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- SourWorm, on 10/12/2007, -5/+222Well inanimate objects can't really complain. Now can they?
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14710% of the world?? does digg really have THAT many users?? wow.
/zing! - kingace, on 10/12/2007, -14/+129You use the abbreviation "gf." You've never kissed a girl; much less had a girlfriend.
- hodyoaten, on 10/12/2007, -5/+109I was there ten years ago. I was a Nice Guy, also known as a Friend.
- gelicia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+95i'd hate to be in the 10% of the world that doesnt :(
- hagrin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+86We have to be the least qualified group on the planet to be talking about how kissing works. Although everything I know about kissing, I learned from Leisure Suit Larry.
- rgov, on 10/12/2007, -2/+78You'd better research how on the Internets, quick!
- pumacub, on 10/12/2007, -4/+70People on Digg.
- hagrin, on 10/12/2007, -7/+65Almost forgot - I put on my robe and wizard hat before I kiss.
- webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+58"I was a Nice Guy, also known as a Friend."
I hate that place. - pumacub, on 10/12/2007, -1/+40God that sounds so hot.
- njbair, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35"I'm sorry... what does 'buddy' posses?"
I hope for your sake that nobody points out your misspelling of "possess". That would be really embarrassing, to correct someone's error only to make one of your own in the process! - MacDork, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31Nice Guys finish last.
- Tricky, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28Oh noes! The grammar police has arrived!
- xajez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25@MacDork
I always heard that Nice Guys finish in a tissue. - webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26"then the other night my boss kissed me,"
Whoa there...
"shes young"
Nice catch.
However, I don't care. - salweem, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Monks and priests and the likes of that and also people in prison that dont have cell buddy's.
- wordsofwisedumb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Introducing new bacteria to your body is usually viewed as a bad thing in our society, but think of all the benefits it could have for your immune system. Your mouth is a place where bacteria comes into the body frequently so it has its defenses up and ready. When bacteria comes in there its not a surprise attack, so it learns how to fight off whatever comes in. Then when the same bacteria enters your body through a cut or other methods it knows how to fight it off. This also would explain why kissing is an intimate behavior. You do not stand to benefit as much from getting "virus definitions" from a total stranger, because you are less likely to come in contact with that bacteria again.
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18mmmm... tastes like synergy :)
- Apoc, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19@hodyoaten
Livin' that life right now. I just LOVE it!
/sarcasm - Phaedruss, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19Hagrin, don't you mean your cloak of charisma +6?
- KaptainKandy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Scientific Fact #14532474532
Kissing can result in the passing of cooties. The only known treatment for this wicked 1st grade STD is to inject yourself with what is known as a cootie shot. You have been warned... - ActiveMatx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14"experts estimate that hundreds or even millions of bacterial colonies move from one mouth to another during a kiss."
That is just what I wanted to hear.... - webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
"fricking..." - mcflynnthm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13@ilyag
"Many of us on Digg do have romantic relationships with the opposite sex."
That's a filthy lie and you know it. - republicoftexas, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12"Nice Guys finish last."
Nice guys may finish last, but from what I hear, that is what women like. - nphp20, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15WTF this has nothing to do with the other article, how about checking next time.
Why the hell does someone have to post "DUPE!@!!!!11" on every damn article?? This is the article that got front paged, deal with it nub. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12HIV through kissing? Better wear your lip condoms...
- nixr, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11"10% of the world does not kiss."
Biggest.
Star Wars.
Convention.
Ever. - mirzmaster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Umm... which 10% is it that doesn't kiss?
- elastikos, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10There's some ammo for scared parents who want to teach their kids that kissing and sex is bad.
- techtv04, on 10/12/2007, -21/+31blow up dolls don't count
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+14I've heard foreigners use the term gf in English, because that's what they learned from texting, but if English is your primary language and your using the term gf then your a total lamo, never kissed a girl and are lying about having a girlfriend.
- webcrumb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Yes, I often indulge in rolling in several varieties of faeces. I even have it imported from exotic places. It's amazing what you can buy on eBay.
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10actually, the other one hit the front page recently, too.. this one isn't softcore pr0n though.. so no dupe
put away your wand, dupe fairy.. save it for real dupes - antron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10What is this "girlfriend" you speak of?
- Xanin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8shooting warmth over your body? He told you that was a 'kiss'?
- phatt-matt, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11It can be imported from Uranus...
- lukas88, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I had heard that kissing was healthy in the sense that the combination of saliva had a synergistic effect on fighting off bacteria.
- Broccoli, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6And now some comapny will make some antbacterial chapstick for paranoid people.
- SgnDave, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@Phaedruss: http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm
- inforcer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I can see people arguing both sides for instinctive or taught be society. Instinctive because some couple, somewhere, at sometime kissed at one point. Generations have since viewed this form of expression and it has continued. Taught by ones society by reinforcing the idea of kissing in culture, movies, books, paintings, etc as an affectionate thing to do.
This almost sounds like the "chicken or the egg" scenario. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I love kissing my boyfriend; the kisses shoot warmth all over my body. Affection is so great, it's like the best feeling to have in the world..
I think it's instinctive. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Millions of bacteria? Ewww... maybe hard core porn did it the right way all along.
- doctorcaligari, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Lessons I learned from being the "Nice Guy":
I was the "Nice Guy" for nearly 15 years...rarely got dates, much less a girlfriend. I was a "surrogate boyfriend" to many, many different women. You know what I learned?
You have to disagree with them, even argue, from time to time. Otherwise, you become a pushover to them. If they ask "What do you want to do?", don't say "Whatever you want" like a puppy dog. Women cannot stand a pushover. They will not respect you.
In addition, do not be available to them all the time. If you are willing to drop everything for every little request they make, they will see you as a wimp. You have to learn to say "NO" within reasonable limits. Women like guys who are unavailable. Wait a couple of days to call her back. Act like you are doing something other than playing WoW.
Finally, the most important rule: Don't be afraid to walk. Do not be afraid to look at that doorknob and say "to hell with this". If she has called you "her best friend" or even refers to you as a "great friend", you have lost. You are now being used as an emotional support. You have no chance (or you had it and lost it). If she is hanging out with you, and even so-much-as mentions another dude, you've lost. She wouldn't talk about other guys if she respected you and wanted you physically.
I finally learned some painful and pathetic lessons. I took this approach, and I now have a girlfriend that I will eventually marry. I disagree with her half of the time, we argue every once in awhile, and I don't drop what I'm doing over minor crap. Don't be fooled, she owns me, but I don't let her know that. After 15 years of failure, I now have a loving, successful relationship. And she has never once called me her "friend".
If I can save just one guy out there with my story, it will be worth it. Don't follow the painful path that many of us have. You are MAN. Hear you ROAR. - qaddafi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5eww kissing, i'll take the nerdie guy who can't get girls door :(
- BlackCow, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You meen a punch in the arm?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Instead of being the "Nice Guy", be the "Assertive Guy". Many kisses will follow. Also, it helps to have some sex appeal in terms of behavior and overall presentation (clothing, grooming, etc).
"Nice Guys" have no room to complain, since they put forth absolutely no effort to attract the opposite sex. Niceness is just one attractive quality. Stop relying on it, or assuming that it's the primary attractive quality women look for. It most certainly is not, despite of what they would say. A woman's sense of "romance" and what she would like to believe about her tastes in men pale in comparison to the power of pure, unadulterated instincts.
Not that I'm a relationship expert or anything, but I would think this all would be common knowledge. Unfortunately, many "nice guys" often refuse to accept these things as true. - groceryheist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4So 2 people on digg have kissed...
- Computer_Kid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Some of us dont have a life, okay!
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