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- sockpuppets, on 07/10/2009, -3/+122Are you wealthy? -> Yes -> I'd love to date you.
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Let's be friends. - rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -1/+87"So if he says he’s 5'8", that may mean closer to 5'4"."
So just what the ***** am I supposed to do if I really am 5'8"? Say I'm 6'? ***** short people ruin it for everyone. - Jeepinator, on 07/10/2009, -1/+84Wow this article is unsurprisingly incredibly ignorant. One of many available examples: "And living with roommates? Don’t be surprised if Mom and Dad collect the rent." Living with roommates cuts costs drastically. This man is smart. Who the ***** does the author of this think she is? I'd be willing to bet she's never been in a relationship no longer than 6 months at any time in her life because she is such a bitch.
- ennuisquared, on 07/10/2009, -3/+83No way. They're just looking at salary range.
- j035u5, on 07/10/2009, -2/+78I don't want any women as retarded as this.
- motivatedguy, on 07/10/2009, -8/+79FTA: When a man writes that he’s patient enough for shopping, “that’s a good thing,” says Stanger. “He’s saying he’s a man.”
Ummm, so let's just do what the ***** chick wants to do? I like to call that being pussy whipped. I suppose I should carry the shopping bags while you carry my credit card. This is why most women are so ***** retarded when it comes to relationships. They believe this ***** like a right-winger believes in intelligent design and left-wingers believe in climate change. - ZimbuTheMonkey, on 07/10/2009, -3/+67“If he’s photographed with five guys drinking beer or holding a drink, this can be an indication that he likes to party a lot,”
Uh... A photograph of a man having a beer is an indication of that?
Article should be titled: "How to be a judgmental bitch". - ssquared22, on 07/10/2009, -4/+63Dating experts and a scientist? What a waste of money. If a dude is online, he's trying to get laid fast.
- Bloodwine, on 07/10/2009, -3/+50How Men Decode Women's Online Dating Profiles
if she has one or more children she will easily put out
if she describes herself as a free-thinking explorer seeking excitement then she will easily put out
otherwise she will put out but pretend that she is innocent and not usually like that - VisualRhetoric, on 07/10/2009, -1/+45So we can reverse engineer our approach and get more chicks!
- whatthefu, on 07/10/2009, -0/+42I really like you and you're a great guy, but...I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now.
- Kronos6948, on 07/10/2009, -0/+40Here's proof FTA:
What does it mean if he doesn’t refer to his occupation? “Most men who are proud of their success and employment accomplishments will say something about their occupation in their profile,” says Daniels. “If they don't, you should be wary.” If you’re seeking a husband who will be the main breadwinner, “don’t waste your time with the man who works five jobs,” says Stanger. “He can’t pay for pizza.”
A man working 5 jobs is a man nonetheless. He's still making a living. Just because you can't stuff a few extra slices of pizza down your fat womany throat doesn't mean he doesn't care for you and won't try. At least prostitutes don't lie about why they're with men. They're there to get the money. - nepidae, on 07/10/2009, -0/+39Seriously, one roommate is worth thousands of dollars a year in extra cash.
- Takfam, on 07/10/2009, -0/+39Any article that takes the lady from "Millionaire Matchmaker" as an authority on ANY subject (other than gold digging whores and their behaviors) is not credible in my book.
Whatever happened to "Hey, we like a lot of the same things! We should talk a little, then go out and see if there's any chemistry here."? Why does everything with middle aged women have to be a goddamned crack the {insert subject here} code? - inactive, on 07/10/2009, -3/+42Women sift profile info for:
Rich
Rich
Looks like Brad Pitt
Desperate (so when the guy finds out the girl is actually 500 pounds and psychotic, as if any woman isn't, he doesn't run)
One exception:
Single mothers, they will take anything - deweyhewson, on 07/10/2009, -0/+38“If he’s photographed with five guys drinking beer or holding a drink, this can be an indication that he likes to party a lot,”
Wow, nothing gets by these women, does it?
As a side note let me make an analysis of my own: I suspect the fact that these women have to analyze every minutia of detail may be a good reason why they're single in the first place. - Schweppesale, on 07/10/2009, -3/+40"does he work 5 jobs? He probably can't afford pizza". Yea, ok bitch.
Kind of makes you question this whole equality ***** when women are this ***** dependent on the income someone else.
If he works 5 jobs then that means he's ambitious and busting his ass to make rent. I guess that makes him less of a man though, you stupid bitch. Get a job and be your own F--ckin "breadwinner". - sporkman, on 07/10/2009, -1/+36So, what this article tells us is that women think that men always lie.
- babyheadout, on 07/10/2009, -0/+35That's why I wrote 5 different craigslist personal ads when I was playing the field in my mid-20s, knowing that each one would appeal to different types of women.
Ad #1: The Questions. As women magazines show, chicks love questions/surveys. I had as much as 43 relationship-related questions.
Ad #2: The 1500 word minimum ad. Those women kept complementing my so-called 'depth'
Ad #3: The Favorites. Similar to Ad #1, and appeals to those who like lists. Some I would list include favorite chocolate, favorite beach, favorite sex position, favorite foreplay move, favorite place to get lost in San Francisco, & favorite relationship simple pleasure.
Ad #4: Song lyric. Quick and easy to put up on CL. The more obscure the lyric, the more responses I got (which wasn't a lot).
Ad #5: The Brutally Honest ad. A frank variation of Ad #2. What I was REALLY looking for deep down.
Ad#1 got the most responses (usually 15 in the the first 24 hours) while Ad #4 had the least.
Ad#2 got the second most, but those can be demanding because the woman would reply with an equally wordy email, which would then set a precedent. - mrgeekguy, on 07/10/2009, -2/+35I just put in my profile that I am rich and have a huge wiener. I get plenty of dates.....no second dates for some reason.......
- RainyDayNinja, on 07/10/2009, -0/+29It says you're too cool for girls. Way too cool.
- deweyhewson, on 07/10/2009, -0/+29Or just be glad you'll be ignored by judgmental nagging women like the ones who follow these types of articles.
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -2/+30With varying degrees of skill and reluctance.
- nepidae, on 07/10/2009, -2/+29Lying to get some pussy is being a man.
- WarnerK, on 07/10/2009, -0/+27I envy your scientific approach to dating.
- LokitheComplex, on 07/10/2009, -1/+27So you're 5'4"
- Cerebron, on 07/10/2009, -1/+25What does it say when I wear my Green Hornet mask in the picture?
- pathouston22, on 07/10/2009, -0/+24As a guy who's read through dating profiles of 20s women...
1. They all love to laugh.
2. They all love music
3. They all love hanging out with friends
4. They all love to travel
5. They all love to do things outside, but occasionally cuddle up and watch a movie
Basically, 95% of women in their 20s out there have no substance to their life. - FTWmovin2canada, on 07/10/2009, -0/+23It's called making enough money to comfortably afford your own place and not have to put up with the ***** that comes along with roommates.
- bannor78, on 07/10/2009, -3/+24ah that is the point ....
probably need to wait until the second date for that one though - rocknog, on 07/10/2009, -0/+20Those women must have a strange perception of the world - apparently we live in a world where, for some bizarre reason, there are no men between the heights of 5'4" and 6'.
- foofightrs777, on 07/10/2009, -3/+22Be attractive.
Don't be unattractive. - VisualRhetoric, on 07/10/2009, -0/+16It was your lack of bladder control?
- nosecohn, on 07/10/2009, -0/+15The author of the article seems to believe that men stretch the truth in similar ways and with equivalent frequency as women in dating situations. My experience differs.
- mjk340, on 07/10/2009, -0/+14It doesn't matter how the girl decodes your profile, she will end up choosing the biggest douchbag she can find as her long term partner. Someone that can talk down to her, make her feel inadequate, and occasionally beat her so she can spend the night crying on the shoulder of some guy she really connects with but has no sexual attraction to.
- rixbad, on 07/10/2009, -0/+12What this says to me is, not wealthy, not young, not attractive, get used to being alone.
Surely not every woman is as shallow as the author, are they? - cmaxster, on 07/10/2009, -0/+12It's cuz women who read magazines like Elle want guys who don't need to save money on rent, in fact most women do anyway, a lot of this article keeps leading back to money and success. Instinct is something that's hard to sway unfortunately..
But yeah, this article is pretty ignorant.. I'm sure there's tons of wealthy guys who just want a room-mate for the simple social bonus of having a buddy around to chat with. Living alone can suck. - jordantneff, on 07/10/2009, -1/+13Bitches look into things way too much, it pisses me off
- commyostrich, on 07/10/2009, -0/+11I'm impressed at your ability to make a flow chart using only text. Well done.
- DouglasScott, on 07/10/2009, -0/+11I am 5'4". On one online dating site there were around 8,000 women in my area. Three would accept men my hight. Two of these were clearly some kind of bot that would accept any man from 8' to 3'. There was one woman in a city 40 miles away that would tolerate men as short as 5'4". But you know what? She seemed real boring.
So I guess my options are to lie or not join such sites. I choose to not join. - nosecohn, on 07/10/2009, -0/+11This female-authored article is cancelled out by the following, which I find to be far more in line with my experience:
http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_100/141_dat ... - angers, on 07/10/2009, -2/+13honestly though. I'll admit that she's wrong on a lot of points...
but I kind of agree with her on this. for example, if I see you in a poor neighborhood, and you are wearing torn jeans/tshirts. how can I *not* think you are poor? yeah, there's a chance maybe you have a lot of money. but the ODDS are that you are poor.
so if you choose a picture of yourself drinking. sure, maybe it's your only picture, and like I said, there's a chance that you may not be what you show. but judgmental or not, there odds are you like to party.
just like I might assume that you are an intelligent person because you read Dilbert, since your nickname is Zimbu the monkey. it's all about the odds man. - JesseJ, on 07/10/2009, -0/+10I want to see the article that takes a deep plunge into womens dating profiles. Women are much better liars. It's starts with the push up bras and the makeup.
- stanleyford, on 07/10/2009, -2/+12Why is it that, on a site predominantly populated by men, most relationship articles which make the front page are addressed to women?
- ATL, on 07/11/2009, -0/+10...yeah and then you see the bitch with some douchebag a week later
- inactive, on 07/10/2009, -3/+13Have wang, will travel.
- sravll, on 07/10/2009, -1/+10Sounds like you are the one with the wet shoulder. Move on.
- ThisIsSkynet, on 07/10/2009, -0/+9***** yeah! We're pioneers.
- BooksSmart, on 07/11/2009, -0/+9“If he’s photographed with five guys drinking beer or holding a drink, this can be an indication that he likes to party a lot,”
No ***** Sherlock. - poodlepoodle, on 07/11/2009, -0/+9I used to date online.
I was very successful in finding people I'd want to spend time with. Be honest, open and the rest pretty much follows from there. If they're an ***** -- that's they're fault not yours, you don't have to go on a second date with them. Also, I found it useful to be very honest about what I did in my spare time, my love of bad TV, science fiction, etc. That way you know what you're getting into. Yes I like to shop and to wear pretty clothing every now and then but I'm pretty sure the menfolk like to see me dress up that way from time to time.
Men: don't lie. If your pic is ten years old and 50 lbs ago people like me wonder what else you're not telling the whole truth about. Also, if I woman isn't married by 35 that's a leading indicator. The market IS efficient, if we haven't been taken up by then -- there is something wrong with us (you'd at least expect the first rounds of divorce by then).
Women: stop being so damned picky. Jesus. If they're a little chubby/short/bald so what. In a few years you will be wrinkled and fat, let's just call it a draw.
I'm married now and have been for years, but I dated anyone and anything. Fat, black, short, underemployed. Honestly you never know just who you'll click with. I'm probably a lot better looking than my husband. This is OK because he's much more intelligent than I am -- also I will get ugly with age and he'll flat line toward looking distinguished. It is a trade off. -
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