- muxaulo, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4um yea, not that there's anything wrong with that.
- 40yrOldVirgin, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Yes there is. If I'm gonna be touched by a non-gay guy and stomp around train models, I expect flowers and follow-up calls, not just imitation crab meat, which is not even real.
- neuens07, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3Wait... Imitation crab meat isn't real crab?!?
- marlonmunsen, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1no, no... he means there's no such thing as imitation crab meat.
- neuens07, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3Wait... Imitation crab meat isn't real crab?!?
- 40yrOldVirgin, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Yes there is. If I'm gonna be touched by a non-gay guy and stomp around train models, I expect flowers and follow-up calls, not just imitation crab meat, which is not even real.
- ssn697, on 05/07/2008, -0/+4The "Train" jokes are running rampant in my head! Trains, tunnels, cabooses. Too many jokes to choose from!
- LadyDub, on 05/08/2008, -0/+13Dugg for "im not gay. its all HO scale."
- orientis, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1HO scale? eh?
- orientis, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3Can you tell me what HO scale means?
- honkimon, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Google is your friend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HO_scale - doctechnical, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Short answer - it has to do with the size of the model trains.
- honkimon, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Google is your friend:
- GemStar38, on 05/08/2008, -0/+4This is a joke, right?
- mentallyinhell, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1No, just the weirdos online that you never see unless you look for them.
- dimmerswitch, on 05/08/2008, -0/+11At some point in the not so distant future someone will gaze into that hairy bastards eyes and say: 'You had me at jo in my model train room'. Best of luck crazy monster lovin, crab meat man.
- orientis, on 05/08/2008, -0/+3That poor bastard :)
- enignock, on 05/08/2008, -0/+6Can we skip that gay train ***** and get straight to the crab meat?
- Bhima, on 05/08/2008, -0/+10Is this code? Surely a straight man is not really inviting another man to come to his home and masturbate and then stomp the model trains (without breaking anything) and finally to be paid in imitation crab meat...
- itsgotyou, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1I haven't been getting a lot of calls from my usual johns, and I am getting pretty hungry. Ok, I'll do it damn it, gay sex for imitation crab meat.
- mciampa1214, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1This was almost as good as the one with the guy chained to a pole in the tornado (am I remembering that right?)
- neuens07, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1ahh come on... all he wants is a little lovin'... a little monster stomping, train set caring, chest waxing, imitation crab all over their bodies lovin'... but lovin' none the less!
- Mutton, on 05/08/2008, -0/+5"Hey Earl."
"Hey Crabman." - Joshuarr, on 05/08/2008, -0/+4Age 25-70... picky bastard, ain't he?
- mentallyinhell, on 05/08/2008, -0/+4Wonder if anyone will show up just for the crabmeat.
- BlackVincent, on 05/08/2008, -0/+0You have to ask? http://redirx.com/?0jk0
- BlackVincent, on 05/08/2008, -0/+2This guy again? Last week it was deviled eggs and RC cars.
- luke16, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1The imitation meat crab is his wife he killed, he is trying to get rid of the body so he cut it into small peices...
- BeeArePro, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1...pieces, pieces of me..
- suzywang3000, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1yet more evidence that the war on drugs is being lost.
- Conway, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1I feel sorry for his son!
- channelx, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1You had me at "you can stomp around and kick the trains and buildings like a monster..."
The imitation crab meat is just the icing on the cake! - BeeArePro, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1I'm more concerned about the fact that you were on craigslist.. searching for what??
- muncle, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Oddly missing from the description, moustache rides.
- doctechnical, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Imagine his son being a Digger and seeing this ad...
...and then he gets home and sees all the imitation crab meat is gone. He'll never touch his trains again. - BXRWXR, on 05/08/2008, -1/+1OGC - HO style

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