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- AmyVernon, on 04/07/2009, -3/+151I am pretty sure that is the opposite of a "friend."
- 4321234, on 04/08/2009, -2/+103FINISH HIM !!!
<zip / chomp>
Excellent !! - xeriscaped, on 04/08/2009, -9/+109How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like *****.
- badqat, on 04/07/2009, -2/+84Uh, where did the "friend" designation come into the equation? Doesn't sound like a very good friend, and certainly not a "best" friend.
- lilbugleboy09, on 04/08/2009, -1/+79"He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting."
Gotta admire his technique. - lisaawesome, on 04/07/2009, -2/+71I am officially horrified now.
- thanakar, on 04/08/2009, -0/+62now he'll get to eat all the dick he wants
- brookslarson, on 04/08/2009, -1/+62Kick his sister in the jaw? Is that the punchline you were looking for?
- inactive, on 04/07/2009, -0/+54hehe yeah I got that but come on....when in a fight have you EVER bit someone's *****?!
- NevaDieENT, on 04/07/2009, -2/+52Hmm... using context clues i think "in a row"="in a fight"...
- inactive, on 04/07/2009, -5/+53'In a row' that MUST be a euphimism...
- selphishnerd, on 04/08/2009, -1/+49Perhaps the most liberal usage of the word friend I've seen.
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 04/08/2009, -2/+4910 years in jail... for eating a dick.
- bubbameister33, on 04/08/2009, -3/+46That guy bite off more than he could chew.
- LloydBentsen, on 04/08/2009, -2/+43I refuse to say anything witty about this. That whole Karma thing.
- ryanhayn, on 04/08/2009, -0/+36You haven't heard? Allowing your best friend to devour your dick is a great way to bond. Instant BFF.
- scooterbaga, on 04/08/2009, -1/+34So's the guy...
- Ratteler, on 04/08/2009, -1/+34I could have gone the rest of my life without EVER reading the words in this articles title in that order.
:shudder: - Perdido, on 04/08/2009, -1/+33Worst friend EVER!!!
- potamkin, on 04/08/2009, -0/+32flawless victory!
- anarchist101, on 04/07/2009, -4/+35Some friend!
But the article is not there :( - Biscuitz, on 04/08/2009, -8/+38Explain that one in future relationships
"I don't have a Penis"
Other person: "OMG YOU'RE REALLY A WOMAN?!?!?!"
"No... I just don't have a Penis"
OP: "Uh... why?"
"A "friend" bit it off and swallowed it. Don't worry, he's in jail for it now". - dlan4327, on 04/08/2009, -2/+32I'm not your friend, buddy.
- Haoie, on 04/08/2009, -1/+31Hmm, well, if a raccoon could do it?
- LonesomeFighter, on 04/07/2009, -0/+29you gotta admit, it brings the fight to a whole new level. They say to use surprise attacks in fights, and I know I'd be surprised if it happened to me.
- CoD4, on 04/08/2009, -0/+28These things always come back to bite you in the *****
- inactive, on 04/07/2009, -4/+31I contacted Digg support. They should have it fixed in a bit. here is the article...
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_b ...
Sorry - Zidz, on 04/08/2009, -4/+31OM NOM NOM!!
- deathmatch, on 04/08/2009, -0/+26Hypercombo FINISH
- bundwallah, on 04/08/2009, -0/+24FINISH HIM!!
<pause>
Castrality. - manergy, on 04/08/2009, -0/+24It won't be very hard for them to erect a case against him.
- LonesomeFighter, on 04/07/2009, -0/+23"'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said."
sounds forced to me - andyb747, on 04/08/2009, -0/+23This article is a little hard to swallow.
- DrDanger, on 04/08/2009, -3/+26I don't think I have ever herd anyone say, "I'm soo mad, I could bite your penis!"
how odd - StuartGibson, on 06/14/2009, -0/+23Well, apparently the friend didn't.
...I should get him to talk to my wife - DouglasQ, on 04/08/2009, -1/+22For anyone not of British stock; "Row" (rhyming with 'Cow') is slang for argument.
- DouglasQ, on 04/08/2009, -0/+21I'm not your buddy, guy.
- GMaldonado, on 04/08/2009, -4/+23Certainly not with teeth, Rednecks don't have any.
- jba68, on 04/08/2009, -1/+19"I would rather die than live with a half-eaten penis."
I laughed my ass off at this one... - myothercar, on 04/08/2009, -6/+22That really wasn't funny, but hey, nice try.
- langzaiguy, on 04/08/2009, -0/+15Gotta watch out for those ***** fights.
- cyberkickme, on 04/08/2009, -1/+16with friends like that, who needs sex operations?
- keal22, on 04/08/2009, -2/+17anyone else gag after reading that title?
- Torley, on 04/08/2009, -0/+15Brings a new meaning to "eat my dick".
- Ineedanap, on 04/08/2009, -1/+16Well.. I don't know, once the story spreads of HOW he got into jail- they might just leave the crazy effer alone.
Jail guy:
"hey, you gonna make that new guy your bitch?"
Bitch maker jail guy:
"***** no, that guy will bite it off an eat it!" - moosethumbs, on 04/08/2009, -0/+14A perfect example of the penal code at work.
- inactive, on 04/08/2009, -2/+16"But even if another man was pointing a gun at me, and told me to pull down my pants / started pulling down my pant, I would have at least tried to fight back."
No you wouldn't have, you'd have frozen and done whatever he said. - mlbwebdesign, on 04/08/2009, -0/+14You sure?
Prisoner#1: "Hey, what you in for?"
Dick Eater: "I bit a dick off".
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Prisoner#1: "Bend over" - DouglasQ, on 04/08/2009, -1/+14Depends what you're into
- nelson8403, on 04/08/2009, -9/+22or he could just be into anal with girls
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