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Fish found in boy's penis

news.com.au — The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period. According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

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  • ThatsNotPudding, on 05/18/2009, -3/+435"He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."

    My prayers go out to this poor fish.
  • wefarrell, on 05/18/2009, -5/+429Something's fishy about this story.
  • delooka, on 05/18/2009, -2/+3551.5 cm wide? Thats quite the uretha. This kid must have a hammer. Respect.
  • BBE1965, on 05/18/2009, -2/+263The fish just "accidentally" slipped up there... I have some ocean front property in AZ I'd like to sell.
  • captainXscalora, on 05/18/2009, -2/+229Why the hell did that kid take the fish with him when he was gonna go piss? WTF.
  • mikeinto, on 05/18/2009, -0/+191Dribbling urine? That's a warning sign of a penis fish? Oh dear.
  • thrashbat, on 05/18/2009, -4/+193"Yeh the fish just fell out my hand and swam up my penis" Either the kid has a rather large japeye or i dont know really.
  • Zarokima, on 05/18/2009, -0/+168Something tells me that's not exactly what happened. I may not have been THAT adventurous in my day, but I wouldn't put it past a 14-year-old.
  • Gloogle, on 05/18/2009, -1/+163*Looks at penis hole...Looks at fish...Looks at penis hole...Looks at fish...Idea!*
  • polypropglop, on 05/18/2009, -3/+139What What What!?!?
  • riptor666, on 05/18/2009, -5/+135I guess that makes him a gay fish?
  • inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+130Babel fish don't work like that
  • drew101, on 05/18/2009, -0/+96oh the deviant behaviour, i was cleaning the fish tank with my penis? Therapy is just the beginning for this kid.
  • A11YND, on 05/18/2009, -4/+98Brock: Take your time Monarch, 'cause as soon as you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
    The Monarch: What are you? Obi Wan Kenobi? Just look at you schmucks. I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever -
    Hank: The piranha!
    Monarch: No.
    Hank: The shark!
    Monarch: No!
    Hank: The... piranah!
    Monarch: No and shut up. This isn't a quiz. *muttering* Now where was I... ahem... the dreaded CANDIRU! A naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!
    Venture: That is a total myth! There is no such fish.
    Monarch: Is too.
    Venture: No there isn't.
  • inactive, on 05/18/2009, -7/+97he likes fishsticks
  • ngaaih, on 05/18/2009, -3/+88Doctors wife: How was work today?
    Doctor: Not too bad, I went fishing.
  • cyberoidx, on 05/18/2009, -0/+82You know, maybe he's lying.
  • svendm, on 05/18/2009, -0/+81No *****,
    I had the misfortune of needing a ureteroscopy once, and that thing was less than 0.5 cm wide, it was done under anesthetic and STILL felt seriously uncomfortable..

    This guy has to be the goatse-man of dicks in the making..
  • hyderalamgir, on 05/18/2009, -1/+70Imagine the fish explaining the incident to its parents
  • copypastry, on 05/18/2009, -4/+71He accidentally a whole fish with his penis?
  • uptwolait, on 05/18/2009, -0/+64I'll bet the fish was pissed.
  • mike23w, on 05/18/2009, -0/+63Similar to the vibrator in the rectum stories; he fell and the fish got stuck in his penis.
  • jammyfred, on 05/18/2009, -1/+57WHAT
    THE
    *****
  • kucing, on 05/18/2009, -1/+56The fleshlight fell into the fish tank.
  • lfroker, on 05/18/2009, -0/+53Maybe hes a gay fish
  • inactive, on 05/18/2009, -1/+49Sorry but i would never ever ever ever ever put something into my penis, i would put my penis in something but not the other way around, no matter how young i was it didn't even cross my mind.
  • factsahoy, on 05/18/2009, -0/+451.5 cm wide? WTF?
  • inactive, on 05/18/2009, -0/+45It's not a tuna.
  • bonkeykong, on 05/18/2009, -1/+45I'll trade you for my bridge in Brooklyn.
  • MrMayBeBanned, on 05/18/2009, -2/+45In Soviet Russia, Penis goes into fish!
  • seltaeb4, on 05/18/2009, -1/+44Finding Peno.
  • seltaeb4, on 05/18/2009, -3/+44He accidentally the fish.
  • danthepiercer, on 05/18/2009, -4/+38'japeye'

    ***** hilarious.
  • FrEaK40, on 05/18/2009, -3/+36He totally put that fish in his dick to see what it felt like, he must be a confused bi-curious male.

    Time for camp kiddo.
  • skittlebomb101, on 05/18/2009, -1/+33How does putting a fish in your penis make you bi-curious? Who knows it could have been a female fish.
  • hyderalamgir, on 05/18/2009, -0/+32Fish are friends...
  • 007isbond1, on 05/18/2009, -0/+31i lol'd @ goatse dong reference
  • cosmicr, on 05/18/2009, -6/+37"September 16, 2008"
    old news... I read this last year, makes me wonder why someone submitted it to digg and why they were either reading last years news or searching for fish penis.
  • cfuse, on 05/18/2009, -0/+31The tensile strength of flesh is comparable to the desire of people to test its limits.
  • sheeplescareme, on 05/18/2009, -2/+33wtf? the poor fish...
    seriously, you dudes need to stop messing around with animals/fruits/vacuums/etc when seeking sexaul gratification. get a doll!

    or maybe not - these stories are pretty freakn funny!
  • Jektal, on 05/18/2009, -0/+30Salmon in -my- penis? It's more likely than you'd think.
  • loginfliggle, on 08/09/2009, -0/+30you accidentally the whole meme
  • Wigmeister, on 05/18/2009, -1/+30I think you're missing the point.
  • LordKorax, on 05/18/2009, -0/+27The Monarch's voice immediately popped into my head when I saw the title.
  • inactive, on 05/18/2009, -8/+33my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden
  • luckyme77, on 05/18/2009, -2/+27hahahahahahahahaha
    Oh god, I'm turning into my dad.
  • LeekMibles, on 05/18/2009, -2/+26Poor kid must've been so confused. Somebody needs to explain to him the difference between a penis and a vagina. Things go in a vagina. A penis goes into things.
  • Merp08, on 05/18/2009, -1/+25A FISH DOES NOT GO IN A VAGINA.
  • zuiquan, on 05/18/2009, -1/+24That must have been a fun conversation when he told his parents there was something up with his junk.
  • GrandZooby, on 05/18/2009, -0/+23The ONLY reason I even read the comments attached to this article was out of some bizarre hope that someone else thought of exactly the same scene from the Venture Bros that I did.

    There is hope for humanity yet... as long as season 3 gets here soon.
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