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- Carteelith, on 10/10/2007, -4/+430Very old, the kid didn't turn it in, he just made it and made the comments himself.
He's done others.
That aside, this guy is a genius. - KnockoutNerd, on 10/14/2007, -7/+353"This is Page 3"
The teacher took off 13 points for the singe smartest page in the whole essay. - kbeeveer46, on 10/14/2007, -3/+300I typically use www.tubgirl.com in my works cited, also. Nothing out of the ordinary there.
- philsharp, on 10/10/2007, -2/+154Page is "to" big? Some teacher.
- anitab83, on 10/10/2007, -4/+123I can't believe I actually went to visit tubgirl.com (one of his references). I'm permanently scarred.
- L4WL3RS34L, on 10/10/2007, -2/+91It's true, this is a hoax. I've read plenty of his stories, and he's not high, he just does it to make people laugh.
- Roger, on 10/10/2007, -21/+90"singe"?
-13 points for your spelling. - VillaStraylight, on 10/10/2007, -5/+65Since we're sharing, here's another "essay" graded by a guy on a messageboard I frequent. He's either a TA or extremely bored. http://i19.tinypic.com/5xyufy1.jpg
Such anger. - ButterBuddha, on 10/14/2007, -2/+62you son of bitch....
- Celeron, on 10/10/2007, -4/+62What kind of ***** English teacher is this? On page 3, he/she writes "to" instead of "too".
- RollFizzlebeef, on 10/10/2007, -3/+60I call ***** -- when you're actually high, you realize writing essays doesn't matter.
- franklymister, on 10/10/2007, -2/+47Welcome to the internet. Sorry about the mental scars.
Try searching Google for "lemonparty" - that should get the Tubgirl image out of your mind. - Pokez, on 10/10/2007, -1/+43Welcome to the internet young grasshopper, your training has begun :D
- zweben, on 10/10/2007, -3/+44Got a link to his other ones?
- kakwakas, on 10/10/2007, -3/+37A few months? Try a couple years.
- zdislaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+33Try reading more.
- skinrock, on 10/10/2007, -2/+33"Page is to big"? +10 for improper grammar on the teacher's part.
- K3ITHK, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31I had a friend actually do this on a chem paper. The rubric stated that there must be at least 5 sheets as the only length requirement. He had five sheets, argued it and did not get any credit off.
- iamorlando, on 10/10/2007, -3/+30Thats neat, the freaking tubgirl address doesnt show as a link. Pretty smart
- dongcha9, on 10/10/2007, -14/+39that is the funniest ***** i have ever read...ever. Genius!
- mydigglogin, on 10/10/2007, -4/+29Funny. Though not an essay, this one is good too - and real.
http://compgeom.cs.uiuc.edu/~jeffe/teaching/pikachu.html - Dested, on 10/10/2007, -2/+25He wasnt spelling single wrong, he made a typo.
- aznhomig, on 11/10/2007, -0/+22*****, if this is what it takes to get a ***** D-, then I wonder what it'll take to actually get an "F"? An actual piece of ***** in the paper?
- greenlight2001, on 10/10/2007, -2/+22You liked it.
- rabidmonkey1, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20ugh...I've never been there before and had to click...
my...pooor....eyes..... - xOKxWhy, on 10/10/2007, -4/+21My favorite sentence: "Infact the only reason Dr. Dre produced, "The Chronic" because the Bible tells you to smoke lots of pot, and Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of Aqua Fresh tooth paste."
- ki1022, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16"A kindly shepard found the baby in a pool skimmer"
- cococooky, on 10/10/2007, -7/+22It might be a hoax, but it was ***** funny.
- xerus, on 10/10/2007, -4/+17Wow, digg. Once again you have transported me back 5 years through time. Thanks, now how the ***** am I going to get to the present?
- SomaSynth, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I thought that was yahoo.com. They must have improved recently.
- nicktheawesome, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14It is ancient, but who cares? Its hysterical.
- franklymister, on 10/10/2007, -32/+45I don't know a lot of English teachers who have the handwriting of twelve year olds, misspell their words, and circle only the obscenities in a student's paper, letting all the grammatical and spelling errors slide.
If you're going to do a hoax, at least make it believable and funny. - completerobot, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14I've seen it before. It's hilarious, but the title is pretty lame. Of this digg entry, I mean.
- BuckyDent, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12tub girl uh? guess ill have to check that out...AHH! GOD!!
- f4nt0m4s, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12This paper is hilarious, but it's a total hoax.
In this post-Columbine day of age if you wrote a paper like that you'd get suspended and psychoanalyzed...
Second, when people are high they either mellow out or try to say insightful things which come out sounding like total BS, too much thought was put into this paper.
Even though this is old, it's always refreshing to see this though, because writing papers even at a college level is BS 99.9% of the time... - Phatt138, on 10/14/2007, -1/+12Don't worry man, it gets better...
...actually, tubgirl will be with you forever. I expect to hear about it when my soul's being weighed against a feather. - Roger, on 10/10/2007, -4/+15'twas a joke my late friend.
- kingvik, on 10/10/2007, -0/+105. ?????
6. Profit
/ How did you screw that up? - slipkn0tz23, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12"(Again, none of this makes much sense. Don't worry about it. This is a folk tale, not a god damn oxy clean commercial)"
I think I just pissed myself. - T8y8, on 10/10/2007, -0/+91. Find image on 4chan.
2. Wait a few months.
3. Post on Digg.
4. FRONTPAGE!
5. ????
6. PROFIT - Jones82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty smart
- GeckoSlayer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen1.jpg
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen2.jpg
http://img20.photobucket.com/albums/v60/profmadhatter/nguyen4.jpg - OHiggins, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11This is older than the internet, why is it even getting dugg?
- brewer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Well, that paper sure was full of Nyugen.
Epic Nyugen, in fact. - kakwakas, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11This is older than the internet... There's an entire series of Peter Freeman essays. Look 'em up.
- slave25637, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8reminds me of those peter nyugen essays.
- NoBlueSpoon, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Every post is a repost of a repost...
- Subterfug, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8tubgirl leads to a picture of a girl in a tub who is upside down, ***** out diarrhoea upwards like a fountain. Yeah, don't go there.
- wafflez, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8his name is Peter Nyugen if you feel like finding some yourself ;)
- radish01001, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Most teachers know the difference between to, two, and too as well.
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