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- aceofsnett, on 10/12/2007, -9/+95Interesting story - I recently zombified my dog, and several squirrels. My squirrel-zombie army is marching on Canada as we speak. They'll never see it coming.
- sockpuppets, on 10/12/2007, -0/+50@nhprm dugg down because not only do you have a myspace account but this is on it
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/Dr_Strangelove_MD/Picture74.jpg - PaulOwen, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29When I saw the title of the site "***** Zombies", I got completely the wrong impression.
That too, is illegal BTW. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27Disclaimer:
If not done exactly according to these instructions, in a controlled environment, this concoction may have adverse side effects including but not limited to:
Drowsiness
Runny Nose
Dry Throat
Light Headache
Uncontrollable urge to eat toads brains
Mass Epidemic, likely to kill you and all humans in the same 400 - 500 km's - orientis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23Hahaha! Hilarious! They could call it Ritalin!
Then when they grow up, just to keep them credulous and slow, feed them more! But call it Prozac! That'll trick them into thinking they're happy! LOL - n0ctem, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Would I get college credit? Because that could be a deal breaker.
- rawdog79, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17I'd rather have winged monkey-men to do my bidding
- v12ogy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14This is so demented.
- neko, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14What do we want?!
Brains!
When do we want it?!
Brains! - vuke69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Sweet. I've finally figured out the long lost missing step...
1) Make about 100 of these zombies.
2) Teach them to use digg.
3) Profit !!!! - drjekelmrhyde, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13I'll rub this on every Woman I meet
- sirbenofwhite, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12i need to get my hands on some of those zombie cucumbers, and make'em into some zombie pickles.... i bet it would work better. ya, it would.
- 3blocks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9This information was all taken from a book called "The Serpent and the Rainbow" by Wade Davis that was published in 1985. It was later adapted into a movie. Though the information in this article isn't entirely correct. There is another documented case of a zombie, a woman by the name of Francina Illeus was discovered in 1979.
- mwmccullough, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Any time you have large doses of MTV the brain ceases to function.
- dreamlayers, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6DMT doesn't cause a catatonic state (except perhaps very high doses might appear that way). It's also not orally active unless you also add a MAOI (monoamine oxidase inhibitor). Also, this talks about rubbing the potion on skin, not eating it. (smackhero, are you on too much smack or something ;)
- lostboy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"When I saw the title of the site "***** Zombies", I got completely the wrong impression.
That too, is illegal BTW."
not if the zombie consents. in zombie i think that is something like:
graaaaraharaaaah ahhhgraaa
roughly translated: Take me now! - smackhero, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9and inaccurate. this person obviously has no background in pharmacology and has a poor understanding of the substances he talks about. ingesting DMT would likely put a person in a catatonic state for 15-20 minutes, afterwhich the effects would wear off completely. a hypnotic/anti-psychotic combo would be better. and you'd need a really weak-minded person.
- ThyGuy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8You know, this would be very awesome on children, not the putting them in the coma, but the mind control drugs. Tired of your kid whining, make them a zombie and let all the other parents get jealous about how behaved your son/daughter appears... and quiet... almost mindless. XD
- xniL, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Tetrodotoxin!! That's what I was missing...man, this whole time I thought it was octodotoxin.
No wonder my zombies weren't working. - D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"All I'm saying is you put eerie and zombie in the title and I don't want to do it"
"Eerie Zombie Kevin" - everfalling, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6what does a vegetarian zombie say?
grains! graaaaaaiiins!!!! - orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Another example of a errors in the article: DMT isn't a bufotoxin, it's a tryptamine like psilocybin. Di-Methyl-Tryptamine.
- orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Datura just made me want to rip my own throat out, as that was a viable alternative to breathing glass. I really wouldn't recommend anyone try Datura.
- cptn_cardboard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4@3blocks
how does that make it real? - unknownsoldierX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I've been wondering something for a few weeks now.
There was a well known movie where, during filming (so they claim), a member of the crew became a Zombie and went missing for a month or something. I think it was an Assistant Director.
The story goes, that the tribe they were filming with poisoned him. He reappeared in California some time later, with no memory of what happened. - hyperstation, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6It's funny someone took the time to write this.
- zombiedepot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3It's not real, I've read the real formula for "zombies" is said to be a secret of bokors (the "zombie masters" people who practice voodoo for money) in Haiti.
And Bufotoad venom is similar to DMT, and Datura is very poisonous. If the Datura doesn't kill you (and all of your braincells), the rapid heartbeat from the buffotenin in combination with puffer fish poisoning probably will. Very responsible of you to advertise it as legal and easy. - shosterman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"My squirrel-zombie army is marching on Canada as we speak. They'll never see it coming."
Go for the eyes, Boo, GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAAAAAAAAURGH!!! - UltimaNut, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3So *thats* how Rob keeps his band together!
- Talus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Kevin and Alex will be covering this for sure...remember Zombie Dogs?
- charlietuna, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2This will surely lead to a related entry on The Smoking Gun.. man found with zombie "love slave" in pit.
- orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2That's a Wes Craven movie. Very good one too.
- DiggityDugged, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2the thing that most bothers me is how informed diggers are on hard core pharmaceutical and not pharmaceutical drugs.
- binarybandit92, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"you will have to digg him up quickly"
quick everyone - orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I don't think it would be possible to use DMT in concert with brainwashing to produce a specific effect. The effects are too powerful and the archetype shines through frequently. It's hard to believe the words of your programmer if the sentience goblines are telling you otherwise.
- jumanous, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Am I the only person bothered by how easy this would be to misused... they might as well put an article "date rape drug... cheap and easy... no skilled moves, just rub her arm". Bit of a worry really. The only conciliation I have is, digg users have attention spans of 20 seconds, so meh.
- teddyrux, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3@ acesofsnett
"http://www.zombo.com
Welcome to Zombo Com!"
15 monitors with sound in a computer lab. Just imagine the glory. - JamesWilson, on 10/12/2007, -5/+6http://www.zombo.com
Welcome to Zombo Com! - Lokix, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5Any volunteers for my zombie army?
- smackhero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i dunno about Tetrodotoxin, but Tropane Alkaloids are anticholinergics which are deliriants. not much use for mind-control--your zombie will be too busy talking to people who aren't there. and considering that they severely impair one's short-term memory (get up to do something but forget what you were gonna do by the time u get up), it would be pretty hard for your zombie to carry out your commands.
secondly, DMT has to be smoked to have any effects (unless taken with an MAOI), and it only lasts for about 10-15 minutes (though the person may experience this period of time as being 2-3 days). it's a tryptamine so while it could potentially be used for brainwashing on very weak-minded subjects, it would require elaborately staged conditions and take a minimal of several weeks for general personality changes (and still wouldn't likely work on most people).
personally, i think the best combination would be a strong anti-psychotic (ever seen a person in a chemical strait-jacket?) and pick your victims from the church of scientology... - Trogdor420, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wade Davis is one of my true personal heroes. I highly recommend you read "One River". It is one part autobiography, and one part biography of his mentor, Richard E. Schultes. A must read for anyone interested in ethnobotany or ethnopharmacology.
- erkokite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This would make an excellent children's science kit.
- counterstriker, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2creepy
- HolyCrapYo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Quick, someone call S.T.A.R.S.
- giantAppleCore, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I'm a scientist, and I discovered the secret of flight, just eat leaves from 31 different plants (You have to buy my book for me to tell you though) and you'll be given the gift of flight!!
Don't believe everything you read. - aroundtown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I have personal method which is always successful. Purchase 3 bottles of 40oz Olde English and drink them all in 1 hour.
- WhiteIce89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"...once your victim is buried, you'll have to digg him up with in 8 hours..."
Digg him up?? I didn't know zombies post articles on this site :D. - Crazychipmunk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Haven't you ever read the zombie survival guide?!?!?! (look for it on wiki, links are killing me) It tells you that these zombies are not real zombies because they breathe, listen to basic commands, and react to being physically attacked! They are indeed voodoo zombies, but no, not real zombies.
- 12man, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1ROTFLMAOTID
- smackhero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1the article just makes it seem like a good idea/easy. it doesn't really provide accurate information and if one were too try it the results would be very disappointing. deleriants and tryptamines would likely make the subject very eradic and hard to control. if you want to make a subject docile and obediant, anti-psychotics used for chemical strait-jackets really do cause people to mimic the behavior of "zombies". that is why they are so often used in mental wards. if your object is to control the subject, then putting them in a hypnogogic/hypnopompic state in-between sleep and wakefulness is optimal.
as for being worried about people trying out the proposed method in the article--i think someone capable of committing such an unethical act and with the actual desire to do so is dangerous to society whether this info is out there or not. the impediment to do harm to another human being is not inability, but rather moral restraint. a sociopath won't be any more or less dangerous for reading the article. -
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