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- mvanhorn, on 10/11/2007, -17/+359Did they scissor?
- Coven, on 10/11/2007, -17/+282Pics or it didn't happen
- DariusMonsef, on 10/11/2007, -2/+181Full sentence direct quote... "They had sex many times." Now that is journalistic quality.
- unicronband, on 10/11/2007, -13/+182I'll take "The Rapist" for 500.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -5/+105"They had sex for the first time in June, when the girl was 16. She stayed at Isaac's home for about a week before moving to Wellington to live with her mother. Soon after, Isaac paid for the girl, who had been drinking heavily, to return to Tauranga to stay with her. They had sex many times."
I want to live this paragraph. - spiffyfitz, on 10/11/2007, -12/+102Niiiiiiice?
- Boshow, on 10/11/2007, -10/+96"These" as in weird pervs that have sex with underage girls. Dumbass.
- cbuddha42, on 10/11/2007, -3/+87Wait, did anyone else read this and think: "hey, if that guidance counselor was a guy he would be locked up for years; why is this woman getting off with only a fine?" Not that I think the counselor deserves jail time, but I do think she is getting treated far differently than she would if she was a guy having sex with a 16 year old.
- Buddhist, on 10/11/2007, -5/+84"The next day she tried to overdose on aspirin, anti-depressants and anti-nausea pills but vomited before they took effect. After that, Isaac and the girl had sex once more, in December."
That's pretty ironic, anti-nausea pills inducing vomiting. - brstilson, on 10/11/2007, -18/+89Pic of the counseller...
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a8/MrsGarrison.png - DeathfireD, on 10/11/2007, -2/+60I was just about to make a comment about that. I cracked up laughing when that part showed up.
"Soon after, Isaac paid for the girl, who had been drinking heavily, to return to Tauranga to stay with her. They had sex many times." - crashbang, on 10/11/2007, -4/+60@Boshow
Age of consent in New Zealand:16 - betacmag4u, on 10/11/2007, -6/+60I'm depressed I need some therapy....wonder if she is still taking new patients?
- FRANKeB, on 10/11/2007, -2/+55Skin on skin but nothing's going in.
- LostOnion, on 10/11/2007, -0/+50Here's the Digg Moral Code of Sex:
Man teacher on boy student: Sick. Diggers disgusted
Man teacher on girl student: Teacher should be shot. Diggers rise up in outrage.
Woman teacher on boy student: Niiiiice, boy is hero. Diggers green with envy.
Woman teacher on girl student: Holy *****! Diggers go into ecstatic frenzy of fapping. - t4ll3y, on 10/11/2007, -2/+50The girl is still alive, so clearly she did something right.
- knulpm, on 10/11/2007, -3/+51Male counselor having sex with a young girl: gross.
Female counselor having sex with a young girl: awesome. - TyphoidTimmy, on 10/11/2007, -2/+45No awesome...only Nicccee
And I don't want Pics.....they always depress me with some sort of Ham Beast.....
In this ruling, we shall have the roles replaced by more women that need to be nekkid:
Counseler shall be Salma Hayek and Victim Natalie Portman - tehkain, on 10/11/2007, -4/+46She took advantage of an authority position to manipulate a young child for who she was supposed to be helping.
- CiXeL, on 10/11/2007, -5/+45arent all 16 year old girls suicidal?
- mongrel, on 10/11/2007, -9/+48Hey some of those suicide girls are pretty hawt, I don't blame her
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37"The next month, the girl attacked Isaac after learning she was still in contact with her partner. A few days later she approached Isaac with a knife, telling police later that if she could not be with Isaac, she would kill herself.
The next day she tried to overdose on aspirin, anti-depressants and anti-nausea pills but vomited before they took effect. After that, Isaac and the girl had sex once more, in December. "
She fails at life, love, and suicide. Man this girl should just give up already..oh wait.
P.S. Isaac is going to hell for that last bit in December. I know there is a "last chance" rule for break ups, but come on. - 8bitflu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33I need some guidance.
- JohnnyXmas, on 10/11/2007, -2/+34You guys are all disgusting pervs.
And I ***** love it. - ayeroxor, on 10/11/2007, -2/+33Dear Penthouse,
Let me start out by telling you a little about myself. I'm a counselor at a local camp for girls... - darkened, on 10/11/2007, -10/+36I'll prolly be dugg down for this but I see very little wrong with this, the girl obviously had no problems with their relationship with the woman and felt very strongly towards. She got played in the end, but that's life. Welcome to the real world.
- ryansmith18, on 10/11/2007, -2/+26@darkened:
Well of course you're getting dugg down for that. What in the hell gave you the idea to look deep into this story and pull something intellectual out of it?
IT'S A LESBIAN THERAPIST FANTASY. WOOOO!! - Gee1004, on 10/11/2007, -2/+26Everybody is getting sex but me
- Hoinah, on 10/11/2007, -2/+21What is it today with all the damn Sex Scandals?
... not that I'm complaining or anything... - Porkgod, on 10/11/2007, -2/+21You've had sex with your female guidance counselor?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -6/+25Dammit Digg, how am I supposed to get any work done with a boner!!!
- dakilla91, on 10/11/2007, -2/+21Lol, this is the best story that's been on digg all day.
- isntreal, on 10/11/2007, -0/+17Get used to it.
- MrFatalistic, on 10/11/2007, -2/+19the article needs a few more sex references...
- cpbrown, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16probably some viral marketing campaign if u ask me
- LucidHawk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16Who's to bet that if we saw pictures of either.. half of digg would just barf and bury the story?
- realyst, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15Man I was feeling awful reading that title and description and thinking "Man, that's pretty hot."
Then I read all the comments following it and saw that lots of diggers agree.
Now I feel even more awful O_o - ahknight, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14You're obviously not visiting the right websites.
- coit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+14Seems logical, coming from a publication with the name of "Stuff."
- tunana, on 10/11/2007, -5/+18Sounds like something Borat would say
- ChronicColonic, on 10/11/2007, -2/+15Bow Chicka Bow Wow...'Glideance Counselor 4 - Scenes from the Couch'
Yeah, this story has got porn film written all over it. - Irimi, on 10/11/2007, -8/+21How do these people get through graduate school?
- ayeroxor, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13It's lesbian camp counselor sex. Some things cannot and will never be able to be buried.
- xtmno3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13@msUSApatriot (#7287279) said: "No it is not awsome. It is disgusting. It is because of perverts like that so called guidence councilor that if I had a daughter I WOULD NOT put her in the Girls Scouts. Why? Because they now allow dykes and lesbos to lead troops unlike the Boy Scouts that have the balls to fight to keep the ***** out."
WOW! Such a display of bigotry! Just so you know, a lesbian is not necessarily a child rapist, same with a gay man...you know, just in case you actually cared how stupid you sound (its pretty bad). To call all homosexuals child rapists would be no different than to call all people child rapists, the only difference is what sex of child they would go for. - RussellDovey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13Man, I need help. The first thought in my head when I saw this was "Huh. I wonder if it worked?" (sadly, no.)
Imagine a world in which sexual exploitation of vulnerable, suicidal teens actually did prevent their suicide!
Four words: No more teacher crisis.
That's all I'll say for now, I hear burning pitchforks. - directedition, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14And if she had been a he, a decade+ in jail would be the sentencing.
- ohnoes1111, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Anyone else click the link looking for pics?
- Nidy1, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14You're sick AndrewJC? Don't worry, the wahmbulance will be here soon.
- Lister169, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12She should know better than to give her guidance counselor any lip.
- vcleniuk, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11What ever happened to socializing with your peer group (age, occupation, etc.)?
Is it Tivo? The Internet? Cable TV? IM's?
Why are people like this counselor picking partners from the people they are supposed to protect?
Is it me, or are there really more teachers, counselors, priests and coaches acting like freaks? (or animals, I guess). -
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