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How NOT to win your Girlfriend back! [Pic]

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Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 11, 2009

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  • Cryptopsy, on 07/11/2009, -7/+1139wow. good stalking skills.
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -6/+1018It's still better than my usual method: getting drunk and then calling her at 2:30 AM asking her to meet me somewhere.
  • twishart, on 07/10/2009, -3/+803The effort put into the 3D header really screams 'Baby, I'm sorry...'.
  • pustulio, on 07/11/2009, -5/+758She didn't have a collar so I kept her.
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -30/+659Here's what I've found about her...

    myspace: http://www.myspace.com/uncleroro
    facebook: http://www.facebook.com/people/Rose-Swartz/5055564 ...
    flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/roseswartz/
    ad listing as a massage therapist: http://info.diha.org/resources/massage-school-ther ...

    I can see why she dumped him and turned lesbian, this dude is a moron. Also yes I'm the same person who posted this information on Reddit.
  • rob2687, on 07/11/2009, -7/+540That's kind of creepy.
  • CarStan, on 07/11/2009, -1/+482no bloodtype?
    i'm dissapointed, man
  • maxer64, on 07/11/2009, -2/+414I.. can't tell if this is legit or not.. and that scares me.
  • lostgirlfriend, on 07/11/2009, -10/+337I am the lost girlfriend. And I'd like to say something:

    1. SHE is my GIRLFRIEND not my boyfriend. Yes. I am a big *****. Thanks for pointing that out.

    2. Please stay away from my facebook, myspace, flickr, twitter, whatever. Also please stop texting me. You are all creepy.

    3. That other info with my name on it is not mine, it must belong to some other Rose Swartz, so please do not stalk her too.

    4. I have a knife.

    Thanks
    Rose
  • Auraness, on 07/11/2009, -16/+339I actually thought this was kind of cute.
  • shuffler42, on 07/11/2009, -17/+340Digg Community, it is our duty to email, call, or show up at her residence to inform her that this guy is looking for her. They must be reunited!
  • falstaff, on 07/11/2009, -2/+308"Baby, without you, I've lost all sense of depth perception."
  • ltchimpo, on 07/11/2009, -2/+300For real? *****, never dump a geek.
  • faizal5k, on 07/11/2009, -13/+299Last seen in the kitchen.
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  • jaaames, on 07/11/2009, -1/+246Standing in front of someone's house ≠ stalking. It's utilizing the public sidewalk on the other side of the street, with a pair of binoculars.
  • Megadeth222, on 07/11/2009, -2/+233lmaooo you guuuuys, you crack me up...

    The address is to the national archives in Chicago
    The phone number is some random hotel i found online
    The ssn i made up (some people say it validated to florida, im pretty surprised, i guess i got lucky)
    i made up the birthday but it does make her 24
    chose generic american names for the parents.

    OH but i did find out her blood type is B positive.
  • frenchaccent, on 07/11/2009, -2/+227Nice try. That social security number validates, but it doesn't seem to match the other details you've listed. ssnvalidator.com says it's been issued in Florida, and approximately around 1994.
  • Donotsurf, on 07/11/2009, -4/+222Upload pics of yourself or it didn't happen.

    P.S. What kind of knife?
  • bigteebo, on 07/11/2009, -8/+207You sir, win 2 internets.
  • Ernie5394, on 07/11/2009, -2/+192It needs glitter.
  • 42Vindictive, on 07/11/2009, -2/+183GIRL = Guy in real life
  • jemka, on 07/11/2009, -3/+172You skipped the get a girlfriend part.
  • rusty11, on 07/11/2009, -2/+166She found us!
  • lensman00, on 07/11/2009, -1/+157This is an extreme case, but Flickr is the home of "I took pictures of myself every day for the past year and posted them on the internet, but if you link to or comment on them you are creepy".

    Flickr should be a little more up front about asking their users to consider that their public pictures might be viewed by, like, the public.
  • Princeamor, on 07/11/2009, -4/+143I sent a txt message: Hello Rose Swartz... We think you should give your ex boyfriend another chance... _the internet

    and received: Thanks stalker. But she is my girlfriend

    I guess either they got back together or she is with another guy... :S
  • jetboyterp, on 07/11/2009, -7/+143Ahh, the late night drunk call to the ex...

  • scotchw, on 07/11/2009, -0/+135It's pretty much the best drawing I've ever done
  • matty348, on 07/11/2009, -0/+129he said it works great with YOUR girlfriend
  • gl77, on 07/11/2009, -6/+128***** or it didnt happen..........wait........i messed it up.

    ***** or GTFO.

  • Myztry, on 07/11/2009, -3/+115Hmmm. Yes. Sometimes I wish phones had breathalyser locks...
  • aerosteelzero, on 07/11/2009, -2/+112Effort
  • AsianVoodoo, on 07/11/2009, -4/+112I doubt it.
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -2/+104WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE
  • Tiptup300, on 07/11/2009, -7/+105Yeah, knifes are pretty rare to come by.
  • undercoverDrunk, on 07/11/2009, -5/+95That method works great with your girlfriend.

    Trust me.
  • sgtSlack, on 07/11/2009, -9/+98Emo kid needs to go listen to some depressing music to cheer himself up.
  • Issius, on 07/11/2009, -1/+89Agreed. Knives are a lot easier though so maybe she has some of those.
  • mattyboy555, on 07/11/2009, -5/+91Your stalking skills are remarkable
  • TTTrouble, on 07/11/2009, -1/+85Well, I checked my own SSN, and as it turns out, if you immigrate, the SSN validator gives the date issued, not the date the person was born. Therfore if her parents moved here, it could still be correct, as mine was 5 years off my birthdate.

    Damn, ***** creeps we be.
  • CoreyTamas, on 07/11/2009, -4/+87...Cause the nerd who put the sign up hasn't made her life unpleasant enough as it is, you have to post all this about her on Digg.

    Jesus, man. What did she ever do to you?
  • Mpwns, on 07/11/2009, -0/+78damn digg you scary!
  • kristin364, on 07/11/2009, -7/+85I'm a girl and I thought it was kind of cute, too.
  • inactive, on 07/11/2009, -4/+81More info from what I found:

    last.fm profile: http://www.last.fm/user/Rosamomma

    photobucket account: http://s156.photobucket.com/albums/t10/rosamomma/

    MORE INFO FROM /r/eddit user RETIREDREDDIT:

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/125074 ...

    "Jen Pagonis, 22, and Rose Swartz, 24, of Rogers Park are working the creative angle. For rally tickets, Pagonis, an Apple computer specialist, and Swartz, a licensed massage therapist, will come to your home to fix your computer, provide a massage, or both."

    * edit- more pics of rose: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jenandi/sets/72157617 ...
    * edit- jen's twitter: http://twitter.com/pidgejen
    * edit- rose's twitter: http://twitter.com/RosieToasty
    * edit- updated pic of the jen, the one that made the poster http://twitpic.com/5yi9e
    * edit- Go figure, Jen's a Digg user: http://digg.com/users/pidgejen

    This explains a lot: * http://www.sjwinfo.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2122

    "A little background. I am 22 years old, live in chicago, and have been raised as a "woman". I found out I was actually intersexed when I was 18, during my first year at University. I retrieved my medical records from the hospital, and found out my diagnosis: I have XY chromosomes and was diagnosed as a 46 XY male pseudohermaphrodite."


  • Sherman901, on 07/11/2009, -4/+80@bigteebo

    Whatever helps you sleep at night...
  • 4answer2, on 07/11/2009, -2/+76Nice data collection skillz.

    What should creep people out, is that people post their personal details online.
  • NaturalCauzes, on 07/11/2009, -2/+73Dugg for "huge reward!"
  • rolfeman02, on 07/11/2009, -2/+71Yea, please stop calling her that late, it wakes me up
  • alanmanquero, on 07/11/2009, -1/+70i think judging by what i see it might be another with another girl.....
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