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- BloodyHell, on 10/11/2007, -5/+510I just had a 12 hour flight in the same seat... believe me, its as bad as this person claims. I dont know why, but as soon as everyone has eaten their supper they have the urge to use the toilet. Nothing worse than listening to some old granny trying to pass a particularly stubborn stool *shiver*.
- Error601, on 10/11/2007, -1/+323That one made the rounds a while ago. True according to snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/seat29e.asp - airwalkery2k, on 10/11/2007, -9/+316My plane tickets say 29E! Oh crap! (Literally.)
- webcure, on 10/11/2007, -20/+310I loved it.
- daRoach, on 10/11/2007, -6/+290I was half expecting the Fresh Prince rap towards the end.
- tizz66, on 10/11/2007, -3/+280I was laughing until I got to the 'butt in the face' drawing. Then I exploded in a fit of hilarity.
- ColtRevolvers, on 10/11/2007, -0/+163I loved the detailed drawing.
that always helps to make your point in a complaint letter. - futurebird, on 10/11/2007, -1/+146I love this guy's prose. Hope they gave him some frequent flyer miles or one of those pilot's hats. Poor dude. I'm never picking 29E.
- f4nt0m4s, on 10/24/2007, -5/+90i don't know if i'd want to hear female college cheerleader sluts and playboy models taking a *****....
that would ruin my perception of many glorious things - Bob042, on 10/11/2007, -0/+83LOL at the airline's response from the snopes page.
"If there was a quick and easy solution to this problem we would do it in a whiz. However, the aircraft configuration is fixed and there is little we can do at this point to just flush away the issue." - The_Wallbanger, on 10/11/2007, -32/+113It's hard to tell how serious this complaint is.
- SilkSteel, on 10/11/2007, -18/+96Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
- MadOgre, on 10/11/2007, -2/+71That's what happens when you buy your ticket on Priceline for as cheap as possible.
- monospaced, on 10/11/2007, -0/+68Dead serious. You'd know if you've ever spent time in his situation.
- Barman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+63After just recently taking a flight where I was sitting in the back... the "pornographic jigsaw" puzzle line had me LOL'ing
Never in my life had I had so many old lady bellies and crotches resting on my arm as they lean over to let someone by. - F1apjacks, on 10/11/2007, -2/+62I'm sitting next to one of the guys working to relocate that lavatory for Continental Airlines. Trust me, they have had many complaints...maybe not so many that are as hilarious as that. It'll be safe to fly in seat 29E shortly...but it does take time to convert over 100 airplanes, so be patient.
- sLydE, on 10/11/2007, -1/+60what, and their ***** doesn't stink?
- swanny89, on 10/11/2007, -2/+51You're a GIRL?! Will you go out with me? Please?
- wasborn, on 10/11/2007, -0/+42if the plane was only half full, why didn't you move??
- sacherjj, on 10/11/2007, -0/+40It is slightly better that doing it at your seat in your pants.
- holisticgirl, on 10/11/2007, -4/+41Guess you've never been on a plane, too bad.
- speedyrev, on 10/11/2007, -0/+36Literally 29E or you just literally crapped, or both?
- Daveecee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35I've sat in the dreadful seat 29E before.
Yes, it really is that bad. - Socolco, on 10/11/2007, -0/+31Complaint resolved: Moved passenger to seat 29D instead of 29E.
Thanks for flying with Continental. - futurebird, on 10/11/2007, -3/+34Um. female college cheerleader sluts? UM. May if I was gay... Not everyone here is a guy, you know?
- Vengefultacos, on 10/11/2007, -0/+30Seatguru http://www.seatguru.com/ is your friend. Tell them the airline and the type of aircraft, and they will display a chart of the best and worst seats on the flight. Things like being next to the bathroom, engine noise, even reduced or greater leg room. I always consult it before buying a ticket.
- Xavier1012, on 10/11/2007, -3/+29"pornographic jig-saw puzzel!!"
- andreiknox, on 10/11/2007, -11/+37The dude was probabily delirious from the smell and the butt rubbin'
- fenalphthalein, on 10/11/2007, -5/+30you are the type of dumbass who deserves to sit in 29E
- ScottMaximus1, on 10/11/2007, -4/+28we fly airplanes in this country
- PurpleDingo, on 10/11/2007, -5/+28Silly rabbit, women cant use the intranets!
- ahpro, on 10/11/2007, -0/+22I think you've just made the fatal mistake of posting something negative as the first reply on a thread with loads of diggs and are now losing digging power rapidly.
- dynatos, on 10/11/2007, -0/+22LOL! If anyone clicks on the Snopes link be sure to read the response Continental Airlines gave to a journalist located at the bottom of the page! It's just as funny as the complaint. Thanks for the link Error.
- stopthepc, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21Reading it was like reading my own memior! It is that very similar experience has left me to be the pessimistic person that I am. The worst is when someone who really has to go farts!!! on your shoulder. Yeah, bad deal.
Oh, and I complained after I landed in Fla. The pilot and stweardnesses farewelling everyone onto the tarmack only looked at as if I were a puppy with a broken paw. "Bye-bye" is all they said. - ScoobyG, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22Oh my God this is priceless.
What with the "depiction of man's butt in my face" (actual drawing on the letter)
and "the next ass that touches my shoulder will be the last"
and the "stink shield"...
I can't stop laughing :-) :-) - StephenCarboni, on 10/11/2007, -3/+24The drawing was the best part of the letter. I wonder if he did get his money back and if there is still a seat like that on their aircrafts.
- Misanthrope, on 10/11/2007, -7/+27Certainly not immediately after they eat. It does take some time for that food to digest...or did you think it was instant? I mean...I can go hours after eating without having to ***** out the food I just ate. It could be there is something wrong with your system. See a doctor.
- GliTCH82, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18Out of sheer curiousity, did you buy your plane ticket through the airline's website under the alias "mrASSMAN" ?
- tw0bit, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18"My #1"ed that *****
- Daniel591992, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16and we don't have hot air stewardesses
- vroom101, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17It's not the food just eaten, it's the waste product from the last meal(s) being pushed out. Hope I got that right for the most part.
- speaker219, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17Mirror just in case:
http://speaker219.x8web.com/stuff/d.jpg - Zaeyde, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16I admire how he was able to retain a sense of professionalism as he wrote the letter in obviously trying circumstances. I hope he got his money back, or at least a partial refund.
Haha. Stink shield.
Hahahahha. - mrASSMAN, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15Yeah I took it completely seriously because i can completely sympathize with him. He described my last flight incredibly well. I would've filed a complaint if I weren't too exhausted.
- jjk5, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15Airplane food though? It's like dining hall food, you're lucky if you can make it to the bathroom in time.
- sunshinemonster, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14Always the optimist...
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+19How about on a flight composed of you, female college cheerleader sluts and playboy models?
- sLydE, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13hahahaha, that's awesome.
- JML1387, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11The illustrations depict such a tortured soul..
- wonderwood, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12No. To put it simply, when you add more to the top, some has to come out the bottom to make room for the new.
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