculous stories, I just read the headlines, go straight to the comments and hope I stumble upon the one winning comment. This is that comment.
- tomtuts, on 05/30/2008, -24/+82I'd get a job...
- Mawds, on 05/30/2008, -7/+65Beats finding an evil monkey in there.
- kaythecraven, on 05/30/2008, -0/+57Dad! Some Japanese woman won't come out of the closet!
- bitterbug, on 05/30/2008, -1/+56When I was 18-20 I would often bring friends home to crash on the couch overnight if things were rough at home with their parents or significant other. I always let my folks know, even if it was the middle of the night so they wouldn't be surprised.
One night I came home quite late and didn't notice that the room across from mine in the basement had had the window pried out and someone had climbed in and was already in the house. The room was being renovated and messy, and there were tools and a long knife (that was used to cut insulation) sitting on the water heater.
I went to bed, and that's when the intruder went to work. He took my car keys from the dresser in my room (dunno how I slept through that), went upstairs, took my sneakers, and then headed for the kitchen. He ate some food, stole some bananas, and then fell asleep on the couch.
My dad got up early the next morning and saw this really dirty guy in his 20s sleeping on the couch. He just assumed it was some homeless kid I was helping out, and turned on the TV to watch the news at a low volume. After a few minutes the guy sat up, blinked, looked around, and my dad said 'Good Morning'. He was going to offer him a coffee, but the guy just stared at him strangely for a minute and went downstairs. Dad thought he was just going down to wake me up. He went out the front door and around to the broken window and collected a bag of goodies he had put out the window, while my neighbors watched and didn't think anything suspicious was happening.
My parents went out for the morning and when they got back they asked me who my project friend was this time. When I told them I had no idea what they were talking about they thought I was ***** them until we started noticing things missing, and found the knife from downstairs tucked under the edge of the couch.
Things could have gone very badly for my dad if he'd been confrontational.
The police assumed it was some kind of scheme by myself and my friends, after all, there's a huge market for food, used sneakers, and a set of keys (he did not steal the car. I'm guessing he took them so if I woke up I couldn't hope in the car and run him down with it).
I found out months later from a friend that a homeless guy had been caught doing the same thing as our intruder, breaking into places, taking some food or clothing if he needed it and then moving on.
Quite a surreal experience. - RungeKutta, on 05/30/2008, -8/+62It's not easy getting a job if you're homeless, doubly so if you have no car. A lot of employers are going to have a problem if you can't provide an address and phone number. Which is why some homeless shelters offer an address with PO box and voice-mail for the people they help. Also, a lot of homeless people have mental problems that prevent them from holding down a job. Then to make it even worse, those problems can be exacerbated by an alcohol and/or drug addiction.
If I was in my current state of mind, I'd get any job type of job to help prevent me from becoming homeless. Although that can be a dead end too. - nickert0n, on 05/30/2008, -3/+53Do not tell him what he can say, youll get sued.
- HueytheFreeman, on 05/30/2008, -2/+52Seriously, they're getting in the way of your productivity.
- jono181, on 05/30/2008, -1/+50How is that possible she went undetected by him for such a long time?
- likwidfuzion, on 05/31/2008, -0/+47If we were in prison, I'd protect you in the shower. Highly Recommended! A++++
- cl2yp71c, on 05/30/2008, -3/+49I taught I taw a putty tat.
- kingmanic, on 05/30/2008, -1/+45If I was that man the video would scare the begesus out of me. after all, the scariest thing in existence is small Japaneses women. Or maybe thats just my impression from Japaneses horror movies.
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -4/+48Weird and creepy!
- lamiaconfitor, on 05/30/2008, -1/+45"Its funny... because its racist."- Ricky Gervais
- YodaJones, on 05/30/2008, -5/+47I want a tidy Japanese woman to live in my closet, with benefits.
- TWXM, on 05/30/2008, -2/+43You want to masturbate in front of a 48 year old homeless woman!?
- cannarymburns, on 05/30/2008, -2/+43did this man actually use his closet? a woman sleeping on a matress isn't exactly hard to miss when you're going in to grab your coat...
- badassninja, on 05/30/2008, -7/+46Now only if this was a younger hot women and she was sneaking in to watch him because she was hot and heavy for him this would be awesome. In fact just the idea of that is giving me a raging clue right now.
- CaviMike, on 05/30/2008, -2/+38I wish there was a "best digg comment" section.
- ThreeDee912, on 05/30/2008, -1/+36NINJAS!
- dromni, on 05/30/2008, -0/+35The top compartment of my closet is a kind of "attic", where I put useless stuff. I can easily stay over a year without ever opening it. Perfect for a "stowaway", I think.
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