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If a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH what's a good comeback?

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  • PxCxG, on 07/13/2009, -15/+1632Man she really set herself up for that one...
  • doctorfungi, on 07/14/2009, -19/+1441Who put a computer in her kitchen?
  • NegativeDigg, on 07/14/2009, -31/+1142She shouldn't have to go anywhere, she should already be in the kitchen...
  • khaosx2030, on 07/14/2009, -18/+835I don't know but why isn't she in the goddamn kitchen.
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -3/+797I just tried it out on my wife.

    Her response: "What kind would you like?
    Me: Peanut Butter / Jam
    Her: anything to drink?
    Me: Some coffee
    Her: how about some chips too?
    Me: You're not really going to make me a sandwich, coffee, or get me chips are you?
    Her: Nope.
    Me: Can I get you anything while I'm in the kitchen making my sandwich, coffee, and chips?
    Her: Why? What do you really want?
  • subliminali, on 07/14/2009, -18/+733"says on the cover '100 Ways to Please Your Man' by some lady. Come on man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is 4 things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much." -- Dave Chappelle
  • zdyn, on 07/14/2009, -5/+604What does she need a watch for? There's a clock on the stove.
  • EXTER, on 07/13/2009, -67/+587http://xkcd.com/149/
  • ThsGuyRightHere, on 07/14/2009, -6/+446If you're looking for witty anything in Yahoo Answers then you already have two strikes against you.
  • mac888, on 07/14/2009, -10/+406why'd the feminist cross the road?
  • inactive, on 07/13/2009, -30/+422YES!!
  • lfroker, on 07/13/2009, -5/+383I think its too late for a witty comeback
  • Jaizu, on 07/14/2009, -12/+340Well you know, sometimes women have other occupations : cleaning the toilet or doing laundry, for example.
  • Peach3s, on 07/14/2009, -19/+336she is getting wifi in the kitchen?
  • peterjmag, on 07/14/2009, -10/+324In real life, Diggers are far too scared to talk to women, much less be chauvinistic towards them.
  • Kersheh, on 07/14/2009, -4/+297How do you fix a woman's watch?
  • evileddy60, on 07/14/2009, -6/+298Because she's a woman.
  • bluerazor413, on 07/14/2009, -14/+295Hey if I asked for comeback, I would have taken it off your moms chin.
  • IvenomI, on 07/14/2009, -11/+276Faux? Who the hell said they were faux?
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -4/+266I never had a girlfriend.
  • Selaam, on 07/14/2009, -2/+262Nothing......You already told her twice.
  • FortyCaliber, on 07/14/2009, -2/+233HER Kitchen?!?

    Let's get it clear: It's my kitchen and a privilege for her to be in there.

    And I still haven't gotten my GOD-DAMNED SANDWICH!
  • patbon, on 07/14/2009, -14/+232The other answers exemplify how unfunny women are
  • wontstoptalking, on 07/14/2009, -9/+227I hope she makes eggs as good as she types in caps.
  • robertisaar, on 07/14/2009, -26/+242i love the faux chauvinistic comments on digg...
  • Areid10990, on 07/14/2009, -31/+235Because she's black
  • yoshi8710, on 07/14/2009, -10/+206The invention of the laptop has really hurt there sandwich making abilities.
    I think we should file a complaint.
  • partial, on 07/14/2009, -3/+194<jurassic park>clever girl</jurassic park>
  • D0m0kun, on 07/14/2009, -4/+165Jake, you must be new here. He's most likely (a) joking. However, it's extra funny because it may be true, or true for several reading the thread. It also plays into the Digger stereotype. Hence comedy.

    For further reading, consider: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
  • rockjunky116, on 07/14/2009, -7/+162Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
  • Jones82, on 07/14/2009, -6/+157The correct comeback is "I'm pregnant with babby"
  • Hraes, on 07/14/2009, -1/+151You have chosen well. In more ways than one.
  • h2g242, on 07/14/2009, -3/+153Because theres no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. (works for all women)
  • RiMac, on 07/14/2009, -8/+150Authentic chauvinism: Women aren't funny.

    Evidence: First two answers.
  • Phisch27, on 07/14/2009, -3/+142What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
  • firedrillduckie, on 07/14/2009, -0/+132Remarry.
  • zigardne, on 07/14/2009, -4/+127Your comma fetish frightens me.
  • subliminali, on 07/14/2009, -2/+124http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD1z789p1vc
    minute 8:40ish...

    damn i wish dave would come back.
  • Arsenard, on 07/13/2009, -57/+178ZZZAAAAAAP!! You're a sandwich!
  • patho, on 07/14/2009, -1/+113dugg for your wife.
  • ECas123, on 07/14/2009, -2/+110Go home, Mr. Connery.
  • hydrokayak, on 07/14/2009, -0/+105Don't you mean PRAGNANT!?!?!?!
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -4/+108And (b)?

    What the ***** happened to (b)?

  • canadabluesfan, on 07/14/2009, -9/+112Im not gonna lie, that got a big LOL from me.
  • inactive, on 07/14/2009, -17/+118Women are only good for 3 things: cooking, cleaning and vagina.
  • bail3yz, on 07/14/2009, -2/+88I actually seen a lady with 2 black eyes the other day...

    is it bad that the first thing I thought of was this joke?
  • PwncakesFTW, on 07/14/2009, -3/+87The other comebacks were really lame
  • sh1tman, on 07/14/2009, -1/+84Yeah. TOO bad!
  • sarahlee39, on 07/14/2009, -7/+903 days left to answer? Gives her plenty of time to make sandwiches till then.
  • coolcole93, on 07/14/2009, -1/+83How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They wouldn't; feminists never change anything.
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