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- blinker265, on 03/14/2008, -10/+201what the two are thinking:
man: i really hope i dont get my arm ripped off...
shark: AHHH, THAT FEELS GOOD!!!! - aaronmcdonald, on 03/14/2008, -4/+141They need this at SeaWorld!
- FarSide792, on 03/14/2008, -20/+146Is that Chuck Norris?
- GuerillaC, on 03/14/2008, -0/+100Caution: First five rows may get eaten.
- SweetMercury, on 03/14/2008, -7/+102The shark kind of looks retarded.
Not impressed by soothing a retarded shark. - DeadSkinMask, on 03/14/2008, -2/+79Balls.
Of.
Steel. - sdubois92, on 03/14/2008, -4/+70Who doesn't like to stroke their great white shark?
- Soilwork, on 03/14/2008, -10/+76OM NOM NOM NOM
- inactive, on 03/14/2008, -6/+66It's ok kids, the internet says you can stroke sharks now. :D
- zzzpoohzzz, on 03/14/2008, -1/+53although i can see the confusion because they are both extremely deadly... thats a shark, not chuck norris
- truman48, on 03/14/2008, -10/+51I thought this had something to do with inter-species sex?
- wit21, on 03/14/2008, -1/+40"Who's a good shark? You are! Yes you are! You're such a good...oh *****, he ate my hand."
- inactive, on 03/14/2008, -1/+39stroking the great white is just a more dangerous form of flogging the dolphin.
- stjoad, on 03/14/2008, -1/+37"...scientists who were exploring whether the devices attracted sharks more than they repelled them."
I'd hate to be in this beta test :S - zengonzo, on 03/14/2008, -0/+32Next five rows must be the splash zone, then.
- ttucp, on 03/14/2008, -0/+32It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye^H^H^H arm.
"Say, how'd you get the nickname 'Stumpy?'" "Well, you see, there I was petting a great white shark when all of a sudden..." - PL3NTY, on 03/14/2008, -2/+30no because he is dead you silly head
- isuisorisuaint, on 03/14/2008, -2/+27he is tickling him and the shark is lol
- TripleAStacked, on 03/14/2008, -4/+26Misunderstood beast
- dinobot, on 03/14/2008, -1/+22What's that, Sharky? Three boys fell out of a boat? They're drowning? You've already eaten them? You're no ***** good, are you? Bugger off! Sharky the friendly shark, but not too friendly.
- Ljiljani, on 03/14/2008, -2/+21I want to know what happened right after that shot.
- inactive, on 03/14/2008, -2/+21Blood splatter zone.
- ondema, on 03/14/2008, -0/+19Steve Irwin would be proud.
- Thunderchiken, on 03/14/2008, -2/+21I was thinking more http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/6382/imasharkww ...
- paradexes, on 03/14/2008, -0/+17Who's a good jaws.....yup you are ....here's a treat * scientist tosses live lamb into water* PETA enraged....footage at 11.
- terracottapai, on 03/14/2008, -0/+15I, too, was disappointed.
- jlimon, on 03/14/2008, -14/+26RED ROCKET!
- number20, on 03/14/2008, -4/+15that guy is insane
- lucidapathy, on 03/14/2008, -0/+11What the ***** is that supposed to be?
- bossm4n, on 03/14/2008, -4/+15That must be the shark whisperer.
- mickhead, on 03/14/2008, -1/+12Fine, I'll take my dr pepper references and leave you be.
- Nick519, on 03/14/2008, -1/+12this is the same sort of thinking that got that one guy eaten by bears.
- bbardlbradd, on 03/14/2008, -0/+9As a text-paleontologist, I can see that it is the remains of what used to be a shark.
You can tell by the sharp /|'s at the top, that's the fin, and the top row of VVvvvvvv and below, the AAA^^^^^^ (teeth). Give me some time to run it through a word processor and I can verify this.
It'll cost you though, of course. - Yupp, on 03/14/2008, -0/+9Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Master Baiting"
- distilledgt, on 03/14/2008, -4/+12*HAHAHA THAT TICKLES*
- MrWhite7, on 03/14/2008, -0/+8They erected a Bronze statue in his honor at the entrance to the pier.
- Duositex, on 03/14/2008, -0/+8Yeah.. I used to work for that company. A lot of customers don't read the documentation. They device is intended to be used indoors only.
- veriix, on 03/14/2008, -2/+10That guy has bigger balls then I will ever have :(
- phatvolvo, on 03/15/2008, -0/+8I'M A SHAAAARK!
I'M A SHAAAARK!
STROKE MY BAAAACK!
I'M A SHAAAARK! - EvilFerret, on 03/14/2008, -1/+9It's been a year and a half. Not a funny joke, but definitely not "too soon"
- jftitan, on 03/14/2008, -1/+8Famous last words.... "Hold my Beer".
- Culyt, on 03/15/2008, -0/+7But why is a scientist stroking Chuck Norris?
- mickhead, on 03/14/2008, -10/+17Whats the worst that could happen
- serif69, on 03/14/2008, -0/+7This is the same sort of thinking that has gotten a lot of people eaten by bears.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_at ...
On a side note, WTF Wikipedia? - tehmick, on 03/14/2008, -0/+6It saddens me that no one got this.
- Veni_Vidi_Vici, on 03/15/2008, -0/+6You're not from the internet, are you? I'm sorry, but you'll either have to convert or go into politics.
- dfdub, on 03/14/2008, -1/+7The picture is 10 times funnier after reading your comment.
- Terr01, on 03/14/2008, -0/+6Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!
- WallaceFreeman, on 03/14/2008, -2/+8whats with humans and touching things
- BigBadBob1982, on 03/14/2008, -1/+7Dugg just for the title alone. Made me click to see wtf was going on.
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