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- simplistics06, on 11/12/2007, -3/+54stay in the kitchen
- DesertDude, on 11/12/2007, -2/+47How sad. It's hard to believe that in this day and age there's still this huge gap between men and women.
- DucoNihilum, on 11/12/2007, -1/+42The government needs to put a stop to this!
Remember- the best equality is FORCED equality. - dtele, on 11/12/2007, -3/+40I love the Onion.
- Gugel, on 11/12/2007, -3/+36I would have thought that it'd be easier for a woman serial killer to stand out from the crowded male dominated serial-killer industry.
- capiCrimm, on 11/12/2007, -2/+32common chauvinistic pig logic. If she wasn't repressed by the man, she'd wouldn't have had to be so vicious.
- inactive, on 11/12/2007, -6/+33I can see it now as she fills out a job application; Question 1; "What is your job title? Answer: Serial Killer." Question 2; "What are you accomplishments?" Answer: "Oh I killed twice as many people as my male revels." Question 3; "What position are you applying for?" Answer: "Human Resources."
- rivalius13, on 11/12/2007, -1/+25That's wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself.
You forgot the bedroom! - rivalius13, on 11/12/2007, -3/+25Only if she's hot.
- anarchytv, on 11/12/2007, -0/+17This is why the Onion Personals is such a great place to find a date.
- graemee, on 11/11/2007, -1/+18That damn glass ceiling is everywhere.
- Fredtheviking, on 11/12/2007, -4/+21It seems some diggers haven't figure out this is onion. So, it is a farce, not real news. Maybe I just not detecting the sarcasm.
- elias, on 11/11/2007, -2/+14best line of the whole story
"not possessing the mental facilities required to understand the charges against her."
LAWLS - PaulOwen, on 11/12/2007, -1/+12"Oh I killed twice as many people as my male revels"
She killed twice as many people as Revels? I know those coffee-flavored chocolate balls are not to everyone's taste, but are they KILLING people? Can a follow-up mouthful of strawberry or toffee-flavor not help at all?
That's terrible. - alamandrax, on 11/12/2007, -0/+8But that's where my mistress sleeps. And I'm hungry.
- sfacets, on 11/12/2007, -1/+7oooooh, poor female serial killers.
- cfuse, on 11/11/2007, -1/+7But in this case, it's broken and covered with the victim's blood.
- exomni, on 11/11/2007, -0/+5People act like there's equality among homocidal sociopaths, but it's just because they can't see the glass ceiling holding down women's ability to shine.
- LokitheComplex, on 11/12/2007, -0/+5Killing old people is never going to impress anyone. Look at Harald Shipmen. One of the world's greatest serial killers with something like 215 on his record. But they were old people.
But if you kill one teenage girl. Best make her pretty and intelligent with her whole life ahead of her.
Actually I've heard some theories that teenage deaths are mourned the worst as they've had the most resources put into them and have the most potential.The older you are the more spent you are. Its just the community maximising its resources. I appear to have drifted off topic. - inactive, on 11/12/2007, -0/+5dude?
- rhinopig, on 11/11/2007, -1/+5Carp, I accidentally dugg you up instead of down. I think he was making a joke. (If he hadn't read the article I doubt he would have said that. I mean would anyone really sympathize with a real serial killer for being discriminated against?)
- Bonekhan, on 11/11/2007, -1/+5It's a concern.
- xGeneric, on 11/12/2007, -0/+4Well, anyone is better than Toby.
- andrgo, on 11/12/2007, -1/+5Exactly. Don't forget the nursery.
- Fragowell, on 11/12/2007, -1/+4It's always a treat to see Onion articles make the front page because we get to see ***** and retards struggle with (and often fail at) comprehension.
- thatbox, on 11/12/2007, -0/+2:(
- jscnet, on 11/12/2007, -0/+2Um, it's the Onion.
- Fragowell, on 11/13/2007, -1/+3Dude.
- Verz, on 11/11/2007, -0/+1Thank you so much!
- JergoR, on 11/11/2007, -0/+1"I'm an 8-foot spider wearing a disposable diaper, do you know anywhere that i'll fit in"
"is that what this is all about? fitting in?"
"Hell No!.........yeah" - teddyrux, on 11/12/2007, -1/+2"There's nothing more upsetting than strangling someone with surgical tubing, only to have them look at you in shock and disbelief," Huxley said. "It's like, 'Why are you so surprised? Is it because I'm a woman?!'"
- inactive, on 11/11/2007, -0/+1I would have thought the opposite would be true because the template for serial killers is "Lone male."
A chick serial killer is a novel idea... and hot. - pegleg1971, on 11/11/2007, -1/+2Otsego, MI...LOL...dated a woman from that county once...crazy! Oh and it's funny that the woman in the article is in a nurses uniform when the Otsego County hospital is one of the WORST in the nation. So oddly true on so many levels.
- inactive, on 11/12/2007, -0/+0Meh, buried.
- NordicSkiing, on 11/12/2007, -1/+1Added Huxley: "I just want to be treated like any other homicidal sociopath."
YES - lead2thehead, on 11/12/2007, -3/+2Or it could be that psychopathic women are so common that it's not considered newsworthy.
- CanceledCzech, on 11/11/2007, -2/+1I read this and I laughed, then wondered why I could laugh at something so horrible. "Sure, it's funny," I thought to myself, "but it also means that many people have died senselessly." Then out of seemingly nowhere, it hit me, this must be an onion article. Sure enough, I was right.
- londubh, on 11/11/2007, -2/+1It would appear that a lot of digg readers are either humor impaired or their parody/satire meters are defective. Several other people have already pointed out this is on The Onion.
- Homerr, on 11/11/2007, -3/+2Pics or it didn't happen....oh, wait, never mind.
- iamcool, on 11/12/2007, -2/+1Men that commit crimes are considered monsters. Women are considered desperate, trapped, or forced into their crime. Don't forget society's most ludicrous saying, "innocent women and children".
- Tyrghast, on 11/11/2007, -3/+2Keep the pimp hand strong, or else you end up with raving mad serial killer women.
- thailand1972, on 11/12/2007, -4/+2I would not be surprised to see some feminists linking to this article and taking seriously....anything to get angry about.
- btdub, on 11/12/2007, -5/+3For those of you who find this to be an outrage, just a lil somethin' for ya... - The Onion = FAKE NEWS. Some of it is actually funny, too.
- sekhui, on 11/12/2007, -6/+4"male revels"? that's so bad i can't even think of a snide joke to make about it. ;p
the word you want is "rival", hehe. - LudovicNoir, on 11/11/2007, -2/+0Equal rights for female lunatics! Grrrl power!
- sparkmonkeyz, on 11/12/2007, -8/+6I think you mean she chose to murder twice as many victims to gain public exposure; I don't think she was forced to kill them.
- ITGER, on 11/11/2007, -2/+0I see what they did there.
- maduzah, on 11/11/2007, -3/+1Heh, I could tell it was the onion just by looking at the headline.
- String, on 11/12/2007, -3/+1WHat the *****? O_o
I'm scared... - corr0siv3, on 11/12/2007, -3/+0y doesnt she admit she just has this unnerving craving for blood? honestly...some1 should tell her to rent out 'jaws'...
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