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An even more terrifying contraceptive: World of Warcraft

My most effective contraceptive: seeing my husband naked.

If only people were still using the Coke douche. There would definitely be some porno involving the mentos. I wonder if the '2 girls' are up for it.

i'm liking the mercury one, we need to start randomly throwing it on ***** nowadays too

Warning: Excessive digging makes you infertile.

No mention of hot-water-boarding the old baby-batter-boys? Back in the day a man would plunge the his yarbles into very hot water before a bit of the old in-out, in-out in order to avoid crotch-fruit. Since the testes need to be a few degrees below body core temp for optimized tadpole production (that's why they hang, guys & gals) this is crude but *somewhat* effective means of birth control.
To this day, if you're looking to be a new daddy the preggers doc will tell you to avoid hot baths before romance.

Just posting here to tell everyone that I read that as "Hillary's..." -- I've been reading Digg too much.

Many of us owe are very existence to bad contraception concepts. I for one am thankful for the Catholic Church, for their very lack of practical contraception advise that ended up with my birth.

top ten this.

Catholic church peoples do not care about contraceptives at all -- Bishop Booty

Meh. Not that terrifying

That's it. I have a new purpose in life. Before I die, I want to see a fountain of diet coke erupting out of a woman's vagina.

"and also turning a vagina into a syrupy, caffeinated horror show of fizz and sticky spots"

Oh dear lord

Peter Griffin: You know what? Screw it! I am SO gonna cheat on Lois right now. I don't care if she finds out.
Lois Griffin: Peter...
Peter Griffin: You got a condom? Never mind, I got this Milky Way

plastic bag anyone?

I'm suprised no one has mentioned anal yet.

For a moment there I thought that said "Hillary's 10 Most Terrifying Contraceptives". Lord knows why she'd need one though!

sex is good. but not that good.

Animal intestines weren't such a bad idea. Don't forget that people still eat the stuff.

Not to threadjack but did you know women use to use Lysol as a douche

I would do nr. 3

The last line of that article had my imagination working overtime.

These guys write funny:-)

I got a vasectomy. If you don't want kids, DO IT. $500, 10 minutes on the table, 10 days for the soreness and swelling to disappear, and you are a free man. I wish I could have had my vasectomy when I was 16 and knew then I didn't want kids.

"But, hey, if things play out just right, your penis could come out wearing a shiny little top hat! And wouldn't that make it all worth it?"
OMG

Douching with Coke?
I recall there may or may not be a video of such action that indeed does have some mentos.

Poster of Hillary over the bed oughta do it

What about castration? That seems a lot more terrifying to me…

they forgot abstinence...

Pull out and Pray.....

So I'm guessing that ancient Egyptians weren't really into cunnilingus, huh?

I like to snap a bear-trap shut on my junk before sex. That works pretty well.

There was the cave man contraceptive, screw her then beat her ***** head off with a club.

How far would I go to prevent pregnancy? About two inches up or down depending...

No wonder the catholic church was/is against contraceptives.

Can Digg be added to this list?

FALCON PUNCH!

Who else thought that the woman in the video was gonna stick mentos in her coot?

croc poo? who makes that connection??

Requesting Myth Busters episode busting coke douche. I'll send an email now.

What's wrong with the animals' intestines approach? Sheepskins are the best!!!

Now we know where squeezing fruit came from.