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God Hates Figs!

godhatesfigs.com — This site pulls no punches, especially fruit punches. It tells the God-given TRUTH about an important issue in today's society. The truth includes these facts: JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION. JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG. EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.

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motafett 51 days ago

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AmyVernon, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12damn figs!! (and damn funny)
- fluidfoundation, on 07/10/2008, -0/+3Are you saying sir that God has something against fruits?
ColonelTribune, on 07/09/2008, -0/+9What about prunes?
- SuperWinner, on 07/10/2008, -0/+3Nope, but I know gob hates shrimp too.
  
  http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
thewordisberry, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12So Jesus hated figs. At least he brought wine to the party.
motafett, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12If Fig Newtons count we are all screwed!
StupotAce, on 07/09/2008, -0/+12Hilarious. I've always wondered how to make fun of godhatesfags.com without being an ass.
pianonotes1010, on 07/09/2008, -0/+8***** figs.
alapoet, on 07/09/2008, -0/+6I've been looking for years for a good excuse to hate figs.

Now it turns out the Lord agrees with me! Amen.
ithackston, on 07/09/2008, -1/+7HOLY CAPS LOCK!
lucy22, on 07/10/2008, -1/+3Too funny!!!
atdigg, on 07/10/2008, -0/+6I'm *****, I like figs....
granolajoe, on 07/10/2008, -0/+5Serves em right. Figs are so fruity. I can't see how Jesus would have liked them.
somnambulator, on 07/10/2008, -0/+11"Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.
"And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
"And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"
--Matthew 21:18-20

That makes him a whiny, petulant, spoilt bastard doesn't it?

And the moral of this story children is "If you don't get your own way, no matter how unreasonable you're being, kill everything that's pissing you off."
See children, the bible really is your moral compass.
- Fordi, on 07/10/2008, -0/+7Silly fig tree. Even the Dude knows you don't ***** with The Jesus!
  - shutaro, on 07/10/2008, -0/+1Yeah, that bush league psyche-out stuff is laughable, man.
- mithrasinvictus, on 07/10/2008, -0/+3Kinda weird to expect figs to grow at passover.
- ssn697, on 07/10/2008, -0/+5You are quoting out of context! You are quoting out of context!
  
  You aren't supposed to take the bible literally about that stuff, or shellfish, or woven clothing, etc.!
  
  You are ONLY supposed to point to the homosexuality passage, and get in all your hatin'! Cuz, you know, those are the people who scare us, so that is just fine!
Fordi, on 07/10/2008, -0/+13Just had to copy-pasta this one:
"Do you believe in figs in the military?

It goes without saying that the military's current policy of "If we don't see you eating it, you don't have to tell us you ate it" is totally inadequate. People have to live in very close quarters in the army, and it can make you very uncomfortable to know that one of your bunkmates is eating a fig. Or has eaten a fig sometime in the recent past. You could be afraid to sleep with your mouth open for fear someone will slip a fig into it.

Our boys in uniform are fighting for the freedom of the rest of us to be as decadent as we want in this great country. Is it too much to ask for them to be kept away from degenerate behavior? (Other than rape, prostitution, hard drugs and violent hazing, which are normal, healthy parts of the military experience.)"
Elliottx, on 07/10/2008, -0/+7***** fags.....wait hold on..
ssn697, on 07/10/2008, -0/+7For those Leviticus quoters, don't forget:

http://godhatesshrimp.com/
fluidfoundation, on 07/10/2008, -0/+4Next thing you know, they'll want to vote.
shutaro, on 07/10/2008, -0/+2He may hate figs... But Jesus loves Bacon.
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