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- sjbdallas, on 04/16/2009, -2/+181Meh, let us know when they start carrying lightsabers to work.
- V0lk, on 04/17/2009, -5/+118guess it's just as "valid" as any other religion....
- garvallagh, on 04/17/2009, -2/+72These are not the deep fried mars bars you are looking for
/waves hand
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar - inactive, on 04/17/2009, -1/+61@ Palpatine
Don't taze me, bro! - scotsboyuk, on 04/16/2009, -3/+60That's my local police force.
- inactive, on 04/17/2009, -0/+54Beat you with a stick, he shall.
- TechboyUK, on 04/17/2009, -4/+48That's why they call it a Police FORCE.
The clue is in the name. - vsaint, on 04/17/2009, -0/+43They also listed their official coital experience as virgin.
- Kuci06, on 04/17/2009, -0/+40I have a baaad feeling about this
- cameraconscious, on 04/17/2009, -4/+38HAHA, What a police force :)
- inactive, on 04/17/2009, -1/+28I'd feel much safer if the police around here were Jedi instead of Jesus warriors.
- powatom, on 04/17/2009, -0/+25'I really hate nerds' and getting angry about Midichlorians in the same breath?
- hebejebelus, on 04/17/2009, -1/+22Oh, you live in Coruscant?
- luckyink, on 04/17/2009, -1/+22I find your lack of faith disturbing.
- smack1700, on 04/17/2009, -2/+21Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.
- clyde1984, on 04/17/2009, -1/+20Best bit - "Far from living a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, some members of the noble Jedi order have now chosen Glasgow and its surrounding streets as their home."
- Greengoo, on 04/17/2009, -0/+18I want to make a snappy reference to Hot Fuzz, but I'm not smart enough to pull one together.
- Nebarik, on 04/17/2009, -1/+18"that is why you fail"
- zomgwaffles, on 04/17/2009, -0/+17Taze me bro, do not
- inactive, on 04/17/2009, -0/+16You should change your profile picture to this because it's really no different than the one you have right now.
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6863/douchebag2 ... - Moosejoose, on 04/17/2009, -1/+16Don't compare my god to some fake religion. The flying spaghetti monster blessed us with midgets.
- amerikindream, on 04/17/2009, -0/+15taze me, you shall not, bro.
- AndrewDB, on 04/17/2009, -0/+13You really hate nerds...
Yet you continue to post on digg..?!
Something seems dreadfully wrong with this... - WibWobble, on 04/17/2009, -1/+13And mine (when I'm not at uni)
- Eggzb, on 04/17/2009, -0/+12And they list their relationship status as "Single".
- GerbilKing, on 04/17/2009, -1/+13I'm in the military and my dogtags say Jedi.
- chunkybeefstu, on 04/17/2009, -2/+12Ironically, they would probably be red (synthetic crystals) unless there's a deposit of Ilum crystals (the rest of the colors) on Earth.
/geekend - acklefutz, on 04/17/2009, -0/+10haha
douche - Misterberu, on 04/17/2009, -0/+10Ramen, my brother.
- Galphanore, on 04/17/2009, -0/+9When I was in the Marine Corps I knew several people who had Jedi listed as their religion on their dog tags, and one with Sith.
- FishHammer, on 04/17/2009, -2/+11oh you edgy thing you. bravo.
- Pilgrim01, on 04/17/2009, -1/+9Ewwww
- Onion575, on 04/17/2009, -0/+8I don't get it.
- slugpellet63, on 04/17/2009, -1/+9Never heard of taking the piss on official forms?
- diggydougie, on 04/17/2009, -1/+9All atheist should list Jedi when asked. The religious who get offended by anyone being atheist will just laugh rather than get upset. And worshiping the Jedi is not much different than the flying spaghetti monster.
- illDecree, on 04/17/2009, -0/+8In the Force we trust.
? - clonkid, on 04/17/2009, -1/+8Damn so many quotes to choose from....how about
"I can feel your anger... it gives you focus, it makes you stronger!" - inactive, on 04/17/2009, -1/+8http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_census_phenomeno ...
If Jedi were counted it would have been the second largest religion in New Zealand. The percentages of religious affiliations were:
* Christian: 58.9%
* No religion: 29.6%
* Object to answering: 6.9%
* Jedi: 1.5%
* Buddhism: 1.2%
* Hindu: 1.2%
apparently this is a really widespread movement lol .... just waiting for the U.S. to catch on, as usual - mdc10s, on 04/17/2009, -0/+7Well, at least the maximum two Sith positions are still open, Always two sith cops, there are. A veteran and a rookie cop.
- garvallagh, on 04/17/2009, -0/+7If those 8 really are Jedi, then it makes perfect sense. Wonder do count the Padwans as well ?
- AngryAngryBrian, on 04/17/2009, -0/+6I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a dozen donuts suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly on the floor. I fear something terrible has happened.
- dirtymerkin, on 04/17/2009, -0/+6Sith infiltrators for sure. "These aren't the civil freedoms you're looking for."
- xsarpedonx, on 04/17/2009, -1/+7Kind of a non story really...
2001 Census population of Scotland: 5,062,011
2001 Census Jedis in Scotland: 14,000
% of Jedis: 0.28
Police force: 8,200+2,800=10,000
Police force Jedis: 10
% of Police Jedis: 0.1%
...so police are statistically less likely to mark Jedi as their religion? - mattharvey716, on 04/17/2009, -1/+7390,000 people in the 2001 census listed their religion as being "Jedi"
thats like every for every 150 people 1 is a Jedi meaning my college has 14 Jedi's - elTito, on 04/17/2009, -1/+6I had Jedi Knight on my dog tags. Other people had all sorts of weird *****. Tree Hugger, Dark Templar (starcraft was popular at that time), Druid, Cat Lover, etc.
This is actually pretty common. - rrouse, on 04/17/2009, -0/+5A Jedi with a lightsaber is faster then a robber with a gun or laser pistol.
- WibWobble, on 04/17/2009, -0/+5It's not so impressive to consider the 9000-strong force has only 8 officers patrolling 5 medium size towns at a time (1.6 per town!). Kind of disgraceful (I was told this by the cops in one of those 5 towns' stations for my work experience week at school).
- JDBagley, on 04/17/2009, -0/+4I think my local police are Sith.
- Nennet, on 04/17/2009, -0/+4Soon:
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/imag ... - JasonHaley, on 04/17/2009, -1/+5No. Everyone takes them seriously. You must be mistaken.
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