286 Comments
- JonnyTrombone, on 11/13/2007, -22/+564This is A) Terrible and B) Ripped off from http://www.bash.org/?488793
- HighPriest15, on 10/30/2007, -5/+345Real men don't need the cheese wire.
- logicalnoise, on 10/30/2007, -19/+267Did this really just hit the front page? Jesus
- jenel, on 10/30/2007, -13/+253Also: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ma ...
- deuxdood, on 11/02/2007, -13/+221That's not funny. My brother died that way.
- inactive, on 10/30/2007, -4/+156Pussy.
- doctorfungi, on 10/30/2007, -38/+149Really not that funny...
- chucali, on 10/30/2007, -14/+111I'm so doing that after school
- orlyfactor, on 10/30/2007, -5/+90I wish I could draw like that...but I can't - might as well just end it all now.
- PacoDEmu, on 10/30/2007, -3/+85Why wait til after school? Do it during school. Then they can blame it on video games (:
- hoowahman, on 10/30/2007, -3/+58Seriously this wouldn't work you would cut yer head off and be on the floor while the cheese wire is still hanging there with blood n stuff on it. Everyone would be like wtf is his hands glued to his head and he has that cheese wire on the ceiling? Oh yeah he didn't actually pull his own head off but was a pussy instead and cheese wired his head off. They would then call the guy a poser and walk off. Marking inaccurate.
- theghoul, on 10/30/2007, -6/+59The idea is morbid. The context was lol.
- PacoDEmu, on 10/28/2007, -2/+54Of course it is. Everything is racist, silly cracker.
- glxyjones, on 10/29/2007, -4/+51This doesn't work. I'm hanging here, trying it right now and the cheese wire just isn't sharp eno
- brad3378, on 10/24/2007, -1/+44Cheese wire should be banned - or at least regulated.
- ArthurSucks, on 10/30/2007, -10/+46I can't wait to try this!
- mdramige, on 10/30/2007, -3/+37Real men use chainsaws, not cheese wire
- InferiorWang, on 10/29/2007, -1/+33You're not doing it right. Get off digg and glue your hands to your head.
- wild, on 10/25/2007, -4/+35If he has never had a loved one commit, I can see why he is thinking of suicide.
- antitab, on 10/30/2007, -3/+31Dugg for "[animated pic]".
- DrunkenMick, on 10/24/2007, -2/+29Neither is your comment nor your existence. We still allow both. Deal with it.
- johnny222, on 11/11/2007, -0/+27I already said half of it was genius
- moskaudancer, on 10/31/2007, -2/+29He was in Ann Arbor (near where I live) to sign fan copies of the Alphabet of Manliness, but I had to got to work & couldn't go, so I asked my friend who *was* going to take my book, too... When my friend explained to Maddox that I had given him my book to get it signed for me instead of coming myself, instead of writing the standard greeting, he wrote, "Hey, Nick: Thanks for stopping by, you cheap pussy." My friend, and everyone else there, was apparently realy jealous about the personalized tongue-lashing I received in glorious immortal print from Maddox himself... and I still have the book to prove it.
- LBobRife, on 10/30/2007, -0/+26Or you can do it off a bridge. And set up a basketball hoop below so it looks like you were trying to dunk your head.
- logga0, on 10/24/2007, -8/+33This is Hilarious!!!! When did digg users become so serious!?
- inactive, on 10/26/2007, -0/+25You should totally kill yourself and then sue Digg!
- OutThisLife, on 10/24/2007, -0/+23You don't really bump a story on digg.
- gregstrander, on 10/25/2007, -2/+22Got to it before me. I'm glad someone recognized it.
- diktator279, on 10/24/2007, -0/+20Oh come on, if cheese wire has to be regulated, the terrorists have won
- omnisis, on 10/24/2007, -3/+21Mildly amusing yes but hardly front page material...
Perhaps I'm getting too old for this site?!?!? - JEWestbrookJR, on 10/25/2007, -0/+18You're the man. I was just about to come in here and rant and rave about it. The guy having the conversation told us about it in a comment thread and it was the funniest thing in the world when he said it, and he even made us a nice little picture. But cheap rip-off animation version is dumb.
- Kaminky, on 10/24/2007, -5/+21Paint yourself green and wear ripped clothes, you're friends will be convinced you're the hulk.
- TomTruelle, on 10/28/2007, -1/+17***** it, i laughed.
- sexybobo, on 10/30/2007, -0/+15that is why you do it off a roof tied to something on the roof. so it doesn't hang over the side. and just lean forward untill your head comes off then you will plummet to the ground head in hand with wire safely out of site.
- Markpdotcom, on 10/27/2007, -2/+17HA! "I don't think I can be your friend any more!" :D
- inigomntoya, on 10/23/2007, -4/+18And here we are as a society - letting people walk around with deadly weapons! And we simply call them hands... What have we come to!
- johnny222, on 11/11/2007, -0/+14Half the stuff on the internet is genius, and the other half is ripoffs of it.
- flashingcurser, on 10/25/2007, -2/+16For that matter is suicide very manly?
- arjung, on 10/25/2007, -2/+15and the other half is porn.
- robberry, on 10/23/2007, -0/+13Suicide isn't funny. *Jokes* about suicide, however, can be friggin' hysterical. It's called gallows humor, and it's one way we humans deal with life's tragedies.
(Mind you, I wouldn't put this submission into the "friggin' hysterical" category, but I definitely got a couple of chuckles out of it.) - Lanefair, on 10/24/2007, -6/+19That would be even funnier if you did it in a basketball court.
- gnalakalaciath5, on 10/29/2007, -3/+14I see what you did there.
- IHaveIssues, on 10/23/2007, -1/+11Actually I know that, I thought it would be a nice bit of humour for the people that frequent discussion boards but I have failed miserably. I'll go back to my basement room and try to get my mom to make me a hot pocket.
- justinjacobs, on 10/24/2007, -3/+13When did Digg start trying to recreate 4chan by stealing bash.org ideas?
- Puttzy, on 10/30/2007, -0/+10borrow? I would not count on him returning it
- razishaban, on 10/25/2007, -1/+10I threw up reading that! But only once. I buried and blocked you after that.
- cnycompguy, on 10/24/2007, -2/+11'cause...
- cnycompguy, on 10/23/2007, -0/+9just like your comment ... what a coincidence
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