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- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -2/+50awesome. This reminds me of Fred Flintstone telling everyone "Winston Tastes Good like a Cigarette Should"
- wealer, on 12/21/2007, -2/+50hey santa... your beard really stinks.
- HammerAndBoner, on 12/21/2007, -1/+33I always wondered why Christmas morning the cookies and milk were gone and the plate smelled like an ash tray...
- paperfrog, on 12/21/2007, -2/+29That's next year's Christmas card.
- AriaStar, on 12/21/2007, -5/+28Santa promotes obesity by being a fat man from a frozen region, is hateful toward women for saying, "Ho ho ho," and is a bad example for smoking many years ago. How long until the bastard is outlawed for corrupting kids?
:P - hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -2/+20Back in a day everybody smoked. You could work at your desk and light up a cigarette, and business meetings always had a nice smoke haze
- expertninja, on 12/21/2007, -5/+21Lucky Strikes are the Chuck Norris of cigarettes. Pure, manly, unadulterated, unfiltered cancer. Mmmmm....tasty.
- SmackMyMac, on 12/21/2007, -0/+13Well he gets one night of extreme smoke from going down peoples chimneys, he's got get his fix the rest of the year from somewhere.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+12Ho ho-
(cough, spits)
Ho. - Remccs, on 12/21/2007, -1/+12all i want for christmas is a new pair of lungs...
- sjbdallas, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10What do you bet they had holiday themed cigarettes at some point back then?
- hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -2/+11All those homeless santas that smell like alcohol and urine - who knew one of them is a real santa.
- Namco, on 12/21/2007, -2/+11Shame. Another witty comment ruined by a stupid ass who didn't get the joke.
- EtherealGRE, on 12/21/2007, -3/+11What??? Not Camels?
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8his elves prefer smoking 'ice'...keeps 'em more 'focused' at the work benches.
- saisumimen, on 12/21/2007, -1/+8I didn't know D.A.R.E graduates were in this thread.
- iet2004, on 12/21/2007, -0/+6I totally read that in the "extreme movie trailer voice"
"In a world of filtered cigarettes....one holiday icon is making it his personal mission..." - boson3, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5That is such BS. We all know Santa smokes a pipe.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -1/+5Shutup kid, else all your getting in your stocking is a wad of black phlegm and some cigg butts.
- skoles, on 12/21/2007, -2/+6Now I know where the lumps of coal in my stocking came from.
His lungs! - inactive, on 12/21/2007, -1/+5Back when smoking was cool :)
- DigTheDoug, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4The desert is too far away from the North Pole.
- PFrocker, on 12/21/2007, -1/+5Where can I get a shirt with that picture?
- dgh1973, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4They're toasted!
I can never find luckys anywhere now. I ask for them occasionally and the clerk looks at me funny, like I'm trying to get her in the sack or something. - SuppaK, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4Grinch.
- goingtoalpha, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4Well they'll need something to outlaw once fast food and trans-fats are gone. Caffeine, sugar, syrupy beverages, carbonation. Take your pick.
- socialpyramid, on 12/21/2007, -7/+10That makes me wonder, is Rudolph's red nose a tumor?
- emomakesmecry, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Only the filtered Luckies are discontinued which is a good thing. The unfiltered version is where it's at.
- Dylson, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Who?
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3yes, this ho ho ho stuff is *****.
- joker1972, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Bad Santa?????
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Found it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtEciS9CZ2E
When I was a kid, hockey players and boxers would tell us they were good because they smoked a certain type of cigarette. Back then, cigarettes were sold like a performance enhancer. - Scheissen, on 12/21/2007, -0/+21. ad
2. you're an idiot - and303, on 12/21/2007, -2/+4In 50 years we'll be looking back the same way at all the Santa themed Coca-Cola ads.
- statch, on 12/21/2007, -1/+3well if you like them so much santa, why did you discontinue them you prick.
- swaney3, on 12/21/2007, -2/+4I love Lucky Strikes !!
- Yaanu, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Remember Episode 321, Santa Claus Conquers The Martians?
"Ha, 'No Smoking,' my Aunt Fanny." - AriaStar, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Sadly I'm not kidding. Everything about Santa is no longer okay.
- Spectre74, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Not really a joke. I'm always seriously sarcastic. Kids always think I'm joking.
- Spectre74, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Putting santa smoking is not cool. Thinking it isnt cool is cool to me, dude.
- TheNik, on 12/21/2007, -1/+3Lucky Strikes are delicious. Camel unfiltereds are pretty good, too.
- tacojohn48, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2The Burgermeister approves.
- roebeet, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Those coke ads started in the 1930's - in some ways, they actually helped form the modern secular Santa Claus image. They are already a part of history.
- KaJuN4, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2I love the smell of pipe smoke. Shame that it's pretty much a lost art these days.
- solid12345, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1I'm sure Santa enjoys a good gin and tonic from time to time too.
- rmmcclay, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1This is the kind of programming I grew up with.
- Waterrat, on 12/25/2007, -0/+1 My nose stops up just thinking about it...(Allergic to tobacco. smoke.)
- emomakesmecry, on 12/26/2007, -0/+1I know how you feel. I have to order my Gauloiuses from Ukraine as well. They don't quite taste the same. =
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1awesome
- somedirtbag, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1Now if I want my filtered Luckies I gotta order 'em from the Ukraine... just not the same, man. Just not the same.
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