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- chonuts, on 05/15/2008, -1/+129FTA: "I know how to get people to buy more. If they buy two boxes and they hand me a ten, I'd be like, 'For 50 cents more, you can get three,' because three boxes are $10.50."
Of course it's easy when you're selling legal crack. WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN THIN MINTS?!?!?a90f8a0sdfao;3jr289041234dcg - SpeshulEd, on 05/15/2008, -1/+5715 year old girls with high pressure sales tactics make me cry.
- Celeron, on 05/15/2008, -0/+55She's guaranteed a sales job in life.
- SeaweedWater, on 05/15/2008, -7/+45What a bitch.
- SEGA4life, on 05/15/2008, -0/+37If group of Girl Scouts and their Parents, outside a supermarket, ask if you want to buy some cookies..
Don't say:
"Are they made with real girl scouts?"
got one laugh from a parent, and half dozen crying girl scouts...
I guess they took it the wrong way - inactive, on 05/15/2008, -0/+37Ok so who is the fat ass that bought all these.
- xcp84, on 05/15/2008, -1/+30I am starving for thin mints now
- nreynolds, on 05/15/2008, -1/+30That sucks, I can buy girl scout cookies from the supermarket for like $2 a box. One time I walked right by a little 8 year old who asked me to buy a box and I told her that if she can match the price of Ralph's, I'd gladly buy a box. She silently stared at me until I panicked and told her I had no cash. I think her mom was mad at me, but ***** that. Capitalism, little girl, do you speak it?
- nahsrocketeer75, on 05/15/2008, -1/+31Glad she doesn't live in my neighborhood.
- ElBeh, on 05/15/2008, -0/+24a lot
- FeloniusMonkey, on 05/15/2008, -3/+22OM NOM NOM
- Envark, on 05/15/2008, -1/+22Wow, her jaw must have been sore as hell after convincing that many guys to buy her cookies.
- inactive, on 05/15/2008, -0/+19That's not exactly aiming high (says the computer salesman)
- CynicSight, on 05/15/2008, -0/+17I read the article but I can't help but think that her mom might've had something to do with her success.
- mark076h, on 05/15/2008, -2/+23I am going to start the argument by saying Samoas are the best
- louiebaur, on 05/15/2008, -4/+23Thats allot of damn cookies
- utore, on 05/15/2008, -0/+10She's only a city or two away from me and I didn't get any mfing cookies. wtf?
- legoalert33, on 05/15/2008, -4/+14OBJECTION! thin mints are the best.
- mearom, on 05/15/2008, -0/+9if you know what I mean
y'know mouth sex - 6donkey9, on 05/15/2008, -1/+10America ?
- ElBeh, on 05/15/2008, -4/+13Creep.
- sexybobo, on 05/15/2008, -1/+8you mean the little girl for whoring out her mom and the troop leader just to sell more boxes of candy. 50 boxes for a suck 100 boxes gets you all the way and 250 boxes gets you both women.
- hobbers, on 05/15/2008, -0/+7It's actually pretty pathetic. The official Girl Scout Cookies (tm) sell for $3.50 a box usually. I think the girls see $0.50 of that. It's the greatest marketing scheme ever. Get little innocent girls to push your cookie product at inflated prices and people will feel good about it because they're "contributing to the girl scouts". A resourceful girl scout could probably procure the cookies for $1.50 a box in wholesale (although without the Girl Scout Cookies (tm) label). Then sell them at $3 a box, under cutting the competition from other troops, and tripling her profit at the same time.
- cheezintern, on 05/15/2008, -1/+9That's a lot of palm oil.....
- SmartedPanda, on 05/15/2008, -0/+7...wow dude....Harsh much?
Can I worship you? - SEGA4life, on 05/15/2008, -0/+7nope :(
- TeagueSterling, on 05/15/2008, -1/+7I agree with you mark076h. Samoas FTW.
- RespectableGuy, on 05/15/2008, -2/+9Girl scouts never come to my house to try to sell me cookies... It may be because pedobear lives next door...
- stevealford, on 05/15/2008, -3/+9I think it's just swell that the nation's largest organization for young girls starts training them to be manipulative whores so early in life.
- funkymoose, on 05/15/2008, -0/+6"Some have accused her of cheating because her mother, Pam, sold cookies when Jennifer was at school. But Coughlin said there are no rules against that."
- CynicSight, on 05/15/2008, -0/+5Haha. Apparently, I must've missed that part. Well there ya go.
- AudioPhil3, on 05/15/2008, -0/+5"Area troop members hawked their tasty wares from December until March 16, instead of March 9. The extra time was added because the council hadn't met its sales goal..."
>> AND:
"Some have accused her of cheating because her mother, Pam, sold cookies when Jennifer was at school. But Coughlin said there are no rules against that. "
I for one, demand a recount.
Reminds me of another rule bending, deadline extending female, who is also selling a box of empty promises. ;) - MrTito, on 05/15/2008, -0/+10Thanks for making me feel bad for digging you up, guy.
- brownspank, on 05/15/2008, -0/+6That's
- thrallie, on 05/15/2008, -1/+8Devout catholics will go to church everyday except saturday (unless they go saturday for sundays service).
- pyrotix, on 05/15/2008, -1/+6Why don't you have a seat over there?
- DonSlice, on 05/15/2008, -1/+5I'm like that, but I need my Samoas!
- onionbagel724, on 05/15/2008, -2/+8i think cute girl scouts are exploited as an effective form of free labor. some dude got a lot of money just from this one girl.
- StanleyKoolPrik, on 05/15/2008, -0/+4Duh. There's obviously cocaine in those cookies.
- sockpuppets, on 05/15/2008, -2/+7C is for cookie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA - Speed, on 05/15/2008, -0/+4Best Buy's never tried to do that to me. The Brick on the other hand...
- funkymoose, on 05/15/2008, -0/+6I actually thought that was a reference to selling drugs. Maybe I haven't been on digg long enough.
- inactive, on 05/15/2008, -0/+6she hot?
- inactive, on 05/15/2008, -1/+5Probablly running some sort of organization with the Armenians
Get Michael Chiklis - Enasni1212, on 05/15/2008, -2/+6Wrong. Thin Mints or nothing. I like other girl scout cookies, but I wouldn't spend money on them when I can just buy more Thin Mints.
- hypodan, on 05/15/2008, -1/+6You fools! She is trying to dominate the world with her mind controlling cookies!
- thespudmall, on 05/15/2008, -0/+3this man speaks the truth!
- RxDaniel, on 05/15/2008, -0/+3My girlfriend thinks its weird that I know obscure sesame street references, and after having several people look at me like I'm crazy while I watched this I think she might be right.
- Skod, on 05/15/2008, -1/+4I'm not your guy, friend.
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