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- bigd063, on 11/19/2008, -7/+391My penis-eating bacteria ex-wife took 300k from me so I know how he feels.
- Toddd, on 11/19/2008, -4/+228Wow... I imagine losing one's penis has to be pretty close to losing a life, and they only gave the poor bastard 300K. Good thing he's in his 60's and probably doesn't have much life left in it anyways.
PS- Is it routine for lawyer fees to be over half of the settlement? - Shaggy3, on 11/19/2008, -1/+214Down to $115,000 after attorney fees.. Ouch.
- Kyrgizion, on 11/19/2008, -1/+175Yup.
No matter who loses a case, lawyers always win. - DeadSkinMask, on 11/19/2008, -2/+110$300,000?
Not worth it.
Not even close.... - unre4l, on 11/19/2008, -2/+108Don't go spending all that penis money at once
- nowhereelse, on 11/19/2008, -3/+107Don't take it personally. She wouldn't touch mine either.
- Dan9874123, on 11/19/2008, -0/+102I believe the technical term for that condition is WORST DISEASE EVER
- GodsDragon, on 11/19/2008, -1/+9113 month's in prison for a drunken bar fight and the loss of his penis... I feel sorry for the guy and after all that he gets ripped of by evil lawyers.
- Richie311, on 11/19/2008, -2/+85Really? My ex-wife wouldnt even touch my penis.
- vtbarrera, on 02/03/2009, -0/+69Wow. You know what, usually that is a great response to something extraordinary and sometimes weird. But I'll pass on those pics buddy..
- d354pig, on 11/19/2008, -2/+64Why would your husband put a computer in the kitchen?
- thegrantman, on 11/19/2008, -2/+64This guy let a lawyer take half of his settlement?
Dude....grow some balls. - dumbrit, on 11/19/2008, -8/+59OM NOM NOM
- gullyben, on 11/19/2008, -5/+52i'd take $300,000 for my genitals as long as i could keep my spare set
...of course then I couldn't masturbate and pee at the same time...
forget it, no deal - hwy9nightkid, on 11/19/2008, -0/+45RFTA = Run From This Article
- 1nhuman, on 11/19/2008, -2/+44I'm so not going to read that article.
- RC18, on 11/19/2008, -3/+43in a survey i did back in high school, i asked 20 guys whether they would want to live or not had their penises been taken away from them (via dismemberment, flesh-eating bacteria, wild boar attack...) and 100% of them said they would rather die. i dont know if this applies to men of all ages but yeh, 300k will not suffice!
- mustang460, on 11/19/2008, -0/+3613 months for a drunken fight
- oddturtle, on 11/19/2008, -2/+34spend it on prostitutes....oh
- fuckingusername, on 11/19/2008, -2/+34some one should cut the attorneys penis off for raping this guy financially
- ryanhayn, on 11/19/2008, -6/+35I'd give up my dick for $250k. It's not like I'm making good use of it anyway.
- hwy9nightkid, on 11/19/2008, -0/+26he can't even buy hookers with it...what would be the point?
- crimson117, on 11/19/2008, -0/+26You should have first registered a digg account named "PenisEatingBacteria"
- DemDude, on 11/19/2008, -0/+25You should get your prostate checked, it should usually keep you from being able to pee with an erection.
- Sublex, on 11/19/2008, -2/+26d354pig: you win at life.
- Jegzzy, on 11/19/2008, -2/+25$145.000 per nut and $10 dollars for the other bit.
- SammyJr, on 11/19/2008, -0/+22http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT= ...
A man's genitals aren't worth much in this country. This baby's penis was destroyed in an optional circumcision procedure and he might get $250k with malpractice limits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer
Or this guy... they just burned the whole thing off and changed him into a girl. - GeckoSlayer, on 11/19/2008, -2/+24I like how his name is Manning, and he has no man left.
- aresef, on 11/19/2008, -0/+19The headline made it sound like they were merely misplaced.
- babylonian, on 11/19/2008, -0/+18You misread. He still has one testicle. By itself. Alone. Hanging there. Hopefully symmetrically.
- Tsumuji, on 11/19/2008, -0/+17Dude, that Wiki article is depressing. Talking about being dealt a bad hand.
- devzor, on 11/19/2008, -2/+18IS THAT ALL?
- dzhastin, on 11/19/2008, -0/+16hairy scar would make a great name for a militantly lesbian punk rock group (if it doesn't already exist)
- duffahtolla, on 11/19/2008, -0/+14This is the first time I've seen an "Om Nom" and felt fear..
- traveler1217, on 11/19/2008, -0/+14Harsh, but funny!
- thedivinelyevil, on 11/19/2008, -0/+12for the curious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis
- Andrewmatt, on 11/19/2008, -3/+15Why was he having unprotected sexual relations with a flesh-eating bacteria?? Fool should know always wear a rubber.
- Daggerfall, on 11/19/2008, -0/+12Yes
http://www.prostate-massage-and-health.com/prostat ... - Llanowar, on 11/19/2008, -0/+12Grammar nazi for myself...
*than
*flesh-eating
Guess I need sleep. - GeorgeStone2, on 11/19/2008, -1/+12You can masturbate and piss with one set.. It's just well messy.
- purelithium, on 11/19/2008, -1/+12Really? Is that how you speak day to day, as well?
- smotpoker, on 11/19/2008, -2/+13Welkom to Amerika!
- MarkOfTheDead, on 11/19/2008, -8/+18Why bother? At this point it's like having a gas tank and no car.
- NeilVickers, on 11/19/2008, -1/+11"If I were him, I would be insulted that a court thought my penis was only worth $300k."
Why, that's only $100k an inch! - scabbers, on 11/19/2008, -0/+9That's what sharing a pair of underwear with 2,000 other guys will do.
- KibibyteBrain, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8That's an absurdly low amount. You could get sued for more for damaging the ability of an expensive rare animal to reproduce. Those offers fail to consider that reproductive organs are more than just aesthetic or instruments of pleasure, but an actually valuable resource. Sperm banks pay money, and frankly even adopted children cost money. Its more than just a matter of "malpractice", its depriving someone of part of their life's true economic value. But of course, I'm sure his parents signed a waiver to that effect, and he gets to deal with it.
- MajorTomG, on 11/19/2008, -1/+9He's a nut job
- salome191, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8if you read the article you'd know he wasn't in for rape
- GeorgeStone2, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8Really? FUUUUUUUU-
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