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- PatrickFisher, on 10/12/2007, -11/+217What is this "shower" thing anyways?
- mgainor, on 10/12/2007, -24/+141So stupid email forwards from the 90s are worth posting now?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+111How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. - tidu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+109I can never admire my shampoo mohawk because the mirror is fogged up...
- Llanowar, on 10/12/2007, -9/+102@PatrickFisher
It's a rumor, I've heard Microsoft is working on it... - 405994, on 10/12/2007, -4/+78Best part: "towel the size of small country"
- marnaq, on 10/12/2007, -3/+72I like to implement different sorting algoritms on the mirror.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+69Obviously been a long time since you last took a shower then!
- milkmage, on 10/12/2007, -2/+67...
i pee before i wash my hair - marked as innacurate. - adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -0/+49I feel this article could have really hit it home with a video of a woman in the shower showing us how this is all done.
- Brereton55, on 10/12/2007, -7/+53Lol the guys part is so true
- drakethegreat, on 10/12/2007, -3/+48I remember a conversation with a few guys and girls about how guys blow their nose in the shower and the girls thought it was gross. I refrained from even mentioning a lot of guys have no problem pissing it either.
- abid786, on 10/12/2007, -9/+48Pee. lol
- Llanowar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40I'm so happy I'm not you.
Lighten up a bit... - adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37You can't do a shampoo mohawk with out singing a 80's power rock ballad
- jblade, on 10/12/2007, -6/+40No digg without a NSFW video
- Onikun, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34Your mom doesn't count buddy,
- CanceledCzech, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32I'd love to "study" women showering.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+31Who the hell doesn't piss in the shower!
- Domiko, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27Scent-namers get paid by the word, see.
- inquebiss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27I just try to pee in the toilet from the shower. Got to arc it just right . . .
- clark24, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27boo-hoo!
Now go wash yourself with jaffa cake body wash. - shitthisfook, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Instead of 'admiring' my weiner size, I... I ...
*runs away crying* - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -19/+45http://www.duggmirror.com
- CanceledCzech, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26'Woo-woo'.
- NielsT, on 10/12/2007, -5/+30@milambyr
I did not know that as I strip cross-domain referers, my apologies to the original commenter.
Douche, yes that's what we call it in Holland ;-) - betona, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23Floating on the net? I'm pretty sure I have a type-written version in a file that was either shared via xerox or maybe faxed around 20+ years ago.
Yeah, we used to send jokes via fax back in the day. - anymir, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25Thank you for telling us that you buried this article. It really means a lot to me.
- Wuffles, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25Chill. I'm female and no way offended. ;)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -10/+31I agree with some of this, but the most important thing a man can do is remember the three S's. The three S's go in this order.... *****, Shower, Shave. After taking a crap, the shower negates the smell in the bathroom, then after the shower it makes your facial hair easier to mow down. Thats how it's done. Men, don't forget your three S's. It's the key to life :D
- Mediocreman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Tell me about it. I get a hard on when it rains now.
- IvanB, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20I feel you. When I'm done showering, I always write something on the mirror. And after the mirror is cooled up, you can still read it and the mirror is really dirty. :o
- darkamster07, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19did you read all of the products the females are using!?
women: $
men: less $
"I'm not dirty, I'm cost effective!" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Now THAT gets a "FU-KING-EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
- Dustgunner, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20"A male stereotype is funny, BUT NOT A FEMALE ONE - THAT WOULD BE SEXIST."
Go die in a fire. - justanotherdude, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19woo-woo!
- Verdanic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Did that give you an ego boost? I hope so, considering how hard you tried to impress.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Shake wiener at girlfriend...so true.
- kasted, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19pics of me taking a shower?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18One day I'm going to have a heated, built-in shaving mirror so I won't miss that one goddamn whisker somewhere slightly below and in front of my left earlobe because of the fogged-up mirror. Later at lunch I'll notice it in the mirror and try to grab it between my fingernails and pull it out. 15 minutes later I'm still mounting aborted attempts at missed-whisker extrication. All because I never learned any masonry or electrical skills that I'd risk my life putting to use in a shower.
- TheTap, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16The Woo-Woo part was ridiculous.
I always say "hummana - Hummana" - Easty, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15What? There's no mention of singing in the shower anywhere.
...I'm not the only person on this comments page that sings in the shower, right? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15When I wake up, I hold it for a few extra minutes just so i CAN piss in the shower!!
Reminds me of that seinfeld episode. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I aim for the drain...the trick is not to pee where you will be standing...
- *Ica*, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15You just pee straight into the plug hole, no problem.
- ziki, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refridgerator, blender....all you do is say what the ***** does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps ***** fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- dirka, on 10/12/2007, -9/+21Man what timing, i just blew my nose, pissed, and farted in the shower about 10 minutes ago...so glad im a man...
- inquebiss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9I think only women don't piss in the shower, because then it just runs down their leg.
- TheBrandman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9I thought that too, I buried it as innaccurate.
- vagarach, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Urine is a sterile substance.... maybe it's eww gross, but not counter-productive (and I'm not saying it is the opposite) as you say.
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