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- ThatsNotPudding, on 05/18/2009, -3/+435"He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."
My prayers go out to this poor fish. - wefarrell, on 05/18/2009, -5/+429Something's fishy about this story.
- delooka, on 05/18/2009, -2/+3551.5 cm wide? Thats quite the uretha. This kid must have a hammer. Respect.
- BBE1965, on 05/18/2009, -2/+263The fish just "accidentally" slipped up there... I have some ocean front property in AZ I'd like to sell.
- captainXscalora, on 05/18/2009, -2/+229Why the hell did that kid take the fish with him when he was gonna go piss? WTF.
- mikeinto, on 05/18/2009, -0/+191Dribbling urine? That's a warning sign of a penis fish? Oh dear.
- thrashbat, on 05/18/2009, -4/+193"Yeh the fish just fell out my hand and swam up my penis" Either the kid has a rather large japeye or i dont know really.
- Zarokima, on 05/18/2009, -0/+168Something tells me that's not exactly what happened. I may not have been THAT adventurous in my day, but I wouldn't put it past a 14-year-old.
- Gloogle, on 05/18/2009, -1/+163*Looks at penis hole...Looks at fish...Looks at penis hole...Looks at fish...Idea!*
- polypropglop, on 05/18/2009, -3/+139What What What!?!?
- riptor666, on 05/18/2009, -5/+135I guess that makes him a gay fish?
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+130Babel fish don't work like that
- drew101, on 05/18/2009, -0/+96oh the deviant behaviour, i was cleaning the fish tank with my penis? Therapy is just the beginning for this kid.
- A11YND, on 05/18/2009, -4/+98Brock: Take your time Monarch, 'cause as soon as you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
The Monarch: What are you? Obi Wan Kenobi? Just look at you schmucks. I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever -
Hank: The piranha!
Monarch: No.
Hank: The shark!
Monarch: No!
Hank: The... piranah!
Monarch: No and shut up. This isn't a quiz. *muttering* Now where was I... ahem... the dreaded CANDIRU! A naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!
Venture: That is a total myth! There is no such fish.
Monarch: Is too.
Venture: No there isn't. - inactive, on 05/18/2009, -7/+97he likes fishsticks
- ngaaih, on 05/18/2009, -3/+88Doctors wife: How was work today?
Doctor: Not too bad, I went fishing. - cyberoidx, on 05/18/2009, -0/+82You know, maybe he's lying.
- svendm, on 05/18/2009, -0/+81No *****,
I had the misfortune of needing a ureteroscopy once, and that thing was less than 0.5 cm wide, it was done under anesthetic and STILL felt seriously uncomfortable..
This guy has to be the goatse-man of dicks in the making.. - hyderalamgir, on 05/18/2009, -1/+70Imagine the fish explaining the incident to its parents
- copypastry, on 05/18/2009, -4/+71He accidentally a whole fish with his penis?
- uptwolait, on 05/18/2009, -0/+64I'll bet the fish was pissed.
- mike23w, on 05/18/2009, -0/+63Similar to the vibrator in the rectum stories; he fell and the fish got stuck in his penis.
- jammyfred, on 05/18/2009, -1/+57WHAT
THE
***** - kucing, on 05/18/2009, -1/+56The fleshlight fell into the fish tank.
- lfroker, on 05/18/2009, -0/+53Maybe hes a gay fish
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -1/+49Sorry but i would never ever ever ever ever put something into my penis, i would put my penis in something but not the other way around, no matter how young i was it didn't even cross my mind.
- factsahoy, on 05/18/2009, -0/+451.5 cm wide? WTF?
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+45It's not a tuna.
- bonkeykong, on 05/18/2009, -1/+45I'll trade you for my bridge in Brooklyn.
- MrMayBeBanned, on 05/18/2009, -2/+45In Soviet Russia, Penis goes into fish!
- seltaeb4, on 05/18/2009, -1/+44Finding Peno.
- seltaeb4, on 05/18/2009, -3/+44He accidentally the fish.
- danthepiercer, on 05/18/2009, -4/+38'japeye'
***** hilarious. - inactive, on 05/18/2009, -3/+36He totally put that fish in his dick to see what it felt like, he must be a confused bi-curious male.
Time for camp kiddo. - skittlebomb101, on 05/18/2009, -1/+33How does putting a fish in your penis make you bi-curious? Who knows it could have been a female fish.
- hyderalamgir, on 05/18/2009, -0/+32Fish are friends...
- 007isbond1, on 05/18/2009, -0/+31i lol'd @ goatse dong reference
- cosmicr, on 05/18/2009, -6/+37"September 16, 2008"
old news... I read this last year, makes me wonder why someone submitted it to digg and why they were either reading last years news or searching for fish penis. - cfuse, on 05/18/2009, -0/+31The tensile strength of flesh is comparable to the desire of people to test its limits.
- sheeplescareme, on 05/18/2009, -2/+33wtf? the poor fish...
seriously, you dudes need to stop messing around with animals/fruits/vacuums/etc when seeking sexaul gratification. get a doll!
or maybe not - these stories are pretty freakn funny! - Jektal, on 05/18/2009, -0/+30Salmon in -my- penis? It's more likely than you'd think.
- loginfliggle, on 08/09/2009, -0/+30you accidentally the whole meme
- Wigmeister, on 05/18/2009, -1/+30I think you're missing the point.
- LordKorax, on 05/18/2009, -0/+27The Monarch's voice immediately popped into my head when I saw the title.
- inactive, on 05/18/2009, -8/+33my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden
- luckyme77, on 05/18/2009, -2/+27hahahahahahahahaha
Oh god, I'm turning into my dad. - LeekMibles, on 05/18/2009, -2/+26Poor kid must've been so confused. Somebody needs to explain to him the difference between a penis and a vagina. Things go in a vagina. A penis goes into things.
- Merp08, on 05/18/2009, -1/+25A FISH DOES NOT GO IN A VAGINA.
- zuiquan, on 05/18/2009, -1/+24That must have been a fun conversation when he told his parents there was something up with his junk.
- GrandZooby, on 05/18/2009, -0/+23The ONLY reason I even read the comments attached to this article was out of some bizarre hope that someone else thought of exactly the same scene from the Venture Bros that I did.
There is hope for humanity yet... as long as season 3 gets here soon. -
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