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- no8286, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33Anyone Ever seen the first jackass Steve-O does this exact same thing. except he doesn't get anything stuck it just burns the ***** out of him (no pun intended)
- t0ny, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22 "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public."
I hate retards! Because of them some ( all good ) fireworks are illegal. Why? Because some retards dont know how to behave. Like this retard. How the hell sticks bottle rockets in there ass?!? My friends and I have to go buy out of town illegal fireworks. I've been buying them for years. And so has his family. And you know what? Other then a very minor burn nothing bad happens? Why because we use our brains. The government is punishes us for the other retards. The only firework laws should be keeping them away from small kids. There is no way to blow off your hand ( or ass ) with any firework like an m80 if you know what your doing.
/rant - bantamw, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21He came from Sunderland. Says it all, really.... :)
- Klisk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Steve-o doesn't actually get burned, just a little startled by the embers. He plays up a lot of his stunts.
Steve-o was also smart enough to use the absolutely weakest type of bottle rockets, though. And he didn't stick the stick in far at all. Just enough not to fall out. - the3kgt2, on 11/09/2007, -0/+14No pictures?
- joshjoneswas, on 11/09/2007, -3/+16No. He is not the stupidest man alive. If Bush could figure out how to light a firecracker, he'd do the same.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13"Is this the stupidest man alive?"
No, there are about 1 million of his stupid friends on youtube. Just go look. - iamichi, on 11/12/2008, -1/+13"with the firework lodged inside him", errm, how did that happen? Did he put it the whole thing up there or just the wooden pole? Maybe it was just the wooden pole lodged inside him then... Also did he film and is it on YouTube? ;-)
- glucoseboy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Alas, no Darwin award.
- dustedbunny, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12....... Im actually speechless on this one.
Probably because I can't stop laughing. This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've read over the past few days. I hope this makes the front page amongst the bajillions of political stories. :) - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Laws and rules are on the books because of morons, not to protect the other 97% of the population who have brains and know not to pour hot coffee on their crotches or to drive 120 mph down main street.
The world caters to morons, not rational thinkers. - ControlG, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10One tear of pain - many tears of laughter
- bntphoretwunny, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9gives new meaning to "colon blow"
- Captin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7He was trying to get the gerbil out.
- cameron074, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8that's just plain retarded. wait, was he drunk?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7@No
"Jackass: The Movie" is the first thing I thought of. - Vokas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Scorched colon? Dear god.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6In the absence of any comments from anyone who actually lives NEAR this part of the world, but NOT in it, let me explain something about the people of Sunderland to the good people of Digg.
Now, I'm as opposed to stereotyping people just because of where they are from as anyone, but when you go to Sunderland and experience these people for yourself you do come away wondering how they manage to walk without dragging their knuckles.
They are, to a man, deeply thick. They invented the chav. They're the sort of people who have children named Sheryl, Kylee and Shantell - spelt wrong because they don't know how to speak English.
They are, in short, the sort of people who PUT FIREWORKS UP THEIR NIPSY FOR A LAUGH!! Never mind North Korea Mr. Bush - bomb Blunderland next! - cmccoy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7"Infection would probably be a huge problem for him". No kidding.
- JonForTheWin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6& another six million on myspace.
- Klisk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Obviously someone has been watching Steve-o videos. You know, Jackass.
- Surefoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5The original butt rocket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll1yC69xs4M - NinjaBoy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5You asked for the youtube video you got it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pw-2Q0wYxqM - Cykaos, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4constellation prize? Is that like when the prize is those glow in the dark stars you put on your ceiling?
- hhOwArdrOarKk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5It is remarkable that this ass cracker isn't from the U.S.A. Total mind ***** in that regard.
- jmoo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4In a word - Yes!
- carnytrash, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3@benn0280
Fireworks contain oxidizer to make them burn faster. There's your oxygen right there. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I don't know about that one, but this guy did the same thing and fried his ass! NSFW!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33PnwYpXgf8
User: bugmenot99887766
Pass: bugmenot99887766 - JeremyBanks, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"know not to pour hot coffee on their crotches"
If you're talking about the woman who sued McDonalds, that story isn't actually as dumb as it seems. The McDonalds actually had their cofee far above their own company policy's limit on how hot it was, because they wanted it to stay warmer longer. It was entirely that locations fault that it was as hot as it was. - dgh1973, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public."
Just like social engineering specialists say in the hacker circles... "There's no patch for human stupidity." - cliktokill, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5How stupid do you have to be to say "stupidest"
- benn0280, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Except all hydrocarbons need oxygen to burn, including methane.I'm not trying to sound like an ass, its more directed at the writer of the article than you.
- UpTheToon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Serves him right for being a makem.
Howay the lads : ) - EbowUK, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2And if we're not careful they'll start using Digg too!!!
Oh, wait. Too late. - bantamw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Er - first comment from me - 'He's from Sunderland....'.
I live in York! - Valnar300, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3from the title only.... one word "Bush"
Yeah I might just get dugg down for this. - girlflesh, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Are you seriously mocking the use of 'arse', a perfectly valid word?
- tyzer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2i couldn't help but smile when i read this bit, "And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1He was earlier heard complaining that the first one didn't go off. He muttered something like "for all the good these things are doing I might as well shove them up my arse !"
- digg0digg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Video link here
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=24454&in_page_id=34
It was reported he was a soldier who just returned from Iraq.
This actually looks more asinine. .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ5KDdweB0Q - DaffyDuck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Natural Selection scores again."
Unfortunately not because he is still alive and probably able to procreate. - smegthelight, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1If this is the standard issue brain for the US soldiers who are given a "Death Stick" and plunked into my country, then I think I would want them to leave as well.
- squarehappy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I used to give my friend crap for saying "stupidest" until he told me to look it up. Even "stupider" is in there.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/stupidest
Later I realized that I was stupid for thinking "stupidest" wasn't a word, whether it was in the dictionary or not. It's a completely logical word and its meaning is perfectly clear. Words are invented and discarded all the time. Deal with it. - scifipirate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Come on, who hasn't shot a roman candle out of you ass a couple of times?
- Future2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"I think we have a neurological problem here."
- friedcalamari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2If he fails to mate and reproduce, he’ll get it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_award - EbowUK, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That's as well as being known as "The Twunt with the Firework / Ass story" for the rest of his life.
- ahhell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
- dstz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1There's better ways for coming out.
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