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- RaggTopp, on 10/11/2007, -9/+384"holy ***** *****"
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That is a BIG ***** SPIDER!! - Splint69, on 10/11/2007, -1/+350who-ever removed that clock has some serious balls. I would be afraid to be in the same room as it. You know how fast spiders can move? creepy...
- Blankford, on 10/11/2007, -1/+334were gonna need a bigger tissue....
- CyberSteve, on 10/11/2007, -11/+343holy *****
- Crash1337, on 10/11/2007, -1/+313If i found one of them that big in my house and it got away, id probably have to sell the house and move.
- dgconley66, on 10/11/2007, -10/+238where's the pic of the ***** smashed?
- Jazzillion, on 10/11/2007, -3/+217Damn, if that spider made a web it could trap a house cat.
- hdenton, on 10/11/2007, -2/+201***** a phone book grab a shotgun.
- max420, on 10/11/2007, -10/+198Thats one big mutha *****... I *****' hate spiders.....
- andrewcsayer, on 10/11/2007, -3/+177Seriously, the spider is called a huntsman. They are harmless. There are heaps of them here in Australia.
I've seen one the size of a dinner plate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_Spider - capiCrimm, on 10/11/2007, -2/+166beating the ***** out of it sounds good and all -- except that insects run as soon as you randomly hit *****. Better option is nailing a trash can around the clock, cutting a tiny hole in the bottom and hooking up a can of raid to continually spray for about an hour. Then get some gasoline and burn down the house.
- whatthefu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+151I would scream like a fat little girl if I saw that thing in my house.
- chaddhatcher, on 10/11/2007, -3/+129Im tired of these mutha ***** spiders behind clocks!
- kosmoX, on 10/11/2007, -1/+117Statistically speaking, a hunstman spider will swallow 6 human beings over the course if its life while it sleeps.
- dani8559, on 10/11/2007, -4/+108I'm going to have a nightmare about this, no doubt. The person who thought to grab their camera instead of the phone book really has cajones.
- Sil369, on 10/11/2007, -3/+106Seeing that thing take up 60% of my screen scared the hell out of me... I am such a Wuss
- Neiby, on 10/11/2007, -2/+103I would have immediately started beating the ***** out of that clock. ***** what's underneath it. After seeing those legs, why the ***** would I want to see the rest??
- MikeMcG, on 10/11/2007, -12/+99Children, gather 'round. This is the story of a time long ago. A time when Limecat ruled the universe and Clockspider challenged the rule of Limecat. It was during the Epic Battle of the Clockspider Apocalypse that Limecat, with his Helmet O’Green, also called “The Mystic Rind,” that Limecat heroically snared the ninth leg of Clockspider as it rent bangs into his helmet and cast the still-quivering leg into the heavens to become the god of other internet religions. Limecat is a difficult master, and stares unceasingly at his acolytes from the monitor. We would would all face our doom from the scowl of Limecat if it weren’t for Pancake Bunny, patron saint of silence. During the war, adherents of Limecat and Clockspider chanted mantras to their deity and curses upon their foe until none of it made any sense. That is when one person shouted above the din, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, so here’s a bunny with a pancake on its head.” Blessings be to Pancake Bunny! The war was declared over! But is it? Some say that only time will tell because Clockspider is currently growing a new leg for his next battle with Limecat!
- Shuk, on 10/11/2007, -4/+81The spider's so huge it apparently ate the website's server!
- SaviourSelf, on 10/11/2007, -8/+84Hey, have you guys seen that cool dancing CG baby?
- revolution1x, on 10/11/2007, -2/+77I'd hit it.
- tehgoatman, on 10/11/2007, -2/+77harmless shmarmless
- sanman, on 10/11/2007, -0/+75It was smaller before it ate his cat.
- Renton, on 10/11/2007, -6/+78Phew. They're only native to Australia.
- sanman, on 10/11/2007, -2/+73*****, how do people live in Australia, anyway? There's so many creepy crawly things there.
Bulldog ants, blue-ringed octopus, shark-infested waters.
Carjacking murders in the outback.
Mybe a dingo ate yo bayby.
They need to clean that country up, and put it through a big vacuum cleaner. - tastypastry, on 10/11/2007, -4/+71Wait, the size of a dinner plate? Are we speaking American dinner plate or Australian dinner plate because I'm sure American dinner plates are much larger then Australian plates.
- InferiorWang, on 10/11/2007, -0/+60Jesus! Had I seen legs like that stickout out from under my clock, I would have punch the f#cking clock. It was $4 wal-mart special anyway.
- supaklaw, on 10/11/2007, -0/+53Australians all have giant nasty mutant intergalactic horror 1950s scifi beasts roaming around... that's the cute harmless one... holy crap I'd drink Fosters all day too if I lived there. Crocs, toads, sharks, spiders, most poisonous octopus, wombats, tasmanian devils, koalas... scooter libby needs to be dumped dead center of Australian with a spoon.
- Dohko_Xar, on 10/11/2007, -0/+52I think you ment "cojones". Spanish translation to balls ;)
- Dayyve, on 10/11/2007, -1/+52The size of a dinner plate?!? Egads man you Australians are tougher than me. I love spiders and personally never kill them when I find one indoors as a result it I never see any other kind of bugs, but MAN if I saw something the size of a dinner plate in Chicago I'd scream like a little girl. Please don't tell me you actually pick them up. Can they jump?
- orientis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+51I've been bitten by a Huntsman before.. They're not exactly 'harmless' but they definitely aren't lethal at all.
The bite is like being pinched for about four hours in one spot. - nixonrichard, on 10/11/2007, -0/+50that's not a dinner plate . . . THIS is a dinner plate.
- pimpsallad, on 10/11/2007, -1/+49Hmm.. looking at this right before I go to bed wasn't one of my better ideas..
- TheWorm, on 10/11/2007, -1/+47There's nothing an australian hasn't seen. Show them anything and they'll be like "Aah, that's nothing mate".
- ricree, on 10/11/2007, -1/+47Probably, but the internet is a big place. I've never seen this before.
- Dayyve, on 10/11/2007, -1/+46He's just saying that so he can laugh when you go to grab one now and it bites RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
- sanman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+45How would you sleep at night, knowing things like that could be moving towards you?
- asuraci, on 10/11/2007, -2/+46In that order?
*badum-ching* - prockcore, on 10/11/2007, -0/+42I'm sure he tried to.. but the spider took it from him.
- xike, on 10/11/2007, -0/+41Are you a fat little girl? (for reference)
- cottonswab, on 10/11/2007, -6/+46hehehe, my brain removed the "l" in clock when i scrolled through the page
- dacheetah, on 10/11/2007, -2/+42Ok, these spiders are more scared of you than you are of them, they will do anything to get away from the giant human, and while they can bite, of the many dozens of these spiders I've had living in the house, I've only ever seen one of them bite someone, and I understand it was less painful than a bee sting. As for the other creepy crawlies, most of them are not all that common, I rarely see Bullants, and the only time I was bitten by one was when I lived out in a small "country town" as a ~4 year old kid and decided that it was fun to kick their nest in and watch them run around. I've never seen a blue-ringed octopus, nor a shark that wasn't in an aquarium, and most of the sharks in our waters won't attack people, hell you can go diving with the Grey Nurse sharks at oceanworld without any protective equipment. If you're going to feed them you usually wear a chainmail-like glove incase they bite you accidently.
As for the carjacking murders in the outback, I've only heard of that happening once, and overall there are much fewer murders per person here than in America. (Like 5% as many...) The story about a dingo eating a baby was only once, and never proven.
Even with all the "dangerous" animals here, I still feel safer here than I would in pretty much any US city. - KMartSheriff, on 10/11/2007, -0/+39Sure, totally normal. I had an alligator living under my bed for a while. it was a good alligator :)
- fuggo, on 10/11/2007, -3/+41Time to let go of 640x480. For a wuss, you have a really small monitor.
- Humbick, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35Im a fat little girl, and I scream like a man.
- retral, on 10/11/2007, -7/+42Hasn't this been around the internet more times than paris hilton?
- pasher1221, on 10/11/2007, -0/+34Andrew,
Give me your address. I bet if I send you one in the mail you will poop yourself. - GliTCH82, on 10/11/2007, -0/+34lol, dude I was like.. seriously buying into your plan here, thinking heyy a trash can, then when I got to the bit about burning down the house I ended up snorting Coke through my nose. That's Coke as in Coca-Cola, stay in school and say no to drugs.
- capiCrimm, on 10/11/2007, -1/+35... a house cat you say. Why this might be the perfect solution to my ceiling cat epidemic!
Now to get a software patent for it. - Intoccabile, on 10/11/2007, -0/+32haha I've picked up a few. They aren't generally that aggressive. See the funny thing is that in Australia it's the small spiders you normally have to be scared of!!
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