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- Pssdoff, on 12/03/2007, -4/+412...hot, covered in foam, full of whiskey and awaiting my swizzle stick
- Sauwan, on 12/03/2007, -18/+408Phh, I'm not a coffee fan. But I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and full of coke.
- Smight, on 12/03/2007, -4/+352...in the kitchen!
- anareric, on 12/03/2007, -2/+245Overpriced and from a third world country
- inactive, on 12/03/2007, -6/+196why don't you have a seat over there...
- Kisama, on 12/03/2007, -2/+135...hand picked by a South American drug lord and tied up in a sack over the back of a donkey.
- isntreal, on 12/03/2007, -3/+116there's your problem, you're talking about weather instead of whether.
- dillyhoo, on 12/03/2007, -9/+96I like my women like I like my webcomics... crude, accessed from the internet, and the subject of amateur productions.
- duggtodeath, on 12/03/2007, -6/+86...black, hot and spilled all over my lap.
- pimpbot1979, on 12/03/2007, -3/+80...with that certain aroma waking me in the morning.
...black.
...wet and leaking all over the place.
...all over my burning crotch.
...not talking.
...secretly replaced with someone else.
...from Columbia.
...too hot to handle.
...begging for cream.
...enjoys it when I dip my donut inside (what does that even mean?) - wm2010russ, on 12/03/2007, -4/+79i was just gonna say autistic
- iching, on 12/03/2007, -6/+80I think we have a WINNER!
- inactive, on 12/03/2007, -7/+76"...roasted, ground, and submerged in boiling water!" I like :)
- VanD, on 12/03/2007, -7/+74...hot
That sums it up for me - Zarokima, on 12/03/2007, -1/+65It means the guy either has an unusually circular penis or a distended anus. The latter probably requires a Japanese chick.
- anareric, on 12/03/2007, -13/+70Drunk
- inactive, on 12/03/2007, -3/+52I was just gonna say black.
- spudnic, on 12/03/2007, -3/+52You think he could have been telling a joke? Strange I know, but sometimes it happens.
- notque, on 12/03/2007, -5/+51Light, Hot, and in my mouth.
- WinnemuccaMac, on 12/03/2007, -8/+52"...in a plastic cup." -Eddie Izzard
- Dysarthria, on 12/03/2007, -0/+42Expensive and on every corner.
- tehWyman, on 08/19/2009, -3/+44I was just gonna say cold and not moving.
- fkr3, on 12/03/2007, -2/+43Ummm, no. You got the vote, we got the coffee one liner.
- growlzor, on 12/03/2007, -5/+46filled with alcohol and disposable when finished
- feckineejit, on 12/03/2007, -2/+34welcome to twenty comments ago.
- ToastPop, on 04/17/2009, -3/+34Wow, who cares? I don't visit Reddit and I'm glad I saw it here. Nothing on either site is "original", it's all links to external sites, just keep your whining geek speak to yourself and let me enjoy it.
- wordglue, on 12/03/2007, -2/+32whoa that is seriously pure gold
- badjoke, on 12/03/2007, -2/+31You lack wit.
- inactive, on 12/03/2007, -1/+30( . Y . )
- dartmanx, on 12/03/2007, -2/+30I like my women like I like my coffee:
BITTER!
(Apologies to whoever I stole that from... Richard Jeni, maybe?) - Druox, on 12/03/2007, -1/+29quiet.
- swagv, on 12/03/2007, -6/+33"Tasteless and scary enough to wake the dead." --me
- Spelvin, on 12/03/2007, -0/+26Someone needs to pull all the great online comic characters and make one page of them. XKCD, Red Vs Blue, Penny Arcade and so on all with their own answers to this and other great jokes.
It would kinda like the roger rabbit of bad jokes, or kinda like the aristocrat. - kleric, on 12/03/2007, -4/+30http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/dbcomic.phtml?rowid ...
- ncapone, on 12/03/2007, -0/+25He's living up to his name!
- Ventolin, on 12/03/2007, -0/+25In mah mouf.
- dillyhoo, on 12/03/2007, -1/+24Coffee is scary? What the hell do you drink it with?
- chickentonight, on 12/03/2007, -4/+27Dugg for the comments. :-)
- darlyn, on 12/03/2007, -4/+26So ... you confess?
- alulie, on 12/03/2007, -2/+23With a spoon in them...
- Nodaki, on 12/03/2007, -4/+24Black, bitter, with the sweet smell of stripper.
- theWrkncacnter, on 12/03/2007, -0/+19that dinosaur is the only one to get it exactly right :)
- ODog417, on 12/03/2007, -4/+23Hot, Black and on the Table
- kewlito, on 12/03/2007, -1/+20 ҉ ҉ ҉
- juliolarri, on 12/03/2007, -1/+20‽‽‽
- vault, on 12/03/2007, -5/+24,,,
- thebellmaster1x, on 12/03/2007, -2/+21Aaaah, I miss Stella so much. I blame its cancellation COMPLETELY on Mencia.
- micahkl, on 12/03/2007, -0/+18... with my dick in it.
- fkr3, on 12/03/2007, -1/+18Bitter and cold.
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