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- keyboardduder, on 10/10/2007, -6/+195I thought the parents were gonna have sex in front of the kid and his friend. Now that would be a lesson well learned LOL!
- aroq, on 10/10/2007, -16/+126The dialogue is straight out of a crappy b-movie. No fourteen year old boy talks like that. High-fiving over condoms? Fake.
- FRANKeB, on 10/10/2007, -3/+109You mean I've been using those things as...what the..
- mywhitenoise, on 10/10/2007, -1/+84That would be traumatic for the son, not for his friend.
- muffins, on 10/10/2007, -16/+90Am I the only one who didn't even smirk? I don't know whats so hilarious about this. Seems more like mom and dad wanted to find something to do.
- Akaji, on 10/10/2007, -6/+75I assumed this was going to be a lecture on how to give your kid five across the face, but this is infinitely better...
- KingBabi, on 10/10/2007, -1/+69For the regular digger, they're for handling mint condition comic books.
- StarManta, on 10/10/2007, -4/+67So in 5 years when your son has a fear of condoms and knocks some bitch up.....
- midiwhale, on 10/10/2007, -6/+67Made me smile....
Rare that grown ups win... - satx, on 10/10/2007, -8/+60Holy *****, what dumb ass kids. You can bet I wasn't as obnoxious at their age.
- Vicujozobenaxod, on 10/10/2007, -0/+51Finger cots. They protect the fingers if you are working with stuff you need to protect. Ex. you have a cut on your finger and you work in a kitchen. Kid didn't know the difference.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -14/+63Brilliant find. I've got face ache, haven't laughed that hard for a while!
- loconet, on 10/10/2007, -3/+42I think that the kid being a smart-ass is the last thing she should worry about (unless she's ok with it). It seems like her son and "Julio" spend an uncomfortably long time very close to each other. Huddles? invited to family talks? Walks?
It is clear why your son is never alone with a girl, he spends his time with Julio! - cozamonkey, on 10/10/2007, -8/+46so... what ARE those things anyway?
- cactus476, on 10/10/2007, -9/+47Umm, that wasn't funny.
- kyleforeman, on 10/10/2007, -14/+51LOL "Did you get these from the Asian store?"
- Al3x, on 10/10/2007, -2/+36Am I the only one who read it, "I've got face acne" ??
I was like what the hell? - ramong, on 10/10/2007, -7/+39Nice one, Mom wins one (finally)
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+32What do you mean those are the small ones?
- RMoore08, on 10/10/2007, -4/+35"You can bet I wasn't as obnoxious at their age"
We all say that. But we all know its not true too. =) - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+31What they should have done is start discussing how they know that he and his friend were homosexual and when they protested keep pretending that you believe they are.
- terminal157, on 10/10/2007, -11/+39Absolutely yes. Either complete fiction or completely fictionalized. The dialogue isn't even close to believable.
- Soave, on 10/10/2007, -3/+30I didn't think it was all that funny either. The mom seemed like she was trying to be a badass or something.
- fasda, on 10/10/2007, -1/+26something to keep watch parts clean while handling
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pmwf.com/Watches/WatchTools/GeneralWatchTools/NewWatchToolsJuly2002Pic4.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.pmwf.com/Watches/WatchTools/GeneralWatchTools/NewWatchToolsJuly2002Pic4.htm&h=600&w=800&sz=40&hl=en&start=30&um=1&tbnid=h_9rOVi02tNsoM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfinger%2Bcots%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN - cmw72, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22"So the man starts by entering, or mounting his good lady wife in the standard way. The penis is now as you will observe more or less fully erect. There we are. Ah that's better. Now... "
- snypa, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21Or for typing on the new Mac keyboard.
- drachemorder, on 10/10/2007, -8/+27Mom 1, kids 0. God job, mom :)
- canewediggit, on 10/10/2007, -2/+21dear digg staff - why has this guy not been banned yet?
- loconet, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17Not that there is anything wrong with that......
- gingerbreadcat, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19I think it's been a while since you've heard these types of 14 year olds.
- Soave, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18There's no way a 14 year old kid actually said that.
- tommyredcoat, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17sunscreen ftw?
- Mearn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Your mom browses Digg?
- familynight, on 10/10/2007, -5/+20does having children make any story about parenthood funny? am i missing widespread sarcasm?
this story is lame, mad about you lame. doesn't anybody notice this? i feel like i'm taking crazy pills. - DooM, on 10/10/2007, -3/+18THANK YOU - I thought I was the only one sitting here thinking A) Not funny, B) No wonder that kid is awful with a mom that is THAT obnoxious.
- terminal157, on 10/10/2007, -9/+23If that was even remotely believable, I would say she was a bad mother. Getting that upset over a stupid joke, repeatedly, suggests emotional imbalance. The first time, having fallen for it, I can see being irked. Beyond that, when you know it's a joke? Give me a break.
- Phyltre, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15You ever played on Xbox Live?
- eecrown, on 10/10/2007, -6/+20Were you born without a sense of humor or did you have it surgically removed?
- a1532b, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Finger cots. They roll onto your fingers so if you're working with jewelry or other high polish things you don't leave fingerprints. Well, that's what they look like at least.
- kiduk, on 10/10/2007, -2/+15She could've made that a lot funnier, and I didn't need to hear about her pissing herself,
- pataylor1965, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13I'm the mother of a teenage son, so I thought maybe I could relate to this, but I didn't laugh either. I guess my son is not that obnoxious, so I can't relate. ...And he certainly wouldn't "shriek like a little girl" at the site of finger condoms.
- gingerbreadcat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13You "thanked him for his strictness" and yet it messed you up to the point where you won't have kids because you think the only way to deal with them is to beat the crap out of them? Hon, that is just not right. :(
- josho2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14does you fail english? unpossible.
- funkymonkey68, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14Guess who's parents are going to the crappy rest home.
- moonbats, on 10/10/2007, -3/+14I believe that a "smart-ass teenage sun" needs to spend more time in school and less time on digg. Either that or you are a gaseous cloud.
- Jedimonkey27, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Wow, I can't believe someone could miss that one so completely. You think you are so smart don't you? Wow. "Sarcasm", "jokes", "humor", look those words up.
- jtb4, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12I'd hit it
- Kr4t05, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Yes, they are finger cots. We had a bunch of these at work at one point. They were this ungodly shade of blue that made me bestow them the fond title of "Smurf Rubbers."
Props to the writer for dealing with your kid's immaturity in a way that is both amusing and just. Dugg. - rcomegys, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Wow, did you read the story? First off, they weren't condoms, but finger cots, which look a lot like condoms, only big enough for your fingers. Second, he's 14, which means he's probably never seen a condom before, and thought it was all gross. He likes the idea about joking about sex, but if a hot chick barged into his room and started undressing, he'd probably ***** his pants. Same with the condoms... it was too "real" for him, he stopped laughing and got upset, which is why it's funny.
- Frostbone, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10ROFL !!
I would've imagined him saying "is that your size, daddy?" and the score will never be 1-0 again -
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