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- Harabeck, on 04/07/2009, -1/+106It's such a problem we need a law about it? What is wrong with people?
- artfiend77, on 04/08/2009, -0/+82I can't pick up girls by flinging sperm at them anymore at bars?? What the hell I'm moving to Japan!
- angelgabe, on 04/08/2009, -1/+76fap fap fap fap fap fap fap jail
- gglynn07, on 04/08/2009, -1/+59It's called the Spiderman.
- OCchevy02, on 04/07/2009, -5/+60Giggity Giggity Goo!!!!
- Hardataq, on 04/08/2009, -0/+48So now I'm a criminal if I want to B my L on someone's T's?
- RGB0099CC, on 04/08/2009, -0/+48Oh, come on!
- KirbyMorph, on 04/08/2009, -2/+45Did not see this coming.
- smmakira, on 04/08/2009, -0/+43My Friday nights are going to be so boring now.
- theviceroy, on 04/07/2009, -1/+42Usually laws like these get written after an incident occurs and people realize there's no specific law against it.
- dannykeene, on 04/08/2009, -4/+44skeet-skeet-skeet
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -1/+35bring your laundry on someones turf?
- JAK2112, on 04/08/2009, -0/+31Are you telling me the money shot has been outlawed?
- SneakyNinja, on 04/08/2009, -0/+30Build your Legos on someone's Table?
- nicko68, on 04/08/2009, -1/+31mmmm... BLT *drool*
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -0/+25Yeah, if you banged a librarian on someone's terrace, there'd be charges galore.
- avataros, on 04/08/2009, -0/+20Gang initiation ritual? Either they're even more screwed in the head, or they're going soft.
- RumpleForeskin3, on 04/08/2009, -0/+19I thought this would be a bill outlawing queefing
- GOVStooge, on 04/08/2009, -0/+19Enter the death of the money shot
- ExStatic, on 04/08/2009, -0/+18Buy your Latte on someon's Tab
- spacecadetjer, on 04/08/2009, -2/+20It should be noted that there is no exemption in the bill for married couples engaged in sexual activity in the bill the way it is currently drafted -- look for this law to be used by divorce lawyers as leverage in cases to win larger settlements for female clients under the threat of having men arrested.
- ajwinder, on 04/08/2009, -3/+21Way to read the article jackass, its a state law. But way to show your true colors, and I guess you're right, Obama is to blame for everything that happens.
- diskoh, on 04/08/2009, -5/+22If you ejaculate on someone against their will I'm inclined to think it's best to register as a sex offender.
- badfrog, on 04/08/2009, -0/+17There goes my plans for 'surprisefacials.com'.
- TheXboxReview, on 04/08/2009, -2/+18from Silence of the Lambs:
"I bit my wrist so I can die...
Look at the blood!
*Splat*
Got ya!
- Miggs, you stupid *****!" - smity9384, on 04/08/2009, -2/+17Did they just make pulling out illegal?
- fallout49, on 04/08/2009, -0/+13no no no, its only in Oregon, keep on flinging.
- supersonicjim, on 04/08/2009, -1/+14You've just cum-shot yourself a one-way trip to the slammer.
- Chickenlip, on 04/08/2009, -1/+14But, what if it's done out of love?
- snagglefoof, on 04/08/2009, -0/+13Why does it have to be called a "dangerous substance?" I would think a dangerous substance would be more like napalm or something.
Shouldn't the wording be more precise, like a "bodily fluid"? - endustry, on 04/08/2009, -1/+14Well, then they'd have to arrest all the emo kids who inadvertently spray others with their own tears while flailing their fists in the air.
- GOVStooge, on 04/08/2009, -4/+16well it's not like there is some kind of economic crisis going on, what else are these lawmakers going to do?
- JargonScott, on 04/08/2009, -0/+12Badum-ching!
- priegog, on 04/08/2009, -2/+14Yeah, like consent can't be lied about afterwards.
- generaleet, on 04/08/2009, -9/+20Oh, cum on!
- 1jaxstate1, on 04/08/2009, -1/+12It would be a death sentence if someone threw their jizz on me. INSTANT DEATH!
- rrife, on 04/08/2009, -0/+11Umm, hate to break the news to you but that wasn't alfredo sauce in your food last night.
- cheddabobb, on 04/08/2009, -0/+10Why does it have to be done out of sexual desire? Do people fling jizz around for ***** and giggles?
- PowderedToasty, on 04/08/2009, -0/+10The article mentions throwing it with your hand, does this bill cover the other projection method?
- happytrees, on 04/08/2009, -0/+10come on who?
better get consent first... - bossgalaga, on 04/08/2009, -2/+12Beguile your Lover on someone's Thinkpad?
- minorthreat, on 04/08/2009, -2/+12seriously.. do we need to establish every action that can possibly be performed by a human to either be legal/illegal in the eyes of our federal government?
- Anand999, on 04/08/2009, -2/+11With this new law, make sure you stop at "giggity". "goo" will get you in jail.
- vertigelt, on 04/08/2009, -1/+9same response to the same exact comment on the article page. the language of the bill specifies "at a victim who does not consent thereto."
- buryyourhead, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7I was gonna post that as well.... I guess I was one stroke behind.
- grimsb, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7I believe it would fall under sexual harassment and possibly sexual assault depending on the nature of the incident.
- ePlurbisPablum, on 04/08/2009, -2/+9So, this is something that's going to infringe on your.....uh.....liberty?
If so, then frankly, as an innocent bystander, I am all for the law. - Viciousblade, on 04/08/2009, -0/+7Until a woman proves she can do the "road warrior", queefing will never be outlawed.
I for one welcome our Road Warrior overlords. - BoxAdorable, on 04/08/2009, -0/+6I'm pretty sure my rights protect me from being forcibly covered in someone else's semen.
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