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- dracostimpy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+139You can use the power of digg to influence an election, challenge BS laws like DMCA, and take on greedy corporations. The power of digg, however, ends at meeting chicks.
- PackerX, on 10/11/2007, -6/+140Isn't the shorter version of this just, "I need a woman"?
- borninda818, on 10/11/2007, -4/+114"enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;"
who doesn't? - NJPENSO, on 10/11/2007, -2/+109@jrghoull
It means that all women he dates have the terrible traits he mentions in the article. He suggests that he has a neon sign on his forehead that attracts these undesirable women to him. It's all supposed to be sarcastic. - dicerandom, on 10/11/2007, -3/+88I think I'll send him my ex's number, maybe then she'll stop calling me.
- showpig, on 10/11/2007, -2/+79As Woody Allen said, "If you don't, you're not doing it right."
- czer323, on 10/11/2007, -9/+85Comment Jacking the article:
I need an unstable woman for a drama filled relationship…
Hi there,
I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.
My name is Lloyd, I live in Chicago , I’m 27 years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge of that - I’m generally caring and very honest.
I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both!
You should:
* be 20 to 35 years old;
* have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
* enjoy degrading and dehumanizing sex;
* have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
* be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
* with nice smiles;
* that have larger than average breasts;
* who are married or already in unstable relationships;
* that drink to forget; and
* who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I’m getting excited just writing them!), please don’t hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.
All the best,
Lloyd
ps This advert is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me. - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+65Hi, I'm a dude and I will partake in this relationship.
- helinism, on 10/11/2007, -8/+64'ps This advert is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.'
Ahh is it me, or does somebody need maybe a little time to heal? - Scagli3tti, on 10/11/2007, -0/+50Gladly. The emos are the indigenous people of Myspace (well known for its coastline view of the Noob Sea). They have a unique obsession with feeling sorry for themselves, despising themselves, then feeling sorry for themselves because they despise themselves. For recreation, the emos especially enjoy cutting themselves, listening to music that supports and reinforces the doctrines of emoity, manufacturing melodrama in seemingly impossible places, and consuming anti-depressants by the bottle-full.
- eightyd, on 10/11/2007, -6/+49packer, at first I read this incorrectly, thinking that you were harping on the author.
Then I realized, you were talking about all women. Bravo. - showpig, on 10/11/2007, -2/+37Hmmm, I appear to have written this ad in my sleep.
- superdoofus, on 10/11/2007, -2/+36I would add massive Daddy issues and a recurring eating disorder coupled with bouts of hypochondria. Hell, throw in past sexual abuse and now we're talkin'. Gotta weed out the merely "confused" and stick to the purely ***** insane.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+34Love it when people have the same problems with multiple people and think that THEY are the ones with the bad traits.
- ruley, on 10/11/2007, -3/+29this guy is a light weight. start dating emo girls, then we'll talk.
/ex-girlfriend set me up with her girlfriend - Gatesophile, on 10/11/2007, -1/+26My sister totally fits your description, Lloyd. She lives in the Chicago area. Here is a picture of her taken last week when she went to Vegas. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/517098083_74aa95a522_b.jpg
She's in a VERY unstable terrible relationship right now and drinks all the time. She's just a basket full of mental instability. You'll love her! - nullx42, on 10/11/2007, -4/+29http://www.myspace.com/thetimewasted Problem solved, this bitch is emotionally unstable and filled with enough drama to make you want to blow your own brains out. enjoy.
- diversionmary, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27every girl thinks she's stable just like every girl thinks she gives awesome head
- TheAkolyte, on 10/11/2007, -10/+33200 years ago, people ***** and pissed on the street, slave owners heralded civil rights, and murder was an acceptable solution for homicide (in addition to other things, such as having an abnormally long nose, a cackling laugh, and a wart condition.) Today's world only seems "crazy" because you're stupid. Thanks for playing, try again later.
- frost000, on 10/11/2007, -7/+28i think this article pretty much sums up my last 3 relationships.
- endlessoul, on 10/11/2007, -1/+21Hmm. Pics, or it didn't happen.
/boobies - smackywentz, on 10/11/2007, -4/+23Allow me to summarize the rest of the comments below this so that no one else wastes their time:
"I dated a chick like this!"
"Isn't this all women?"
"There's no chicks on Digg!" - isis82, on 10/11/2007, -4/+22Am I the only one who finds his self-deprecating humour and witty cynicism major turn-ons?
Then again...I'm sarcastic, short-tempered, and cynical, and have suffered from depression and eating disorders and past sexual abuse, and have low self-esteem...add in my huge breasts, and apparently I'm just his cup-of-tea. - robbiedo, on 10/11/2007, -2/+19Thanks, when I was younger , we called these girls....easy.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Oh, you forgot: Their physical traits include but are not limited to scars on wrist, hair that has one huge lock to cover the face, said lock dyed a bright color but the rest of the hair is black, girl jeans (if girl or guy), tight band shirts, metal studded jewelry, slouching, heavy-rimmed glasses, etc.
- iancgi, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Wow ive never read so much truth in my life. I just got out of those exact relationships a week ago. Its amazing what human will do for even a brief moment of companionship.
- nreynolds, on 10/11/2007, -2/+18wait WHAT?! Your ex-girlfriend had you go out with her lesbian girlfriend? And also she's a lesbian.... I hate when women use the word girlfriend to mean friend....
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -2/+17LOL you both got dugg down.
- ZeroNeo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14wow, look at how much his profile views increases as geeks believe there is a woman among them.
- UrbanVoyeur, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16The hotter she is the crazier she will be...
- aukxsona, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15sounds like every woman I know...and I'm female.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13You can't POSSIBLY expect to make any money by people clicking on your signature/link, can you?
- Rooster99, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Just wait for Web 3.0! You never know what's around the corner!
- shortmilton, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11You diggers are always rippin' on rednecks,and this guy is hunting a good ol'redneck gal.I've got a cousin that matches this discription perfectly,at least it did when I dated her,but that was a while back.
- lorisa, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10This same ad is all over the web, just change the name/city:
http://edinburgh.gumtree.com/edinburgh/04/9401904.html
Thanks,
Another Girl Who Reads Digg - dpds, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13I've found that a decent indicator of a good woman is whether or not she has at least one close girlfriend, and how she talks about that girlfriend and other girlfriends. There are exceptions of course, but if you are already wondering if it's you or her that has a problem and she is negatively critical of her girl friends and has no close single girlfriend (or who she considers her close girlfriend changes each week), it's probably not you.
- obliviousfool, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11Crazy women are the best in bed. There's nothing like a little crazy to bring out a woman's sex drive.
- Rooster99, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Not that I don't agree with you theakolyte, but on the other hand, in todays world we have weapons that can wipe an entire city completely off the map and machines that transport them so fast that it more than breaks the sound barrier many times over. Thats pretty weird when you compare.
- Solis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9I'm doing just that as a nice little experiment. An experiment and possibly more (if I'm really lucky)!
- Rooster99, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7In other words, if she is a bitch when it comes to her close friends, its probably because she is a bitch right to the bone. Totally agree with you there.
- smackywentz, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8@ariastar
Have you met my friend Lloyd? - aussieNickuss, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7For some reason, I was reading this in a Dr. Cox voice and manner.
- morriscat, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Call me.
- Gatesophile, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6@s0nicfreak
not as far as I know... - nreynolds, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6but it's so mysterious... what could that website POSSIBLY offer except real financial help. For REAL!!
- Antiphobe, on 10/11/2007, -6/+12They DO, and silently laugh at the bachelor party the guys think they are having. Just cause they don't make feminist comments does not mean they don't exist.
- eightyd, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7this would be great as a template, for all of us guys involved, or who have been involved in crazy relationships. as in-
Hi there, I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. My name is [ ], I live in [ ] , I’m [ ] years old, fairly well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I’m told I’m fairly good looking, but I’ll let you be the judge... - swavalier711, on 10/11/2007, -3/+9I feel bad for this guy. Anyone else feel bad for this guy? No? Stupid sensible digg.
- norman619, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Someone shoud place this ad on craigslist. The replies woudl be awsome!
- geoffpado, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5@Scagli3tti: I think digg is going to need a new law, similar to Godwin's Law, about referencing xkcd in comment threads.
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