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If You Don't Replace the Toilet Paper Rolls...

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  • v3rtex7740, on 07/02/2009, -7/+357The TERRORISTS will also win if you do not:

    1. Replace the paper towel rolls
    2. Change the trash can liner
    3. Bleach the toilet
    4. Mop the floor
    5. Windex the mirror
    6. Spray the air freshener
    7. Defuse the bomb
  • Fishn2, on 07/02/2009, -24/+260Was this photo taken in Fox HQ perchance?
  • khaosx2030, on 07/02/2009, -2/+165Well this would explain that ***** Counter Strike map that takes place in bathrooms.
  • inactive, on 07/02/2009, -7/+132Better put it on the right way too! Roll over and not under!
  • cyoder, on 07/02/2009, -0/+1068. Refill the goddamn coffee when you take the last of the pot.
  • forcwithu, on 07/02/2009, -7/+106AMERICA, ***** YEAH
  • beelz, on 07/02/2009, -6/+84When you center align type communist win.
  • Foda, on 07/02/2009, -2/+56They also win when you use goto.
  • TheSarf, on 07/02/2009, -1/+53Roommates who do not know how to do this without being told should be waterboarded.
  • undervalued, on 07/02/2009, -0/+49They use C4
  • IIECONII, on 07/02/2009, -3/+51What happens if you ***** on the seat? Does that make me North Korea?
  • ajhops, on 07/02/2009, -0/+39If you drain the jo you make some mo'!
  • ijwhelan, on 07/02/2009, -0/+36Well at least it wasn't Comic Sans and they didn't insert random new lines every few words like the last one.
  • Eupatorus, on 07/02/2009, -0/+35COMIN' TO TOWN TO CHANGE THE MUTHA ***** ROLL, YEAH!
  • bodiez, on 07/02/2009, -0/+35TOILET PAPER, ***** YEAH
  • Wazzuper1, on 07/02/2009, -0/+33Beep beep beep beeep! beeeeeeeeeeppppp! BOOM!

    Terrorists win.
  • CasualReader, on 07/02/2009, -1/+29Yes, Yes, it's true. Because no toilet paper in the john presages the collapse of civilization. Think about it. People running around with dirty asses. The smell in board rooms across the nation would bring down major corporations. Marriages would break up and the social structure would disappear. We would eventually be reduced to the level of cavemen, or worse, forced to use bidets like in the EU (but would a wet ass be any better?).
  • odnaryperson, on 07/02/2009, -0/+27Ranked in order of priority of course...
  • Hartley1942, on 07/02/2009, -0/+27Hostage has been defused. Bomb has been rescued.

    Wait...
  • inigomntoya, on 07/02/2009, -1/+27Unless its after 1 pm.
  • DrDragun, on 07/02/2009, -2/+27Some people make an amazing work of art to get on Digg front page. Some program an amazing flash browser game. Some capture an amazing moment in a photo. Some search out leaked tech news from obscure sources.

    And some print out a played-out non-sequitur joke, tape it to the wall and people will Digg it because it seems that something "official" is candid and snarky.

    This is cute but unexceptional. I choose the red thumb.
  • Robustica, on 07/02/2009, -1/+26But the funny reminder is already political in nature...
  • UnFriendlyFire, on 07/02/2009, -3/+28Yes, it's Bill O'Rilley's private restroom.
  • Phyltre, on 07/02/2009, -1/+25Red thumb, green thumb...the machines still win.

    /matrix
  • GhostInAShell, on 07/02/2009, -3/+27This argument is *****
  • undervalued, on 07/02/2009, -0/+23The ***** is explained by the toilets backing up.
  • cawpin, on 07/02/2009, -0/+23Refill the ***** ice cube trays.
  • robbob, on 07/02/2009, -5/+23because terrorists don't use TP
  • msparks789, on 07/02/2009, -0/+17Counter-Strike terrorists don't
  • msparks789, on 07/02/2009, -0/+17Fy_Poolday?
  • tweedius, on 07/02/2009, -5/+21Lame picture. Lame comments. Lame politicizing attempts. Ok, this is lame.
  • pintomp3, on 07/02/2009, -2/+18You can see the loofah in the corner.
  • aquafire, on 07/02/2009, -0/+16beelz- Plus, the grammar was correct... unlike yours.
  • NexFrost, on 07/02/2009, -0/+15BILLY MAYS, ***** YEAH!
  • one1plus1one, on 07/02/2009, -2/+17Nope, that just makes you the USA.

    In America they sh*t when they want, where they want, all over someone else's bathroom.

    If however you have sex on the seat with a hot chick riding you loudly and passionately, that makes you France.

    If you ejaculate on the seat alone, with no female present then that makes you China/India (they'll be doing a lot more of that over there in coming decades, thanks to the declining female population).

    And if you sit on the pot, for hours reading, and the bathroom is colorfully and pleasantly decorated with Ikea items, then that makes you Sweden.

    And if you're smoking pot while sitting on the pot, that makes you the Netherlands, or possibly Canada.

    If you've got the runs all over the place, then it's Mexico to the max.

    If you sit thinking you have to go, but just can't, and it's been days... then you're British.
  • Shabatoo, on 07/02/2009, -7/+22I think women should have to replace the toilet paper, even if a guy uses the last piece. This is only fair because women use 500,000 times more toilet paper than guys.
  • Scr4tchFury, on 07/02/2009, -0/+14I left a bomb in the toilet, but I don't think it's the one you're looking for.
  • DarthVolta, on 07/02/2009, -1/+15I think it's tongue-in-cheek.
  • Dragonskies, on 07/02/2009, -2/+151. Print sign in big caps on computer paper
    2. Tape to wall and take picture
    3. Submit to Digg
    4. ???????
    5. Frontpage!
  • okgaz, on 07/02/2009, -0/+12That's the fastest route to extra pissy seats. Tell them about the terrorists instead or that you have them on camera.
  • trizzleatl, on 07/02/2009, -1/+13This joke is dead. Please stop.
  • sh1tman, on 07/02/2009, -0/+11Terrorists use modern bombs?
  • Drahkir, on 07/02/2009, -1/+12And politicizing the funny reminder made it even funnier.
  • AdmiralAcbar, on 07/02/2009, -0/+10I had one guy piss ON THE WALL.

    The toilet seat isn't so bad, but this was literally all over the wall.
  • socondi, on 07/02/2009, -1/+11Why don't just post the whole site, instead of posting pic by pic?
    http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
    There, all in one place.
  • SkippyBiffles, on 07/02/2009, -4/+14Meh.
  • radiodemon, on 07/02/2009, -0/+10Yes, please wash my hands.
  • giveer, on 07/02/2009, -0/+9A beep is a tick?
  • DLun203, on 07/02/2009, -0/+9Ron Fox: You see this cute little white girl, Beecher?
    Dr. Beecher: Yeah.
    Ron Fox: Do you want her to get raped and murdered?
    Dr. Beecher: Of course not.
    Ron Fox: You sure? Cause this is America. Do you want to rape America?
    Dr. Beecher: No.
    Ron Fox: Then stop ***** with me!

    /H & K Escape from Guantanamo Bay
  • AdHaR, on 07/02/2009, -1/+10MATT DAMON!
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