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- 2k3john, on 10/11/2007, -11/+135I like the one better where the radio station was giving away free turkeys around Thanksgiving by dropping them out of a helicopter to the waiting crowd below. Apparently, nobody realized that dropping 20-pound frozen turkeys from a height onto a mass of people would result in some serious injuries...
- Mann0, on 10/17/2007, -0/+102This guy deserves two trips to Bali for that! ;D
- tast01, on 10/11/2007, -8/+65this cant possibly be better than "hold you wii for a wii"
- mjenkins, on 10/11/2007, -1/+52"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw - androo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+42how did no one do it right in the time between his calls?
- thecompkid, on 10/11/2007, -0/+36You think people on digg are dumbasses? Try going out into the real world. I was there once. Trust me, it's not a fun place to be.
- pogfreak, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33IF ITS CLIPPED OUT OF A NEWSPAPER AND SCANNED ITS GOTTA BE TRUE
- idlegamer, on 10/11/2007, -2/+27This is not true! It's an old Aussie joke!!
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Words were the big topic of the million dollar television quiz show where Professor Geewhiz challenged the audience to stump him with a word he couldn't put into a sentence.
"Garn!" shouted a bloke in the third row.
"Garn?" said the professor, "Garn? It's not a swear word, is it?"
"No," said the punter in the third row, "Garn."
Time elapsed, the buzzer went and the crowd applauded.
"You've stumped him," said the MC, "How do you use the word, sir?"
"Garn get f##ked," said the punter who was immediately thrown out and the show closed until further notice.
It took the network twelve months to get over it. Finally they had the gumption to start it up again with the proviso that they would have to screen the audience in future.
On the opening night they scrutinized each member of the public as they arrived before asking for the first word.
A man is the third row wearing a vicar's collar a beard put his hand up. "Smee," he said.
"Smee?" said the professor, "Smee?" The seconds ticked away and he was forced to concede on the very first word.
After the applause had died down the MC asked the punter, how do you use the word?"
The punter stood up, pulled his false beard off and said, "Smee again - Garn get f##ked!"
http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2120
http://www.bmsc.com.au/forums/introductions/7945-its-smee-again-garn.html - xerus, on 10/11/2007, -7/+32Wow.... old joke is really ***** old.
- ijustam, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27At least someone didn't die in this one.
- rejoined, on 10/11/2007, -9/+30Actually, Goa is a place or a state in India, and the residents of Goa are called Goan.
I know this, because I was in Mumbai, India 2 years ago on a company trip looking for an outsourcing company. And Goa is very close to Mumbai, with seaside resorts, and I spent 2 days there.
So saying ''goan ***** yourself'' is like telling a resident of Goa to ***** himself/herself.
Funny, but not nice, because they've done nothing wrong here. - parax, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22Why do people always say crap like "true story". The joke is funny without lying and saying it really happened.
- ChimeraHero, on 10/11/2007, -3/+23A joke about as old as the internet.
- thecompkid, on 10/11/2007, -4/+23Well, it's new to me, so goan ***** yourself. jk lmao.
- pak314, on 10/11/2007, -11/+28Actually there is a state in India called Goa and the people call themselves Goan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa
- seventoes, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17I would have laughed if it werent for the "jk lmao" at the end.. nice job, kid.
- miriclaire, on 10/11/2007, -4/+19Yeah--He should be goan to Bali.
- Sandurz, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15Who wants to go to Bali?
- digitaltrav, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15This joke is atleast 100 years old.
- jedikv, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13Smee! Maaario! Goan f**k urself
- JJCDAD, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14WKRP damn Loni Anderson was hot. She's still in my spank bank.
- CourtesyFlush, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11Everybody knows that Bailey rules.
- ElGuano, on 10/11/2007, -4/+15Wikipedia ain't no dictionary.
- azAZ09, on 10/11/2007, -6/+16"Mr.Cheney is that you again? ... If you keep calling here we are going to have to cut your audio"
- ShoeString73, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8mjenkins that was my favorite line from the entire WKRP series
also bailey was hot as hell - Frayed_Knot, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"
- spyrochaete, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Digg determines what is real. Less than 50 diggs is a rumour, and over 300 diggs is photoshopped. Everything between is real.
- animaniacsrule, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7It might be an old joke, but that doesn't mean someone didn't use it on a radio show.
- Iconwolf, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Man, I wish I could digg you up more than once for that one.
- ChristianMagic, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4This "real world" is just a myth.
- PRlME, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7hey ya momz old and ya dad still be hittin it...same thing
- L4WL3RS34L, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Wtf? What an *****...
- EvilGnomeAndy, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5Orange you glad he didn't say banana?
- dregin, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2In fairness that joke needs the Cork accent to go along with it. Think Roy Keane with a stronger accent.
- bkemper, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Always be suspicious when it is a scan of a story in a newspaper, especially when it doesn't read like a newspaper story. Real newspapers have Web sites.
- andreytcho, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2This is not a real contest. It is a JOKE which is told all around the world. Пасъм я, тиго тура у гъзо!
- miles32, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2slowly the preteens are invading. Pretty soon digg will be for the 31337 use. JK ROFLMAO
- clemensmitc, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3holy cr4p! if seen a lot of old stuff, but this is probably on of the first things if seen on the internet! that makes me almost sentimental!
dugg for digital archeology! - absurdist, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2If I could digg you up twice I was. Yes, Loni Anderson was a blonde bombshell and all, but Bailey just sizzled.
Yeah, yeah, I'd pick Maryanne over Ginger, too. - joel8x, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Here's my entry: Hackee; as in "This bit is hackee"
- radiometric, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1***** is in several dictionaries, however.
- radiometric, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I live in [sacramento] and heard that wii / wee thing play out. Nothing funny there. Tragic, not funny.
This contest in Cork is actually funny. And nobody died from it. - aahpandasrun, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Nothing beats Opie and Anthony's feel up your sister for tickets from years ago
- justnother1, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Naaaaahhh! just too funny to be true
- mistermikey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2CORK....as in me have me cork in your face.
- worldofsmut, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Especially a school newspaper.
- vonfook, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Shopped.
- RoboPimp3000, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Think about it. Why would a radio station run a contest that seems to have no other purpose than to invite crank calls? And why would a newspaper report on it?
- janetaSiri, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0That's one more digg story taken from stumble...
- gregnorc, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2And pronouns are never in the dictionary.
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